NBA Finals Game 4. Win Big Or Go Home. Or Win Small And Stay.
by Hipuks on Jun 7, 2011 6:24 PM CDT
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Game 4 is often known as "The Game of Death". If it isn't it should be. The Game of Death just sounds awesome, like a basketball movie starring Vin Diesel in which he's drifting all over the court and then Paul Walker says something like, " We have to play against the '96 Bulls? This isn't mission impossible, this is mission insanity!" then two Transformers get drafted to their team and freaking dunk the crap out of everything and Shia Labeouf is all like, " Ruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn * huge freaking explosion *" and then Seth Rogen is all like, "Hey, why can't you palm the ball?" and Shia gets all pissed and Seth is like, " Oh no are you mad at me? Are you going to give me...the finger?" and then Megan Fox is a cheerleader and walks naked in front of all of them because why not.
What was I talking about? Oh yeah the game. Well, this is how I feel about the whole series.
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Also, as an aside: X-Men First Class was really terrific. Fassbender and McAvoy are fantastic together.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Saw it as well. I enjoyed it and agree with the performances. Kevin Bacon really fits well as the villain. Not too familiar with this alternate X-Men Universe though, so I thought there were some “inconsistencies” to what I’m accustomed to.
My favorite mutant was Azazel. So badass.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
My little brother was grumbling at how different it was from the comics, but if this is a true reboot and not just a prequel, I’m really excited where they take it as an original story.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Agree. And Stan Lee was nowhere to be found. But hey, as long as they put January Jones in every installment, I’ll keep on watching.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I find this funny, because she was easily the worst part of the whole movie. She can’t act her way out of a paper bag with a hole in it.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I think she wasn’t cast there for the acting anyway. And can there be any lamer mutant than Angel? I mean… butterfly wings? The fireball-spitting thing was a concession to her lameness.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Haha, true. We’ll have to see if they get developed in later films, but it’s not really about them. I felt weird rooting for Magneto so hard, but that’s in a great way due to Fassbender’s performance.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m glad they finally got to developing the Magneto-Xavier dynamic, instead of being too Wolverine-centric. Also looking forward to other mutants being recruited. I think I saw a young Storm in one of the Cerebro scenes.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s probably what they thought about Spiderman, too.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Stupid Bold Statement of the Night: Yawn triple double.
"I've got Tim (Duncan) and you don't. That's the difference." -Gregg Popovich
if the heat win, i will never watch professional basketball ever again.
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by sleep research facility on Jun 7, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
This loser thread should be rec’d. If not, then you’re a winner and don’t belong here.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:10 PM CDT reply actions
Hipuks, good poll,
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Saw that in the news last night. WTF was he thinking.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
He wasn’t really thinking, IT was thinking. That’s how you get in trouble.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
At first, but he came clean yesterday…
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
He did, for about a week. Then yesterday he cried and said he was sorry, and it turns out he was doing this for a couple of years. So now all the women are coming out to the media with their pic-related stories. It’s a whole media circus.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
The worst part is that the bastard said he’s still staying in office.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
He reminds me of Councilman Dexhart on “Parks & Rec.”
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m pretty sure many other congressmen do the same thing. It’s all about not getting caught.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Yeah, he was just really really stupid about it. He send pictures to chicks he barely knew. I’m very concerned that politicians are getting sloppy in their affairs. We expect a minimum level of professionalism.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
“…And the reason he’s getting his hands on all those balls in he’s sagging on Marion.”
Anyone got anything for that?
Parker averaged 17.5 points and 6.6 assists last season. He said no one within the Spurs contacted him after the interview in France was published.
“They know me, they don’t need to contact me,” Parker said. “Pop doesn’t have time right now. He’s drinking wine and having fun.”
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:29 PM CDT reply actions
Parker this past weekend at some overpriced, overrated Vegas club.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Did Wayne adopt you?
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
The Austin Toros FO decided they wanted to try and win a championship before Eric Boateng retired, so they decided to look for talent offseas. I’m the closest thing to Manu Ginobili they could find.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Dude, congrats. On another note, is Chilai OK? What with the craziness down south, I thought I would ask.
Time to build a new dynasty from the ashes of the old one.
Greg Oden’s raven! That first pic almost made me crap my pants. Almost.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Yeah, I’ve seen those. Cool photos. In Chile, though. We’re only getting a little bit of ash, although it’s worse in Patagonia.
Chilai should be fine.
yeah im fine, I study in Cordoba….sadly my whole family is in Bariloche where they got buried by ashes. No one died or got hurt, but they have to remain in their homes while the city gets covered in that shitty ashes that wont go away for a while. A very bad thing to happen to a touristic city which just when winter season is right around the corner.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
So, what’s her name?
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Don’t do it, man! You’ll crush my illusion of you as the second most interesting man in the world.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Less. You’re trying to come steal our jobs.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Moving permanently or just for school?
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
3 years. That’s a lot of eating food you don’t like. How will you survive? Ramen noodles?
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Freshman fifteen all over again
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
LatinDoubleD.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
=
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Oh wow. Tied ball game. I didn’t even notice.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
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Weinergate dong pic recipient Gennette Cordova in a 2007 photo from Cordova’s high school newspaper, The Shorecrest High School Piper, being named "Most Likely To Be Involved In A Tabloid Scandal".
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:08 PM CDT reply actions
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"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
Welcome to the gif-dump game of this year’s Finals.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20080725/1605061797.shtml
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
WTF… something wrong with Yahoo’s boxscore. It wound back to the 1st quarter.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:26 PM CDT reply actions
What the hell is this, a secret porn site or something?
