DTOUR - Super Bowl XLVI

by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM CST in DTOUR

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::snore::

can't forget Matty, if you did you'd feel gyped
like your sandwich ain't a sandwich without Miracle Whip

by Iullaby on Feb 5, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions

I’d watch The Dictator

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 5:20 PM CST reply actions

woohoo! free pizza

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions

If they keep adding to all these Superbowl rituals, it’s gonna take about 5 hours for the actual game to start.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 5:26 PM CST reply actions

there’s a game?

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 5:28 PM CST up reply actions

I think, it’s all building up to something. Either there’s a game or we’re about to invade Iran.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 5:30 PM CST up reply actions

I just watch invasions for their commercials

can't forget Matty, if you did you'd feel gyped
like your sandwich ain't a sandwich without Miracle Whip

by Iullaby on Feb 5, 2012 5:34 PM CST up reply actions

What in the fuck just happened.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 5:41 PM CST reply actions

I think that man threw the ball and the other team got 2 poi ts

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 5:43 PM CST up reply actions

hah

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 5:53 PM CST up reply actions

crappy start for the patriots

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 5:54 PM CST reply actions

12 men on the field was a huge effing mistake.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 5:57 PM CST up reply actions

Theory: The Superbowl was invented by ad companies.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:01 PM CST reply actions

Timmeh and Nash are going to be in an ad

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 6:03 PM CST up reply actions

Is it a Rogaine ad?

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:09 PM CST up reply actions

An ad for a walking cane.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions

Most likely an AARP ad.

Playing Basketball is my Escape

by Kevin21 on Feb 5, 2012 6:11 PM CST up reply actions

Polar bears are so cool, they always drink coke in glass bottles.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:21 PM CST reply actions

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 6:26 PM CST up reply actions

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:31 PM CST up reply actions

So.. who you guys got?

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 6:33 PM CST reply actions

The Giants looks like the better team, but GRONK just caught a pass and he could be the difference maker. This is an ESPN answer where I type words but don’t really say anything.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions

You should send your resume to them

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions

For ESPN Deportes maybe? I know it’s hard to believe, but it’s even worse than regular ESPN.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:56 PM CST up reply actions

How cool or uncool is it to be called Gronk?

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions

If you ever heard the guy talk, Gronk is the perfect name for him. Plus he seems to be doing pretty well.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:03 PM CST up reply actions

Nice.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions

Who’s she?

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions

She’s um…A lady who stars in certain kind of movies…For adults.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:15 PM CST up reply actions

You mean shows on the Hallmark Channel?

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions

Exactly.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:40 PM CST up reply actions

Brillian.

A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.

by alamobro on Feb 6, 2012 3:30 AM CST up reply actions

I’ve had NE the whole time

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 6:45 PM CST up reply actions

I like Gisele to win this thing.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM CST up reply actions

Praying for a wardrobe malfunction.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:08 PM CST up reply actions

For Madonna? Eww.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:13 PM CST up reply actions

No dude, Gisele.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions

We’re getting banned for this aren’t we?

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions

I would say it was worth it if it was really worth it, but unfortunately, it isn’t. We’re going to get flagged, at least.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:38 PM CST up reply actions

Ladies and germs, we have a game.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM CST reply actions

Yay Patriots!!!

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 6:54 PM CST reply actions

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I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:00 PM CST reply actions

Okay, that white guy with the fro bouncing on a rope is the star of the halftime show.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:06 PM CST reply actions

Nevermind, MIA just flipped the camera off and NBC was too late to blur it. Awesome.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:10 PM CST up reply actions

Holy Visual Star-Studded Halftime Show!

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

by Dark Black on Feb 5, 2012 7:11 PM CST via mobile reply actions

You forgot to say “Batman” at the end.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 7:25 PM CST reply actions

Can I make the same joke I made on Facebook when someone posted this?

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:29 PM CST up reply actions

what did you say

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 7:34 PM CST up reply actions

That Yopportunity was gonna be the name of my line of inspirational yogurts.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions

This Brady guy seems good.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions

Revenge is a sweet mother.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:39 PM CST up reply actions

man that halftime show was awful, they should have just had prince play again.

by The Calvinator on Feb 5, 2012 7:30 PM CST reply actions

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I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:46 PM CST up reply actions

This shit ain’t over yet.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:45 PM CST reply actions

Timmehhh

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 7:52 PM CST reply actions

Yayy

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 7:54 PM CST up reply actions

SO Bridgestone didnt have money for Lebron-Kobe, or their owner is a Spurs fan?

