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A.I., my second favorite NBA player, got shipped two one of two teams that I didn't want him to go to. I'd blame God for this, but he doesn't exist anyway. Maybe I'll blame Santa.

So now I have to rationalize it. It's not like Kenyon Martin is on the team right now anyway. And I liked Carmelo in Syracuse...

Who am I kidding. This is terrible. I am NOT happy. This is me being unhappy. Right now as you look at this, just know that wherever you imagine me to be or me to look like, I'm being unhappy.

Here's the story.