I felt bad that JanieAnnie sent me these pictures late Thursday night and I didn't use them. With her photos and in the spirit of Fred, I give you this statistical recap.
He's dissing Tim on the intro and this is the closest he came to bodying up his assignment all game. -1
Too much angle in the lower body. Even if this shot went in, which is unlikely, it was lucky. -2
You can't out low and out leverage a shorter man. -1
Tim is too experienced to even try and this shows the inability to learn. -4
Looks like The JV attempting a layup. -5
Getting paid $14.2M and making me think of The JV. -10
Challenges jumper. +1
Ineffective when doing what you are supposed to be doing. -3
Arabesqueing? -1
Arabesqueing with Boozer? -100
JanieAnnie says Pop was glaring at Joey Crawford tyring to get a technical and failed.
Failed to get a T from Joey 'T' Crawford? -5
No, really. That's not a foul. That's just Tim being wimpy and trying to avoid contact. This is a man's game and you have to be physical. You can't shy away from contact. -3
Terrible jumpshooting form. That won't get you off the bench rookie. -2
Still trying and still failing. -8
Could we have more guys with ugly shots? Split leg leaners? Any wonder you are in a shooting slump? -5
Nice form. +1
Shot too early in shot clock. -1
Shot too early in shot clock as a point guard. -2
No dancing is not allowed. -1
Doing Thriller is just plain disrespectful. -4