Here we are, Pounders! It’s an "Official" edition of enemy posts. The "Opponent Comments" thread will bring you the best of the games comments, as seen from the opposing fans' perspective. Originally intended to be Top 10 of sorts, it quickly grew into a highlight of the entire game thread. Now, just take a look at our own Official Game Thread and you can see it can be fairly lengthy. Fear not Pounders, this will only be the highlighted version, of our opponent’s comments. Of course, the entire Game Thread can be seen here at Detroit Bad Boys of SB Nation. Tip of the hat to nicolaspursfan88 for keeping this thing alive. Enjoy!
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Go S***** team go!!
The Aussie in me wants Patty to light us up with 25
LET'S GET THIS LOSING STREAK STARTED!!!
Hey Steve can you ask your good friend Tim to teach Andre some post moves
Tim works out with Roy Hibbert every offseason. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind Andre joining.
With that said, Moose is, at this point, a much more nimble post player. Dre should be able to learn plenty from him.
Dat Duncan bank-shot, though...
Jennings lobbed it up to Kawhi... Wat
2 turnovers on first 2 possessions
And it begins
There should be a stat column for swag
League Pass took a poop
Keep feeding Singler!
My spider-senses are telling me you have a basketboner for Singler.
You can’t have him!
All of our big men suck against 7' bigs
Refs letting the bumps go
It’s 2005 night at AT&T Center!
should be 2005 night!
SHUT YOUR DAMN W**** MOUTH STEVE
you tell him.
I JUST WANT MOAR
YOU JUST WANT TO PAD YOUR MEANINGLESS POSTING STATS.
I want to know if you're pulling off a similar feat on PTR as well.
Now that would be impressive. I’m guessing they’re not into volume posters like us.
their problem is that they are ALL volume posters.
DRE YOU ARE 7 FEET TALL
YOU DON’T NEED TO JUMP AT PUMP FAKES
4 min into the game and Smith hasn't taken a jump shot
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!
like clockwork, you mention it and he shoots it. The 22' specialty...and no I'm not speaking euphemistically...
We don't have a banana on the roster.
What about Charlie V?
He's more like a Mango I think
Don't ask me to justify this…..
Except Danny is overrated and Kyle is ridiculously underrated
Danny Green is the greatest player in the world.
DANNY "GOAT" GREEN
I'll rec it.
Smith is playing the greatest game of his life.
Boourns....I'm scared man!
Hell is freezing over...
and my daughter has to watch it...
Divert her eyes
SHE MIGHT GET THE IMPRESSION THAT HE CAN ACTUALLY PLAY!!!
too late...she's entered the federal building, and I'm not sure she'll ever come out.
New guy here...
What the heck does "rec" mean? I’ve seen it in this thread a hundred times
We'll tell you when you're older
I wrote a book about time travel. Buy it and/or die. http://www.thetimetravelguide.com
We don't cover that in class.
Maybe I should start writing the curriculum?
Ok not that rec
Yes that rec
Nearly killed ’em.
Next to the star down the bottom
you gotta rec it, before you check it.
Check yourself before you rec your....others?
you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nos, but you can't rec yourself.
We gave him a big contract, he must be good!
he's the best.
Josh BOAT Smith?
Bloated of all Time?
I’m going to die. Right now. A Splitter to Boris lob?
Against this D?
Ask and you shall receive.
Spurs slightly ahead of Pistons, SpursFanSteve curb stomping Boourns in the comment war… I am disappoint.
You suck, Boourns. Get your butt in shape and beat Steve. What a disgrace.
FEEL THE BURN. OR BOOURN. WHICHEVER’S MORE APPROPRIATE.
Get your stuff* together
If my child would just stop escaping from the cage, I'd be able to sit down and comment like a gentleman...
Tie her up?
I have not yet begun
to stomp that curb.
euphemistically speaking, of course.
you wouldn't even know how to euphemistically stomp my curb if you were given a thesaurus and two poets.
