If Tim Duncan had indeed created a LinkedIn profile, you can bet it would be something like this. However, it appears this is definitely (most definitely) fake, as the profile can no longer be accessed.
You gotta love Tim Duncan's LinkedIn page... (this is actually a real thing) pic.twitter.com/D7YUdcIG5Z— Steve Kyler (@stevekylerNBA) August 1, 2016
Well, we can all dream. Whoever wrote up the profile really nailed the tone.
For example, here’s the original bio:
An accomplished professional with a proven track record in the highly competitive sports industry. Would describe myself as a hardworking team player with strong leadership skills. Proficient in Microsoft Word and Excel.
Read more here. This story is just awesome. Timmy is the gift that keeps on giving, even in retirement.