A Spanish PG Walks Into A Canadian Bar
An Amateur's Running Diary
Spurs @ Raptors - Feb 11 2008
- 1st HALF
Aaand here we go. This isn't a true recap, but since I don't know how to write anyway I'll just comment on the game as I watch it and hopefully that'll tide over the unfortunate people who missed it.
I love pictures. This would have pictures if I knew how to add them. Sorry. Maybe next time, if Matthew lets me post again.
Anyway, it's so sad when you watch the match using Sopcast and the image freezes midshot. Two things can happens: the next time you look at the scoreboard Toronto can be leading or you can suddenly happen onto Ginobili nailing a three. Fortunately, the latter happens.
Two plays in a row with great ball movement from Manu to Oberto to Duncan, then easy basket. I always wonder if most of Fab's points come off Manu's assists because Oberto is dependant on Manu or because he's the only guy willing to pass the ball deep to the the slow countryman.
As I write this, Manu makes a difficult shot off the glass, then makes a layup. He's playing effortlessly in the first quarter. In fact, all the Spurs seems to be passing the ball well.
Dare I hope a good game from our dear San Antonians?
Manu leaves, Horry enters, Bargnani tries not to suck and dunks it, and makes the +1. Toronto is a deeply talented team and has some great passers, and really, watching them this season has been great. They're like the Suns, only they don't whine so much and didn't trade Marion for a corpse. Hopefully, mocking Shaq won't come back to bite me in the ass.
Calderon now, that's a great PG. I'm writing this, and Sopcast goes online. But fear not: the yahoo scoreboard informs me that Toronto is closing in, which means we have a good possibility of having increased the lead. Besides, it's not possible that Oberto missed two FTs in a row. Again.
When I get video again (and a solid feed this time, so I'm set for the rest of the night, yay me), we're 32/26, Manu has come and gone in the second quarter, Finley just tried a very risky pass which led to a turnover and then Pop laughed right in Bonner's face as he benched him after 10 seconds. And Elson actually subs for him. So much fun in the Spurs merry-go-round.
I wonder how it feels to have TJ Ford as your backup PG. Don't get me wrong: I hate TJ. He was way overrated last season, and Calderon has outplayed him in every possible fashion. Still, as a backup PG, he's a great option. The man just dished out 14 assists the other day! I remember someone saying that Forderon (Calderord?) was an all-time PG for the Raptors, and while that's an exaggeration, he's definitely an all-star.
Funnily enough, I've heard that Calderon has one of the worst +/- rates in the team. Does that make sense to you?
Vaughn driving to the hoop takes years off my life. Still, you have to give the little guy some credit. He just made a difficult layup and then took advantage of his puniness and converted an easy layup off a sweet pass by The Timmy.
39/29 and still somewhat in control. Fun game. Glad to be hooked up with illegal Internet transmissions. Beat the system, d00d.
Some shit happens, and Manu wakes me up with a crazy, off-balance, probably-a-bad-idea-since-he-missed-the-last-two-and-with-good-looks long three. For the record, he only had a couple of off shooting nights in the last weeks. The defenses are closing on him, and he's making the three.
Why not shoot it, I say? I trust him more than anyone else on the team.
And Manu makes another crazy three, proving I'm a genius. Bill Simmons, eatcher heart out. 47/33.
I'm not trying to write a play-by-play here. I'm going to summarize by saying that Manu's dominating, Timmy is being Timmy, the best PF of all time, Oberto is showing how good he communicates with the Gino, and Elson is sucking like a black hole.
I wanted to write good things about the Raptors tonight, I really did. I love a lot of their players, and Calderon is simply a future perennial all-star, but the Spurs are stealing their thunder playing stretches of truly great basketball. 2 minutes to go in the second quarter.
I'm convinced that Manu can't miss a shot. Too bad Rasho is such a stud.
- HALFTIME
Finally some time to gather my thoughts. I'll go out on a limb and say that we're winning this game with authority. I'll go even further and say that Manu is playing at a high level. Hell, I'll step right off the ledge and claim that Manu's the reason we're winning so easily.
That's it.