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 7:59 PM CST up reply actions

Tebow?

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions

Patriots D is doing the job

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 7:55 PM CST reply actions

Eli Manning sacked by Rob Ninkovich

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 7:57 PM CST reply actions

Is going to be a crazy 4th quarter

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:00 PM CST reply actions

The two QBs’ pass completion rates are quite incredible.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:01 PM CST reply actions

Brady really messed up in that play.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:06 PM CST up reply actions

and the Giants are getting lucky breaks with their fumbles

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions

Yeah no kidding.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions

Look for another helmet catch. Lucky bastards.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions

yup

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:09 PM CST up reply actions

I jinxed him.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:07 PM CST up reply actions

He did the same shit in the game against the Ravens, probably wants to make it into the ESPN Top 10.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions

The one against the Ravens was way worse, at least now he had Gronk open for a second

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions

I still don’t understand what the hell he was thinking when he threw that ball.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:19 PM CST up reply actions

Patriots get a break, this game is pretty effing exciting.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:19 PM CST reply actions

A Pats touchdown should seal the deal. Do it, Tommy Boy!

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:20 PM CST up reply actions

Also, that non-call was the work of the karma gods.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:22 PM CST up reply actions

Some Giants fan is gonna come to this thread and we’re gonna have all-out war.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions

Brady is struggling

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:22 PM CST reply actions

Woodhead saving his ass.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:25 PM CST up reply actions

Need a score here

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions

Dammit! Welker

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions

HUGE drop, that could decide the whole game.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:31 PM CST up reply actions

yup that was the game

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions

Ruh-roh…

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:31 PM CST reply actions

Manning’s gonna be all over this possibly final drive.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:33 PM CST reply actions

If the Giants win I think Brady is gonna murder Welker.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:34 PM CST up reply actions

He’s not gonna let Wes use his toilet anymore. (Seriously, why the F do Yahoo bloggers come up with these kinds of stories?)

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:41 PM CST up reply actions

of course he makes the catch

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions

damn, this is pretty much over

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:38 PM CST reply actions

Can you effectively engineer a drive with a minute remaining?

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions

like 20 secs, to be correct

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:42 PM CST up reply actions

Patriots need Tebow

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:42 PM CST reply actions

The end is nigh, folks.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:43 PM CST reply actions

Weirdest touchdown ever.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:44 PM CST up reply actions

If he stops the game is over

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions

Yep, but he just kinda fell into the endzone.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:45 PM CST up reply actions

Good strategy by the patriots IMO, give them a shot

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:44 PM CST reply actions

Can Brady do it?

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:46 PM CST reply actions

I think so

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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 5, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions

Believe.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions

Can the NE receivers catch the ball?

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:47 PM CST reply actions

They’re like the opposite of the Giants.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:48 PM CST up reply actions

incredible

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:49 PM CST up reply actions

Hoo boy…

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:49 PM CST reply actions

Finally damn

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:50 PM CST reply actions

Brady is gonna have to be content just being a millionaire with a supermodel girlfriend. What a game.

I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD

by Hipuks on Feb 5, 2012 8:53 PM CST reply actions

Yep.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:55 PM CST up reply actions

meh

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions

so back to basketball

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:54 PM CST reply actions

Brady beaten. Again.

I would like to get a little more inside, myself -- Pau Gasol

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 5, 2012 8:55 PM CST reply actions

So Welker is going to be the new Buckner?

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili

by spursfan87 on Feb 5, 2012 8:56 PM CST up reply actions

Belicheat denied again.

by transgojobot on Feb 6, 2012 12:55 AM CST up reply actions

Just got home. The crappiest year in sports continues. Was I the only person pulling for the Patriots?

I'm not as good as I once was...and that's just the cold, hard truth.

by Ed (dfjmed) on Feb 5, 2012 9:59 PM CST reply actions

I rooted for the Patriots. :/ Congrats to the Giants though.
Oh well, maybe next year. But now, back to the Spurs! Woohoo!

"D'oh!"

by Marky G on Feb 5, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions

I was rooting for the Pats, I wanted to see them get some payback for the last time these guys met in the superbowl. Too bad the Patriots dropped like 4 passes in the final quarter.

A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.

by alamobro on Feb 6, 2012 3:29 AM CST up reply actions