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Frustrated Jazz Fan Throws Spare Wife Onto Court

I began cursing during the fourth quarter, because as the free throw gap widened I realized that this difference could easily become the story of the game.  And that frustrates me, not so much as a Spurs fan, but rather as a fan of objective analysis.  I contemplated going back and watching every fourth quarter foul in slow motion to determine which calls, if any, were undeserved.

Thankfully I realized how pointless that would be.  As a Spurs blogger few would treat my review with any seriousness.  Plus, one thing I've realized over the past year and a half is that sometimes people just want to be pissed off.  They'll pick a source for their displeasure and blame it for, well, everything, ignoring what should be obvious.  Such as:

-The Jazz allowed the most FTA in the league during the regular season.
-The Spurs allowed the least FTA in the league during the regular season.
-In the fourth quarter the Jazz took 11 shots outside of the paint.
-In the fourth quarter the Spurs took 3 shots outside of the paint.
-Many, many of the fouls were obvious calls.
-Despite popular belief, there's nothing in the rule book stating each team has to get the same number of free throw attempts.

During the fourth quarter Mark Jackson was going on and on (and on) about how horrible Duncan was playing, even going so far as to say it was "the worst game I've ever seen him play."  Umm, Mark, did you suffer some blunt head trauma in the past 48 hours?  Duncan was considerably worse in game 3.  And yes Mark and Jeff, we know you guys used to be player and coach.  That whole bit you have going isn't funny.  Please shut up.  Please.


Obligatory Manu pic.  (Jerry Lara / Express News)

If Sloan was such an amazing coach he would sit Okur and play a main five of Boozer, Millsap, AK47, Giricek and OMGTHEGREATESTPGEVAH!.  Despite the opinions of the commentators, Okur's been helpless against Duncan (11 fouls in the past two games) and the Jazz have limited Tim with double teams and collapsing guards.  Giricek over Fisher is an obvious switch at this point.  Ginobili is so far in Fisher's head that it's a little sad at this point.

Of course Ginobili gets into every opponent's head.  And despite his reputation, I don't think it's because of the flopping (which he continues to tone down while Fisher, Oberto, Horry and Raja Bell carry on the torch) or the fact he's Argentinian.  I think it's because he NEVER retaliates.  He never gets in an opponent's face.  He never delivers a foul with a little bit extra or commits frustration fouls.  Denver and Seattle both tried (in 2005) to deter him with frequent flagrant fouls.  It didn't work.  Not only did it not slow him, he didn't react.  It's like he legitimately didn't give a rat's ass.  Manu Ginobili is totally without outward machismo and it drives NBA players (and opposing fans) crazy.  He's The Sickness.


Manu's reaction?  N/A.  (Steve C. Wilson / AP Photo)

So after their first playoff win in Utah, the Spurs are now one game away from their fourth trip to the NBA Finals.  Cinco mas.

(Yes, I know Jacque Vaughn was +9 tonight.  Total aberration.)

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Good God, who decided that Mark Jackson should be an analyst. I like Mark as a person and a player, but damn he is a horrible analyst. Can somebody get Hubie Brown's corpse to do the Finals? Jacque Vaughn +9, WTF?!!??? Aberration indeed.

by DennardC on May 29, 2007 1:30 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Frustrated Jazz Fan Throws Spare Wife Onto Cou
in the post game interviews they asked gino how he's able to get under his opponents skin. his paraphrased reply: "i don't do anything i just go out there and play. if what im doing is getting us to the free throw line then thats good."

btw, Finley was also +9. 9 obviously means bad.

who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? there are some who call me ... tim.

by ptruser on May 29, 2007 2:10 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Frustrated Jazz Fan Throws Spare Wife
I only saw the second half. I was hanging out with my not-quite-as-nerdy (compared to me, anyway) friends for the first half. It was odd. I went from having an argument about Batman to watching the Spurs. I, should probably be ashamed of myself.
Go to Hell before seeing the moon. -Shagia Frost (Gundam X)

by Hideyori on May 29, 2007 2:38 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Frustrated Jazz Fan Throws Spare Wife Onto Cou
I'm confused.  By the pictures displayed, it would seem Ginobli was fouled twice.  

But, I'm pretty sure that's impossible.  

Ginobli is far too quick and wily to foul, or be fouled.  He knows a three point play when the ref sees it!  

I'm still not sure why he had those two fouls called on him...he's a good defender!

by DrStrom on May 29, 2007 7:45 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Jackson is an idiot.
My favorite Mark Jackson moment is when he claimed that he would take great offense over great defense any day.  Really Mark?!?  You would?  Maybe there's a reason why 3 of the 4 teams left in the playoffs were also in the top 5 in defense this year.  Can JVG just slap him?  Please?

by hanestagless on May 29, 2007 8:48 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Announcers
Thank god for JVG.  He was the only one of the crew who pointed out that what was taking place was the Jazz losing their composure and acting like ass-clowns, plain and simple.  What a bunch of bitches, and their fans can eat a dick for throwing shit.

Did anyone else hear Mike Breen (play-by-play) talking about how strange it was that Sloan was thrown out with "only one technical foul" accompanied by some arcane speculation about the ref's prerogative, etc. WHEN SLOAN HAD PICKED UP HIS FIRST TECH AT THE BEGINNING OF THE SAME QUARTER.

My god, ESPN sucks.

by wangalusa on May 29, 2007 9:57 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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That's probably the only time in the history of the universe that someone has been thankful for the presence of Jeff Van Gundy, but you're right.  The commentators were terrible last night - JVG isn't great, but he was masterful compared to the rest of the crew.  I watched the game at a friend's bbq yesterday, and we turned the sound off about halfway through the third quarter.
chaos... panic... pandemonium... my work here is done.

by rick2g on May 29, 2007 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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I didn't even make it through the pre-game comments from those jackasses.

On the bright side, not caring about the audio allows one to use higher-bitrate Chinese p2p streams here in pirate internet TV land.

by wangalusa on May 29, 2007 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Frustrated Jazz Fan Throws Spare Wife Onto Cou
Anyone else notice that Boozer's "huge" block on Timmy was not exactly clean?

Also, somebody should get fired and prison raped for wasting the greatest announcing crew in all the land on the East Finals while sticking us with Marc "I talk in second person because it sounds analyst-y" Jackson.

by davidpj24 on May 30, 2007 1:58 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Frustrated Jazz Fan Throws Spare Wife Onto Cou
It was clean enough - the hand on the hip/body contact wasn't anywhere near enough to warrant a foul, IMO.  Give Boozer some credit for a great play... but what pissed me off was that Manu should have drawn a charge on Boozer about 6-7 seconds later during the ensuing fast break.  Refs didn't give it to him.
chaos... panic... pandemonium... my work here is done.

by rick2g on May 30, 2007 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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