Since I really am a fan of the raptors, I'm going to talk about their players. I think they're a couple of players away from becoming a title contender.
PLUSES:
Calderon, of whom I've already talked. Just a a dream PG, with the Nash mold. Tons of assists and the ability to take over the scoring when his team needs it. That he's proved to be clutch doesn't hurt.
Bosh, a borderline dominant player. He has monster games, and then disappears against good teams, and gets schooled by the Duncans and Garnetts of the world. Still, the Raptors wouldn't be half the team they are without him.
Moon, a fun fun player that isn't afraid to hustle. We'd love him in SA.
Ford, and I've talked about him already. It takes a lot to overlook his major flaws, but I'm willing to for a top-notch backup PG.
Kapono, who has a tendency to show up big when no one expects it of him.
Delfino, and not because he's Argentine. Hell, he's the Argentine I like the least, but still, he's given them a lot when the Raptors didn't really have him in their calculations early on. In a bench so thin, he's a definite plus. (Of course, he's 1-7 tonight.)
MINUSES:
Bargnani, and I really can't say anything about him that a thousand sports writers haven't already. He's poo.
Parker, not quite starter quality for a team that wants to reach farthest than every other.
The rest, since they don't have a real bench. In short, they suck.
- 2nd HALF
The Spurs start cold, and I'm considering the possibility of seppuku if the Spurs eff up this one. I'm a man of little faith after the last month. 57/46.
Manu misses the three, catches the offensive board, is blocked, then makes a big three, then almost-makes-but-not-quite another. Time for some other Spur to play ball?
Timmy makes a nice 2pter, Gino goes out and the Raptors make a couple of jumpers. 62/50, and I'm
somewhat nervous. Of course, that might be caused by Vaughn driving to the hoop with the clock winding down and not throwing the ball on time. Shizats.
Funny things happen. Oberto and Duncan get in each other's ways and an easy defensive rebound turns into a turnover. Calderon throws a great alley and Bargnani manages to mess up the oop. Way to go, flying Italian freak. The NBA, where shitty plays happen.
Calderon steps it up and he's 8/11 for the night, with 5 assists. But Oberto makes a nice hustle play after a couple of boneheaded moves by a guy with his experience (oh, sorry, basketball IQ), and then Timmy makes a brilliant play and nearly prompts an orgasm from yours truly. What a stud. That said, he missed the +1 FT. I hate you. Calderon makes another layup, and suddenly it's a 10 point game. 68/58, and I'm shaking in my proverbial boots.
Calderon can't miss and Elson airballed another shot. Once again, it seems Manu will have to play 1 on 5 because no one else can make a jumper. And right now, Damon misses after a great pass from Manu.
The 3rd quarter is finally over, and we're 8 points ahead. 68/60. Aren't you guys happy we brought Finley and Stoudamire because they could make open shots?
I look away, and we're 70/66 with 10:38 to go. Why is Elson on the court? Hasn't he ruined enough plays this night? I expect to see his ass benched shortly. In the meantime, I hold my breath when anyone not named Ginobili or Duncan touches the ball.
Okay, I'm a fan, so I'm allowed to change my mind shamelessly. Finley can suddenly play, Delfino too, and Manu just checked in with another 3pter. 77/68.
Manu 2, Delfino 2. Argentina wins.
Duncan airball. Rasho jumper. Vaughn with a 3pt. Spurs forget the meaning of defense and giving Bosh an easy dunk. What's the world coming to? IT'S THE TWILIGHT ZONE!82/74.
Calderon huge, but Gino just a nose bigger. Then again, Calderon just made a 3pter from home. And Manu with a beautiful assist. And Delfino with an enormous 3. 87/82.
Delfino playing with heart, assist to Rasho, and layup. Up 3 with 3 and a half minutes to the end of the quarter. And guess who shows up? MANU, faking a ridiculous shot and earning two shots from the line. Makes both, and it's a 5 point game.
WOW. WOW. What a game, guys. If you're reading this and didn't watch the game, I'll just have to point and laugh at you right now. 89/84, their ball.
Exciting stuff keeps happening. I'm exhausted. Bosh steps up, Duncan too, then Manu finally misses a shot and Oberto is stepped on by the refs because they don't like him. Wrong call there.