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
No other way around it. LatinD is notorious around these parts when it comes to those.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the longest halftime ever.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:35 PM CDT reply actions
At least since the time the Black Eyed Peas played the Super Bowl. That felt as long as a life-age of the Earth.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Who woulda thunk Marion still has it in him.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
mav fans do
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
mmmmmmmmmila kunis
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 9:50 PM CDT reply actions
About 311.48 kelvins
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s Lord Kelvin, sir
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Meh. Just trying to top MJ’s flu game.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY DAMN WHAT AN OOP
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 9:58 PM CDT reply actions
Speedy guards are Dallas’ kryptonite.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions
And that’s why LeBron needs this much help to win.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
im confused
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
The man has sexy times with the sheep.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
eww
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Dallas is done
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Yep
Oh wait…
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by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
At least Terry and Cuban don’t get a ring? At least Wade is carrying the team and Bron is only playing “decent”?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
I feel better that Wade is continuing is 2006 domination and Bosh is actually showing up more than Lebron (in terms of expectations).
Honestly, Wade is lifting his level among best players in the league. Clearly Dirk and Wade were the best this year along with crazy Zbo
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Terrys head is exploding with confidence
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
I think his headband helps hold the contents of his cranium in.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
lmao
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
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"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
J-Kidd has been pretty much non-existent in this series.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
To all of you who support the Mavs:
Bruce Bowen himself disapproves of any Spurs fan who is rooting for the Mavs.
(link)
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
So shame on you.
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Here
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by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Lebrons offense has completely disappeared
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
dirk flop
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:32 PM CDT reply actions
This game is pretty good. Chandler is playing great
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
f2k
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by the little o on Jun 7, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
good lord
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:37 PM CDT reply actions
Wade will make up for it!
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Dirk went too early.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
I want this series to go on until the CBA expires and the lockout happens, after that they’ll declare the Finals a tie and that nobody won.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:40 PM CDT reply actions
DIRK IS CLUTCH
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That’ll do pig, that’ll do
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
verra nize.
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by the little o on Jun 7, 2011 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Terry making the free throws so Nowitzki won’t talk shit about him again.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
The Game of Death is over, the series is tied.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
The series is tied so really, both teams are very much alive. I really fucked up when naming this game.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
I think game 6 is the game of death. Or we should come up with another name.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope you Mavs fans are happy with yourselves.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
I’m here for you Drums
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
There’s a war brewing in PtR. We need to call on the help of some mutants.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m liking where this is going. There’s gonna be an all-out rumble.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 7, 2011 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I was gonna strip down naked anyways
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Every situation is an excuse for you to get naked.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
TWSS
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe he should do a Wiener and tweet naked photos of himself. Just don’t send it to us.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Too late
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Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Shoot. Looks like my pics were too awesome for photobucket to handle.
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
by doubleteapot on Jun 7, 2011 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions
It’s like the Hilary Swank debate in The Office.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 7, 2011 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yup, gave this one away
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
Not much to think about, its truly amazing how hes managed to completely dissapear.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
I dunno, I think something about Dallas is going to negate his offense in this series. Hes actually having to guard Marion, and Kidd is able to stay in front of him.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
booo
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 7, 2011 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
Mavs still have a chance!
If you're watching a blowout, you can pass the time by counting the double teapots.
Samurai Champloo > Macross
Booo
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
A small chance
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Unfortunately, they have more than a small chance. The series is tied and they have one more game at home, and they have also won at Miami. God, I loathe Dallas.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
Yes, but aside from a few hiccups, Miami is mostly outplaying them. Wade is normally very clutch and even though Bron isn’t that good, he’s still better than 8 pts.
Dirk is awesome, but their bench isn’t going to be consistent every game and Terry is not consistently clutch. I’ll eat my crow, but he’s not clutch enough.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
That guy who was talking about Lebron “shrinking” is looking like a genius
"Winning isn't everything. The will to win is the only thing."
“He was in a pool!”
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on Jun 8, 2011 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions
what this man said! ha ha heat!
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by sleep research facility on Jun 7, 2011 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you need a partial time out for saying that. Maybe a day off.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
i have a theory about this – for those of us who don’t have some sort of tie to san antonio, picking dallas over miami isn’t as difficult as for those who have some sort of physical connection to the city. being born there, living there, having family from there, living in some other part of texas nearby, may mean you have more of a dislike of dallas than say myself, who has never even set foot in north america. if someone from dallas insulted san antonio (the city, not the team), it doesn’t mean much to me. i feel some connection to the place obviously, but its in a more abstract, dislocated way.
i was actually thinking of making a fanpost about this concept, just been a bit disorganised in getting something together. though this comment is nearly long enough already…
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by sleep research facility on Jun 7, 2011 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions
You lazy bum. Make a FanPost, pronto! But I agree with your theory.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 8, 2011 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions
BTW, I’m a California native (and have never lived in Texas). :)
It mostly has to do with Jason Terry. Not a big fan of Stevenson either. )
Either side isn’t that great, but Wade is a really good player just like Dirk and he’s done it before. Lebron is looking pretty horrid anyway so the media will focus on that even if they won. They’ll definitely get him on tonight’s 8 point output.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
SOMEONE needs to do a FanPost about this Great Divide ASAP. Before it’s all over. Because this is a fantastic point.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 8, 2011 9:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Meh. I’m an SA native, even though I don’t live there now.
Time to build a new dynasty from the ashes of the old one.
That’s what he’s saying. We’re both natives. It’s not true across-the-board, but it is interesting. I spent five years in Dallas, have a lot of friends that a Mavs fans that I want to see happy for a change. My loathing for Lebron also trumps all.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Jun 8, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
I think you need to be banned for saying that.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
What r u talking about?
It’s a perfectly normal sentiment.
DERP.
Time to build a new dynasty from the ashes of the old one.
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