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Game Thread #43: at Lakers

In the last month, I've been called a "hack" on another blog for my "analysis". I've been chided in this blog for not being funny AND not providing analysis.

This is very disappointing to me. I take things like this personally and when I feel like this I spend a lot of time thinking about my situation and what led me to be in that situation.

I'm a software guy and I am responsible for the design of products that make a user's experience intuitive. My expertise, if you will, is in understanding how to present users with tools that they understand. This is really a game of setting expectations.

So, let me set some expectations:

  • If you want analysis. GO AWAY!
    If you want humor. GO AWAY!
    If you want homerism. GO AWAY!

Without further ado, a game thread without any analysis or humor whatsoever. Suck it.

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Game Time: 2:30 Spurs Time, 6:30 Argentina
10:30 pm Egypt, 9:30 pm CET
5:30 am Perth and Philippines
NO OTHER TIMEZONE MATTERS!
Nor the people in them.

TV: ABC
Officials: TBA
TBA
TBA


29-13
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Tony's Great
Manu
Manu's Great
Tim Duncan
Tim's Great
Bonner
Matt's Great
Michael Finley
Fin's Great


34-8

Fisher Sucks

Kobe Sucks

Bynum Sucks

Pau Sucks

Luke Sucks
images via espn.com
17-7 Home 22-3
12-6 Road 12-5
96.9 Offense 107.8
93.6 Defense 99.1
46.4 FG% 47.7
39.5 3-pt% 38.1
76.1 FT% 76.7
40.4 Rebounds 44.0
12.1 TO's 13.7
8-2 Last 10 7-3
W 4 Streak W 3
PG
SG
C
PF
SF
Bench
Coach
Mojo
Winner

Breakdown

  • Point Guard - Tony is an all-star.
  • Off Guard - Manu is the best player in the league not named Tim.
  • Center - Tim is named Tim.
  • Power Forward - Matt never misses a shot.
  • Small Forward - FinDog is a master of his craft. A small forward nonpareil.
  • Bench - Our bench has the two best non-starting guards in the league. They would probaby start for half the teams in the league.
  • Coach - The greatest there ever was.
  • Mojo - If we can overcome adam8065's start of the 4th quarter guarantee Friday night, we can overcome anything.
  • Winner - The greatest team of all time wins games like this.

Keys To The Game

We just have to show up.

Some other reading

There isn't an SBNation Lakers blog.

  • Forum Blue & Gold is supposed to be good.
  • La Ball Talk
  • LA Times Lakers Blog
  • Recap: Scrappy Doo & Stampler? Shit, I can't keep up.