Bill Simmons, meet your 2007 Boston Celtic draft pick!
He kinda looks like Justin Timberlake. That's something.
Just look at the form, Bill! Elbows out! Look at that grit and determination! Look at that pale skin and protruding forehead! And with the tutelage of Doc Rivers... this Spencer Hawes will be the next Andrew Bogut, minimum! He may turn out to be even better than Bogut! We're talking Brad Miller territory!
Better luck with the ping pong balls next year. (And the year after, etc.)