Go outside. Stare at the sun for about 20 minutes. Did you damage your vision irreparably? Good. Now you're ready to watch Celtics-Sixers. Join me after the jump for this most delicious (?) of Loser Threads.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THIS WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT.
Oh hey, I'm glad you joined me. But this is moving too fast...I need my space. It's not you, it's me.
But first, watch this video of my dog. I'm trying to rack up the views number.