Long ago, on a farm in the land of SanAnflorin, lived a young post player named of Tiagocup. Tiagocup had a low block game admired by many of the GMs in the land, but had yet to realize her power over the adjacent farms. Tiagocup was content to just play hoops and order around the ball boy, Manuley. Manuley would take Tiagocup's commands in stride, always replying with "As you wish." Soon, Tiagocup realized that Manuley was in love with her post game and found herself reciprocating with a love of his reckless abandon. To ensure that their basketball game could withstand attacks from the country of Californder, Manuley left the comfort of the farm in search of gaining more knowledge from basketball players abroad.
Donald Sterling as Count Sterlingen
GrandPop : Wait, just wait.
PtR : Well, when does it get good?
GrandPop : Keep your shirt on, and let me read.
Israel Guitierrez as the old, booing woman.
"Boo, boo, boo. The Queen of Small Farms. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slow, the Queen of Boring, the Queen of Old. Boo. Boo. Boo."
Timzik: Flop, flop... I think he make fans' heads pop.
Tonigo: Probably he wants playoff wins.
Fimzik: He's really very short on them.
Tonigo: Timzek, are there blocks ahead?
Timzek: If there are, our shots will be dead.
Chrizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Timzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Chris Paul as Chrizzini: So smart? So tricky? We'll see who's laughing last.
Manu Ginobili as the Man in Black: It is love that drives him on. Love of the game, love of winning, a love for which he will joyously sacrifice his body. He is the X-factor that can topple any mighty power, because when he shows up - even injured, even weakened - he is capable of things that are the stuff of fairy tales.
Tim Duncan as Timzik: how many times had the big man carried the team on his broad shoulders? Always affable, something of a joker, but deadly when he has the rock in his hands.
"I'm on the job."
Chauncey Billups as the Impressive Billups, and Kenyon Martin as the K-Bino
Manuley: It's possible. I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
Blake Griffin as Prince Griffindinck
It's the quiet guys you should fear.
Photoshopped Images - DrumsInTheDeep (Again his brilliance knows no bounds.)
Story Ideas - Rand and J.R. Wilco
Story - CapHill (My apologies to William Goldman)