Commissioner, we have a problem.

What's wrong? Did my approval rating suddenly rise?

No it's more serious than that. It's Goodell.

That guy? Please. Even if he used replacement referees, they're still not as bad as the ones I employ.

No, it's not that. It's even worse.

The Saints thing? Goodell will be in the fetal position after I reveal my arbitrary flopping fines.

It's not the Saints. Goodell... IT SEEMS has a gif.