The Spurs got obliterated by the Houston Rockets yesterday. Normally I do not put much stock into preseason contests, but my gut told me this particular game had import. Unfortunately I did not see this matchup, but I have scoured the depths of the internets for articles and YouTube clips and photographic records. After hours of research and introspection I have come to two conclusions that will undoubtedly change the way you and the sports watching world view this San Antonio Spurs team:
- When Tim Duncan, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili and Bruce Bowen all sit out this team sucks donkey balls.
- When Brent Barry leads your team in field goal attempts and rebounding you will have a serious problem with suckage.