The concept here is that Mark Cuban kinda reminds me of an old-timey oil baron. That, combined with the fact that this is an all-Texas showdown, is the inspiration for this silly back-and-forth between two fictional businessmen. The pictures, however, are of actual businessmen. Ignore that, though. I made up fake names that were funnier to me. Okay, I believe this meets my 75-word quota to publish a fan post. Sorry for writing a pointless thing beneath all of these goofy pictures, but I had to do it in order to publish. Okay.