DC's Farewell to Andray Blatche (or why I'm not too upset he's not coming to San Antonio)
Highlights would include: 1. Blatche hosting Lapdance Tuesdays at the local strip club 2. After being arrested he " agreed today to attend a day-long seminar offered by prosecutors for men who solicit prostitutes." 3.Refusing to play in a game 4. A desperate attempt to get a final rebound to tally a triple double that involved yelling at his teammate, pleading with Yi Jianlin (on the other team) to just let him get a rebound, and attempting to sprint down the court with three seconds left to shoot, miss, and get his own rebound. Maturity at its finest.

