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Serge Ibaka


I give up. Not only is Serge Ibaka the greatest player in the history and future of basketball, but:

- Serge Ibaka beats rock, paper, and scissors

- Who finally killed Rasputin? Serge Ibaka, at the Chesapeake, with a 17-footer

- The only reason we haven't caught Bigfoot is that Serge Ibaka doesn't care for hiking

- The tallest building in the world is the 2700-foot Burj Khalifa in Dubai. Even Serge Ibaka had a hard time dunking on that rim

- Serge Ibaka came in fourth in today's Indy 500. In retrospect, he shouldn't have tried it on foot

- If nuking an approaching extinction-level asteroid doesn't save humanity, Serge Ibaka will just swat it away

- "Mr. Gorbachov, tear down this wall, or Serge Ibaka will!"

- On The Price Is Right, Serge Ibaka spun the Big Wheel. It powered the Pacific Coast for seven months

- XBOX One, Serge Ibaka ninety-eight was the final score

- Serge Ibaka once completed a triathalon. It was lunchtime and he had a whole hour to kill

- "Knock knock!"
- "Who's there?"
- "Serge Ibaka!"
- "CRAP! We surrender!"

- The highest grossing movie of all time isn't Avatar; it's twenty-minutes of Serge Ibaka jumping rope

- Archaeologists remain baffled as to how the Egyptian pyramids were built so precisely without the aid of Serge Ibaka

- Serge Ibaka once tried his hand at juggling. That's why we've got seven other planets today

- It wasn't Shaggy. It was Serge Ibaka

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