FanPost

The Onion's new Tim Duncan article

Tim Duncan has long been the subject of many parody articles from The Onion, ranging from various subjects such as the Federal budget sequester, Google+, and tax returns. They even took a jab at the Joey Crawford incident and his divorce.

Today, with its usual dry but effective humor, The Onion reports about Tim imparting his omniscient wisdom regarding frequent flyer miles. Probably not a coincidence that the article talks of Tim imparting his wisdom to Kawhi, since they both have the same quiet personality that The Onion will parody.

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

Join Pounding The Rock

You must be a member of Pounding The Rock to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pounding The Rock. You should read them.

Join Pounding The Rock

You must be a member of Pounding The Rock to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Pounding The Rock. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker