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Signing Up for Game Recaps

Do you like the Spurs? Can you put together semi-coherent thoughts while using 3rd grade level punctuation? Then we have a job for you!

It's time to sign up for game recaps, folks. Esteemed gentleman, friend, and professional sportswriter Michael Erler is going to cover all the odd numbered games. Here are the rules for writing the game recaps.

1. Don't sign up unless you're reasonably sure you can watch and recap the game.

2. Game recaps should be up within 24 hours of the end of the game.

3. Game recaps require a title. They should either obviously pertain to the game you covered or be complete non-sequiturs. No cursing allowed in the titles.

4. Absolutely no racism or prejudice against any race, gender, sexual orientation, or religious orientation is allowed. This includes the use of words typically used to demean women. Yes, I'm talking about "bitch" among others. I reserve the right to delete your post without contacting you.

5. No sexual content. This includes jokes and photographs. And I consider photos of cheerleaders inappropriate content.

6. You will receive no compensation. Nor will I pat you on the back or look you in the eye. I might nod in your general direction.

Here's the list of games available. Just claim your games in the comments. No more than five per person, and AusTechSpur gets first dibs (though he is of course under no obligation to do any of them).

Wed 05 @ Minnesota 7:00pm
Tue 11 vs New York 7:30pm
Fri 14 vs Houston 7:30pm
Mon 17 @ LA Clippers 9:30pm
Fri 21 vs Utah 7:30pm
Wed 26 vs Chicago 7:30pm
Sat 29 @ Houston 7:30pm
Thu 04 @ Denver 9:30pm
Tue 09 @ Dallas 7:30pm
Fri 12 @ Minnesota 7:00pm
Wed 17 @ New Orleans 8:30pm
Sat 20 vs Toronto 7:30pm
Tue 23 vs Minnesota 7:30pm
Sat 27 vs Memphis 7:30pm
Fri 02 @ Memphis 7:00pm
Mon 05 @ Miami 6:30pm
Sun 11 vs Orlando 7:30pm
Fri 16 @ Philadelphia 6:00pm
Mon 19 @ Charlotte 1:00pm
Fri 23 vs New Jersey 7:30pm
Tue 27 @ Utah 8:00pm
Sat 31 vs New Orleans 7:30pm
Tue 03 @ Denver 8:00pm
Tue 10 @ New Jersey 6:30pm
Tue 17 @ New York 6:30pm
Sat 21 @ Washington 7:00pm
Wed 25 vs Portland 7:30pm
Sun 01 @ Portland 7:00pm
Wed 04 @ Dallas 8:00pm
Sun 08 vs Phoenix 2:30pm
Thu 12 vs LA Lakers 7:00pm
Mon 16 @ Oklahoma City 7:00pm
Fri 20 vs Boston 7:30pm
Tue 24 vs Golden State 7:30pm
Fri 27 vs LA Clippers 7:30pm
Tue 31 vs Oklahoma City 7:30pm
Sun 05 @ Cleveland 12:00pm
Wed 08 vs Portland 7:30pm
Sun 12 @ Sacramento 8:00pm
Wed 15 vs New Orleans 7:00pm