91/88, and seppuku looms right next to epic victory. 59 seconds left, and we need our D.
Bosh misses, and Manu gets his career high 14th rebound. How about that for our Argentine star? Aaronstampler is probably touching himself somewhere in this big wide world. We miss you, dude.
Hokay. I think we won this. Manu tries a looong three, it hits the back of hoop, then Manu grabs his 15th rebound and that forces the Raptors to foul Finley. Good ol' Findog doesn't fail us ("VETERAN SAVVY!" yells the Wino) and makes both FTs, and now it's a 5 pt game once again with 7 second left on the clock.
Yup. It's a win. I know so much about this game, it's like I can see the future. GREAT win, guys. I won't even go to SpursTalk tonight just in case one of the guys there disagrees and pops my bubble.
I'll let someone else recap it. I'm tired, it's late, and I have to work tomorrow. So I'll just honor our dear Aaronstampler with...
OUR 3 STARS
3rd - Calderón. ...He's a Raptor? Whatever. Boom goes the dynamite. 12-17 FG (2-4 3pt), 3 rbds, 6 asts, 1 TO. Do you think we could trade Stoudamire for him?
2nd - Duncan. Solid, cuddly, and downright nostalgic performance. 11-19 FG (0-1 3pt, snort*), 14 rbds (4 off), 2 asts, 2 BS, 2 TO. And he hit big shots, of course.
1(1/2)st - Bonner. 1 PF in 24 seconds of playing. The Red Rocket's taking off.
1st - Manu. Simply erotic. 13-22 FG (6-12 3pt), 15 rbds (2 off), 6 asts, 2 stls, 2 TO. Most points, most rebounds and most assists of the match. 'Nuff said.
Finally, just a word for our favourite zombie, Horry, who had a couple of really nice passes. He's showing some life signs lately, and I'm glad. Sorry for being so long-winded, fellas. Talk to you guys later, and looking forward to the Cavs sucking at home.
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Re: A Spanish PG Walks Into A Canadian Bar
I too know the feeling of debating seppuku during a spurs game (the first 3 quarters of game 5 at phoenix last year...)
I must say, some of the vets are showing signs of life (Fin, I'm mostly looking at you, though I am willing to hear arguements that Horry isn't dead, he's just old and stiff and it takes him 4-5 months to warm up). That's a good thing.
Also
"Elson is sucking like a black hole."
That's actually stepping up a bit for him...
by Krukow on Feb 11, 2008 9:36 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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The funny this is that both Manu & Jose will be missing the All-Star. I certainly don't understand how can that be when you score 34 points & 15 rebounds......
Would like to hear some response from you guys here:-
http://mundoalbiceleste.blogspot.com/2008/02/nba-news-big-hit-from-manu.html
by sivanjohn on Feb 12, 2008 12:58 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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after watching this JV/midget thing at point guard for a week now, i am really salivating for tony to get healed up. its not been terrible, but it aint that good either. we need him back big time.
spurs are still succeptible when a hot shooting teams get hot.
toronto can be a really good team if they can get one more big man (instead of bargnani, that is).
by bones on Feb 12, 2008 7:25 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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- Whatever the question was: Mighty Mouse does not appear to be the answer. I think we're all having Nick the not-so-quick flashbacks. Hope I'm wrong but it don't look promising friends.
- Manu is the Tiger Woods of basketball: behind the even-tempered, polite exterior is a guy who just freaking hates to lose ... at anything. During the off-season, when he goes home to Bahia Blanca, he probably beats the shit out of his Grandmother at Canasta.
- Pop was a dick with Matt Bonner. They made such a big deal about him "coming home," hundreds of friends and family wanting to be comped, Canadian media interviews, and Pop pulls him 27 seconds after he went in, and never put him back in. Come on, could he really do any worse than Cisco, who seems to have decided that he's going to shoot the ball within 5 seconds of first having touched it.
by agutierrez on Feb 12, 2008 9:03 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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Of course, he's just not playing at all, so nevermind...
by Krukow on Feb 12, 2008 9:40 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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And..please people don't compare Damon to Nick Fat Exel!!!!! Nick came into San Antonio out of shape and never hustled. Damon has been playing all year and is in game shape. He is doing his best out there and he doesn't come in and take ill advised shots! Damon also spreads the floor too and I don't cringe when he shoots 3 pointer.