I just gave my class a five minute break so that I could stop in to say
just how much I hate that lousy SpursFanSteve
(for the next two hours)
seriously...he's such a jerk
Lets go BOOOURNS LETS GO!! *Clap Clap*
Where for art thou, Dre?
Its operation tank...he can't play a part in this.
Probably watching round two of Boourns vs. Steve, like the rest of us.
This might be my only comment of the game
GO BOOURNS! (still love you, mean it, Steve!)
I love the term "dropping dimes"
I never dropped a dime I didn't find, and I found a few dimes dropped before my time.
Spurs shooting 38% to our 48%
And we are still down 2
well, I mean, that's just like, your opinion, man.
I am p****** myself here
I have no idea why
too much to drink
I am at work...maybe just deliriously bored
Josh Smith playing with energy
And abandon. On pace for 32 shots. I say he gets there.
I'm calling 38 points on 35 shots.
More points than shots?
Get the eff out.
at this rate, he's going to have to shoot terribly in the 2nd half.
The margin of the Spurs' victory
Will equal the number of shots Josh misses.
Correlation would be causation.
Go Spurs Yourself Steve
Gotta box out and grab
The defensive rebound
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
Man, where's Daye?
Pop sucks at evaluating talent. Doesn’t even know he has the next Kevin Durant on his bench.
Not as smooth as Smoove
He's french right?
Hey you should had a Sweedish guy to your list
We can swap you Jerebko for one of your Americans….hmm let's say Leonard
So Smith has hit his last 6 shots…..HOW?
Ok we will swap you Smith for....
Leonard and Belinelli and Mills
If you open no other video link this season,
be sure that you open
You will thank your lucky Mushrooms.
oh hell yes
oh hell no.
I say we kidnap Patty Mills.
We can leave Bynum in SA.
this patty guy is good
Debbie Watches the Pistons
Is she a friend of Kathy's?
Haven't we all been a little grouchy lately
Will Bynum is the master of the beautiful crossover forgotten after the brick on the jump shot.
so good in the post.
He sorta reminds me of Mark Aguirre
you have no idea... ;-)
um...no. that's disgusting.
103 followers on twitter?!?!?!?!?! finally over 100. WOOOOOOOOOT!
thanks. I don't know who any of them are. BUT THEY HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME!
All their ears belong to you!
my favorite kind of patty.
aside from Patty Mayonaise.
Who is this Patty?
there it is
the smoove airball
This Duncan guy
Who is he?
Must've missed him in the scouting report.
I think he's a rookie, right?
Manu's shoes! Whoa!
I’ve never seen that happen. Maybe I need to switch away from Nike.
What kind of Nikes were those?
I know Manu has been wearing LeBron X’s since last season but that was… weird.
You just can't contain the freak athletic force that is the San Antonio Spurs.
Go away. This is not the NBA Finals, you should be missing shots.
Kawhi's going to look real nice in a Pistons Jersey
I seriously hope we trade Moose for him in a sign and trade, he is such a beast. (If we don’t keep him)
Tim Duncan. He was in the splash zone.
RIP Timmy D
He was a good man
Well, Boris Diaw had one earlier
with a 1.3" vertical
Gotta leave, guys.
Keep hating Steve in my absence.
people would be so confused if they came here today.
Kawhi Leonard's defensive numbers are so sexy
He’s the anti-Josh Smith
THAT FAST BREAK PASSING. MARCO-MANU-MARCO
NOBODY GIVES A $#!!
They're still falling for these Manu flops?
No! They're going to give him a huge $5,000 fine for a flop
Manu has that much money hiding in his left nostril...
them's some big nostrils
Kawhy would you shoot that?
Oh Kawhi me a river
KawhY jelly is pretty much a pre-requisite after you've had your first child.
Playing the Spurs is like playing a team full of crafty old guys at the YMCA
Spurs are uncanny
Our whole 2004 championship team got so old and can’t play anymore. Timmy, Manu, and Parker are all still around and playing well.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!
Drinking the bone marrow of humans
DAYE HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!!
HIDE THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
The women and children need their daye time too.
his team is such buuuuuuuuuuuulls***