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This is....the final Jordan brand shoe ad for this campaign.

Europe - The Final Countdown (via EuropeVEVO)

Please note the song is not the actual ad.

Well the Jordan brand came down to Texas, He was looking to make a shoe deal
They were in a bind 'cos they was way behind and they were lookin at Gary Neal.
Well they came across Ol Gary, practicin his 3's
And Jordan jumped over a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a basketball player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you shoot a pretty clutch 3, boy, but give the "greatest ever" his due:
"I bet Jordan brand deal against your shot, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
Then Neal said, "My name's Gary, and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Gary loosen up that arm and make sure you use a little arch
'Cos Jordan broke loose in Texas and the he the "greatest of all time"
And if you win you get this Nike shoe deal that makes you gold.
But if you lose, Jordan gets your stroke..."

That's all I've got. Feel free to add any extra verses you can come up with in the comments. It's a pretty easy song to come up with more for, but if I did it, what would you do? Oh, yeah, I'm also supposed to link back to this. I guess I almost forgot:

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Yo MJ PUT SOME OF THESE ON YOUR SHOES, OOOOOOOOHHH YYEEEEEAAAAHHHH

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