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FULMER CUPDATE: JANORIS JENKINS EATS TASER FOR LUNCH
We are all now one step closer to Florida winning its first Fulmer Cup in the first year without its actual namesake coaching in the SEC. Florida corner Janoris Jenkins loves his chain for the same reason you love your ostentatious and garish gold chain. You know, the dookie roll you're currently...
PENN STATE HAS FECES MANAGEMENT PROBLEMS
AAAHHH! RUN!!! In the Big Ten, the shit will hit the fan on Saturday night as a classic nexus of Big Ten football, Brent Musburger, and wholesome, sausage-downing fandom meet in Happy Valley as Penn State hosts the undefeated Ohio State Buckeyes. And if you do plan on attending the game, please...
KEEP FLORIDA PLAYERS AWAY FROM BEER KEGS
Auburn scores points for drunk in pub-LICK, as Octavius Balkcom (nice Bond villain name, there) is arrested at 4:40 a.m. this past Saturday in Opelika for public drunkenness. As you may know, if you are drunk and in public at 4:40 a.m. in Opelika, Alabama, then your blood may be used for rocket...
We Got Drew Gooden! Look Out LA! Clippers, that is...
Just fast forward to the :27 mark and it'll sum up my feelings on the Gooden acquisition. TJ Who's Your Momma (via grecian) Yes, yes, Drew Gooden, whee. I can't tell you how excited I am to have this lunatic on the roster. He plays absolutely no defense and he's dealing with...
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