MANU GINOBILI AVERAGES 34 POINTS A GAME WHEN TONY PARKER DOESN'T PLAY. THAT PROVES THE WEE FRENCHMAN IS A DAMNED SELFISH FRENCH SURRENDER FERRET. OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
I keed, I keed.
(Oh, I didn't get to watch the BCS game last night, but I was rooting for Florida simply because I am sick and tired of hearing about THE Ohio State University. That's retardonkulous. And yes, I've copyrighted "retardonkulous.")
Frenchie McWonderbutts (did I get that right stampizzle?) is "questionable" for tonight's "game" "against" Portland. And just what exactly is so special about Portland's port that makes it think it should be known as the "land of ports?" Seattle has a beautiful port with downtown, Mount Rainier and the Olympics as backdrops. I say screw Portland and their no sales tax having asses! They won't let you pump your own gas! That's unAmurrricen! I hereby declare that Seattle will now be known as "Seattle: the Better Land of Ports!"
Portland @ San Antonio: SA -11.5
Seattle @ Phoenix: PHX -14.5
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