Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish, who normally plays his cards a lot closer to the vest, couldn’t contain himself while gleefully announcing that he has even more in store for the Lannister clan in game two of the NBA Finals.
Baelish, former Master of Coin on the Small Council and notorious schemer, formally supported the Lannisters with his evil betrayal of Ned Stark, but it appears that with his appointment as Lord of the Vale, he’s settling some old business. Sources were unsure who provided the quotes listed here, although the current guess is that Sansa Stark gets a lot more out of Baelish these days.
"The Lannisters have held sway for far too long and it cannot stand that they send their armies and their minions far and wide in search of more conquests without at least a little rebellion now and then," said Littlefinger, smirking in that murderously endearing way he has. "It’s easy to win wars when you have more money to spend on the best soldiers. So, sometimes, you have to win with deceit and trickery."
Baelish went on to say that it was doubtful that the same old "the AC is not working" gag would work again and so he’d have to get even more creative. "I’ve replaced the seat cushions on the opponent’s bench with heating pads and I’ve got tiny space heaters right behind the bench. I’ll have all their towels handed to them piping hot, and instead of Gatorade in those bottles, that will be replaced with wine."
Littlefinger smiled and then pointed to the Spurs logo at center court. "And if all that fails, I’ve installed a moon door."