Because Deron Williams is about to play game 4 with a case of the runny poopies. I can hear Mark Jackson now:
He's not missing the game, ok? ZERO CHANCE. I don't doubt he's had a case of the coming-out-both-ends, but this is more motivational ploy / seduction of the media than reality. Plus they're trying to grab a little "Michael Jordan flu game" joo joo. Fortunately the Spurs have some powerful joo joo of their own.
"I told you." (Glenn James / NBAE / Getty Images)