Stoudemire is a done deal. How do I feel about this deal? According to basketballreference.com, the most statistically similar player to Damon in the history of the NBA is...
Nick Van Exel.
They are/were both 34 when playing for the Spurs. They both shot under 40% from the field each of the three seasons before joining the Spurs. They both think/thought they are/were much better offensive players than their play suggests. Both are injury prone and neither can play defense. They are both 35.8% career 3P shooters. Both smell like beef and cheese.
Fucking yay.