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Maybe the San Antonio Spurs tried to get just one more meal out of that 5-day old turkey, but they seemed to spend most of Tuesday evening oscillating between "still full of tryptophan" and "I probably should've thrown out those leftovers."
In what now might have actually reached trend status, the Spurs came out sluggish at home against an Orlando Magic team that, while comprised of some interesting pieces, should never challenge the Spurs from a talent perspective. That they soundly defeated the good guys and held them to a season-low 83 points is potentially troubling.
A sloppy but close game through the first two and a half quarters, the contest got out of hand midway through the third. With 6:30 remaining the Magic were up 61-58. There was then a four minute stretch in which the Magic stole the ball on three consecutive possessions, capped by a 5-on-3 fast break that the Spurs couldn't score on. The lead ultimately swelled to 73-62 with 1:45 left in the period, and the Spurs never really threatened again.
Some of the credit for the Spurs troubles must surely go to the Magic defense, which by the end of the season will probably be one of the top-ranked units in the league with the length, athleticism, and natural defending instincts of Bismack Biyombo, Serge Ibaka, and others. But the more troubling aspect is that the Spurs responded to defensive pressure by abandoning their offense in favor of one-on-one play, and what Manu Ginobili called "too much hero ball." There were spacing breakdowns and ball-movement black holes and the Spurs were out-assisted by one of the worst offensive units in the league, to accompany their season-high 18 turnovers.
Thanksgiving leftovers aside; what's going on at home for the Spurs?
Since May 1st, The Spurs are 4-6 in the friendly confines of the AT&T center, after winning an unprecedented 43 of the previous 44 home games.
Some fans had creative solutions:
New new idea: a bunch of us buy tickets and make the Spurs feel like it's a road game. It'll be hard on the spirit but for a good cause
— Pounding the Rock (@poundingtherock) November 30, 2016
And:
Pop: ok new plan
— Quixem Ramirez (@quixem) November 30, 2016
*team huddles up*
Pop: hear me out
*Pop draws on whiteboard*
Pop: pretend you're playing in Orlando
~
*Spurs win by 50*
But it is something for coach Gregg Popovich to figure out. They are 3-4 at home in November, after going 23-4 in the previous four Novembers at the AT&T Center. For tonight at least, we can chalk it up to "one of those nights," as across the league the team with the worse record won every game (the 2nd time in NBA history when at least 6 games were played).
This is the 2nd time in NBA history that the team with the worse record won every game. (via @EliasSports)
— NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) November 30, 2016
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/tRe6sDFkis
The Spurs loss registers as the largest upset of the season thus far with the Magic entering with just an 8.3 percent chance to win, according to ESPN's Basketball Power Index. The Cavs and Clippers each also lost to clearly inferior opponents, so there is some solace in weirdness being everywhere.
Quote of the "Night"
"They sleep, they eat, they go through your stuff and then they execute you to death and leave your arena successful." - Brad Stevens
"They sleep, they eat, they go through your stuff and then they execute you to death and leave your arena successful." - Brad Stevens
This quote is actually from last Friday, but here's to hoping the Spurs can continue on their 10-game road winning streak after having their 9-game total streak snapped against the Magic.
Game Ball
None.
I guess if you have to focus on the positives in an otherwise wholly forgettable game, you could point to DeWayne Dedmon's contributions against his old team and in his first game back from injury (6 points, 8 rebounds, 2 blocks in 16 minutes). Kawhi Leonard also had some eye-catching Kawhi type plays en route to 21 points and two steals, though he ran hot-and-mostly-cold for the night, and the twenty-point plateau has become routine as Leonard has scored 20+ points in 15 of 18 games this season.
But the real MVP was probably Tim Duncan's texts to Sean Elliot--which continue to make Spurs broadcasts must-see TV, and give us confidence that the retirement transition is going swimmingly:
Tim Duncan is texting Sean Elliott during the game. TD is cursing and clowning Sean to no end #GoSpursGo pic.twitter.com/3KeBVeRaed
— Def Pen Hoops (@DefPenHoops) November 30, 2016
Numbers Game
23 - Pau Gasol has now played more NBA games than Michael Jordan. Gasol is now #79 in history with 1,073 games played, passing Jordan's 1,072. (That seems like an insanely low place on that list!)
30 - Manu just moved into #30 in NBA history in career three-pointers with 1,361.
62.2 - Just a reminder that the Spurs still maintain the best winning percentage in NBA history (Lakers 60.2%, Celtics 58.8%)
TakesGiving
A forgettable game, but some memorable tweets.
"Here's that pizza bro"
— #RIPSnottie (@JHolasHoops) November 30, 2016
"What's this on it?"
"It's Hawaiian! Ham & pineap-"
Me: pic.twitter.com/TlJIi2JShk
Welp...
The pregame pulled pork sandwiches. https://t.co/bE0FrP79A1
— Jeff McDonald (@JMcDonald_SAEN) November 30, 2016
PtR: Come for the Game Threads, stay for the world-class analysis
I'm not a paid analyst, but I think this might be true for the Spurs as well https://t.co/5Lw4ds1tQC
— Pounding the Rock (@poundingtherock) November 30, 2016
When Kawhi airballs a 3 and Elfrid Payton blocks a LaMarcus Aldridge dunk attempt it might not be your night
— Nick Moyle (@NRMoyle) November 30, 2016
Manuuuuuu still got it!
That Manu pump fake tho pic.twitter.com/LWM2lFBJ4o
— San Antonio Spurs (@spurs) November 30, 2016
Manu just did another Manu pass. #StillManu pic.twitter.com/mX7zLcLoZ1
— J.R. Wilco (@jollyrogerwilco) November 30, 2016
Rick Carlisle on the Spurs, who play in Dallas Wed after hosting Orlando tonight. "Who knows who they’re going to bring tomorrow."
— Dwain Price (@DwainPrice) November 29, 2016
RIP
Oh my good lord Birdman got made an endangered species by Thon Maker https://t.co/S9Xc4AmusJ
— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) November 30, 2016
Some like it popped:
Internet loving this S.A. mom for sneaking corn on the cob into movie theater https://t.co/801kFBX5hy via @mySA pic.twitter.com/NSZI0qmzgK
— Maddy Skye (@MaddySkye) November 29, 2016
[fire emoji]
my favorite diss track of all-time is when MC Timmy D said "we got four more to win. we'll do it this time" after the spurs beat OKC in 2014 https://t.co/wGM4YdKZTr
— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) November 29, 2016