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I Have Totally Figured This Team Out

The Spurs got obliterated by the Houston Rockets yesterday. Normally I do not put much stock into preseason contests, but my gut told me this particular game had import. Unfortunately I did not see this matchup, but I have scoured the depths of the internets for articles and YouTube clips and photographic records. After hours of research and introspection I have come to two conclusions that will undoubtedly change the way you and the sports watching world view this San Antonio Spurs team:

  1. When Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili and Bruce Bowen all sit out this team sucks donkey balls.
  2. When Brent Barry leads your team in field goal attempts and rebounding you will have a serious problem with suckage.
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