Well..Pop is allowed to be a dick if he wants to be..I don't feel bad for Bonner if he doesn't know who to guard he should be benched! Considering this is second year with the Spurs and he is being paid 3 million per year. (He would probably been able to play in the second half if the game wasn't so close)
by adam8065 on Feb 12, 2008 9:50 AM CST reply actions 0 recs
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a lot of you guys are down on elson as well. i am not. he's one of those guys that wont play that well if given 2 or 3 minutes here or there. he's more of a flow guy and played very well in the beginning of this season and had some good games for us last year too when getting regular time. spurs were something like 17-3 when cisco was getting regular minutes dont forget. he's athletic and strong. he can be an asset for us if he's not rusty - a good switch-up for oberto when the match-up calls for it (better on guys like bosh....oh yeah and dirk too).
the perfect time for both of these guys to get more minutes would be during a stretch of 2 games in 2 days. i, for one, hope that neither of them dont get lost in the second half shuffle.
by bones on Feb 12, 2008 12:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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by speedostuffer on Feb 12, 2008 3:43 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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I believe Manu is going back to the bench once Tony comes back. We need him to spark our bench once again..because he won't be the focus of the offense while Tony and Tim are both out there. So let Manu sub in at the 6 minute mark then start doing his thing! I also can't wait to get Barry back he is the Spurs best 3 point shooter and Passer too. It's funny how much you actually start to appreciate players once they are injured.
by adam8065 on Feb 12, 2008 4:26 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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by Aaronstampler on Feb 16, 2008 4:47 AM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by speedostuffer on Feb 12, 2008 5:09 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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Fabo is a great back up center, but not a starting center. He is not a shot blocker at all. (0.3 per game). Nazir had 1.4 per game in less minutes with the Spurs. Rasho had near 2 blocks a game.
The layup drills in the second half for the Raptors was again a gut wrenching experience for a basketball fan who knows basketball. If we can not stop the middle level Raptor players from driving to the hole (even our old pal Rasho slipped in a baseline move) what do you think Kobe will do? What do you think Gasol will do? What do you think Stoudemire will do? What do you think Shaq bones will do? What do you think CP3 will do to us? How about Baron Davis? The upper tier guys in the west will slice us to pieces and do it very easily.
The solution. Have the hook ready for midget one and midget two. They "F" up, they need to be pulled ASAP. Go big on the perimeter and sag into the lane. Play our opponents like they play us. Turn the enemy into a jump shooting team. Fight through the pick and rolls. Secure the defensive rebounds. Always have two bigs up front in the game (please play the Rocket!). Screw small ball.
For those of you still running the small ball talk and acting like "that's just the way things are". Bull feathers. Pop put us in this mess and he needs to answer for it. Giving up offensive rebounds after missed free throws at the end of the game is unacceptable at any level. We need to compensate for the bum moves made by Pop.
Also, for the 760 sports ticket Spurs radio hacks who are saying we need more jump shooters? Are you kidding me? Has Don Nelson, Doug Moe and Paul Westhead infiltrated the radio station?
Anyhow, after all that I need some humor, so the fat man delivers. For those of you who haven't heard the Shaq versus Bill Walton smack..it is awesome. They both accused each other of faking injuries and quiting on thier teams. Shaq accused Walton of violating the "Big Man" code. Here is the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHQexCFJWM
by ClintonsCigar on Feb 12, 2008 7:23 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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i would be more than happy if both of these turds were never in front of a camera or microphone again.
by bones on Feb 13, 2008 11:50 PM CST up reply actions 0 recs
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by Gino20 on Feb 12, 2008 11:21 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
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ClintonsCigar, I don't disagree completely with what you said, but Calderon was the one who drove to the hole the most, and he's not a middle level player.
by LatinD on Feb 13, 2008 5:18 AM CST reply actions 0 recs

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