PtR's Official Rapture/Loser Thread.
by Hipuks on May 21, 2011 8:39 AM CDT
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Everyone knows the rapture is today, but we also know that PtR is a den of degeneracy and TWSS jokes, therefore no one is getting raptured here so why not have a Loser Thread. The Mavs plays the Thunder at fifty o'clock or something, I'm not really sure of the time. Who do you want to win? Who cares, the Spurs are out.
This is a military dog wearing Doggles. Interesting fact: Did you know what dogs don't have souls so they're left behind? Cats, however, go straight to hell.
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What the hell are you doing up at 6 30 in the morning ( of the apocalypse)
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
Anyone who’s not here, raise your hand.
…
Well, this is awkward.
by DrumsInTheDeep on May 21, 2011 10:33 AM CDT reply actions
I’m sad because T-Mobile girl is going to get raptured for sure…
She’s an angel.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
Yeah well, Commies don’t get raptured . So shut up.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
‘Karl’ is SleepResearchFacility’s’ real name?
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 21, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Well played.
Unbelievable Time distortion space is the place Mean Gene Okerlund go down that lonesome highway but don't be hypnotized no- reincarnation doesn't have to be you can concentrate and you can-mental telepathy YEAH! But the beat goes on.
by SpursfanSteve on May 21, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice job there Tim C.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else mourning the loss of “Macho Man” Randy Savage?
Unbelievable Time distortion space is the place Mean Gene Okerlund go down that lonesome highway but don't be hypnotized no- reincarnation doesn't have to be you can concentrate and you can-mental telepathy YEAH! But the beat goes on.
Ooh NO! Just heard about it – from you. He was a guy who consistently entertained me back in the day. I didn’t know it, but he was close to my age. RIP Randy.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 21, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Hate to be the bearer of bad news like that. He was always one of my favorites. I can’t think of another wrestler that “Pomp and Circumstance” would have fit as an entrance music.
Unbelievable Time distortion space is the place Mean Gene Okerlund go down that lonesome highway but don't be hypnotized no- reincarnation doesn't have to be you can concentrate and you can-mental telepathy YEAH! But the beat goes on.
by SpursfanSteve on May 22, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
So he is together with Miss Elizabeth again. That is a good thing.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 12:59 AM CDT up reply actions
:(
R.I.P. The Macho Man
I cant understand why he is not in the HOF?
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
Apparently he bitch slapped Vince McMahon (literally) around the time he left WWF for WCW.
Unbelievable Time distortion space is the place Mean Gene Okerlund go down that lonesome highway but don't be hypnotized no- reincarnation doesn't have to be you can concentrate and you can-mental telepathy YEAH! But the beat goes on.
by SpursfanSteve on May 22, 2011 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn.
Ohhh yyyyeeeeaaah!
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s what happens while you wait for moments that will never come." - Lester Freamon, The Wire
by silverandblack_davis on May 22, 2011 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Have fun losers! :D
Go Spurs Go! Oh, wait.
~Chicks dig unhittable sliders. The slider will get you. Oh, yes, it will get you.~
I’ll forgive the cat comment cuz you posted a most excellent poll;)
When Tim Duncan isn’t on the court, the Spurs lose a bit of their intellect. When Ginobili goes missing, the Spurs lose their heart. - Tim V. 48MoH
by p2cat on May 21, 2011 4:46 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
So I just got back from Pirates 4… I’d say I "watched" it, but it really just kind of sat there on the screen requiring no thought or effort from me. Wasn’t the steaming pile of shit critics said it was, but just abject mediocrity.
Did you mainly see it for Penelope Cruz?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Not intentionally, but she held my interest.
by DrumsInTheDeep on May 21, 2011 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
So she did good then?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Sure?
I mean, I don’t know. It’s a Pirates movie.
by DrumsInTheDeep on May 21, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I really don’t get what causes people’s fascination with Penélope Cruz. She’s awful when she acts in English, and she’s not that pretty.
Cuz Cruise made Cruz?
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
+ 1000000000000000000000000
You can find a lot of girls prettier than her by just walking around on the street.
And as you said, her acting is ATROCIUS.
LEARN TO FUCKIN SPEAK IN ENGLISH PENELOPE!
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Looks like i started something.
I knew that was the case and hopefully can score one of these walking girls. Do they all charge by the hour?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
surprisingly some of them dont
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Nice. i think I’m starting to feel lukcy. Sushi on you and then these girls. What else can I ask for?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Also, how about all those earthquakes in Iceland, New Zealand, and Indonesia?
In the last hour and a half?
unless I’ve seen you naked so that excludes at least two of you that I consciously know about
Tiago Splitter > Matt Bonner
Listen dude, she didn’t call. It happens. Her loss, right? Just…Put down the bottle, alcohol won’t solve any problems unless the problem is " Does anybody have any alcohol?". But in this particular case it won’t solve any problems.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
Lol-Como el bobo de la yuca envita a todos ;)
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Doggles!!!!
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
I do think it’s the best invention known to man. I don’t think it can be topped.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
I knew one day sliced bread would be surpassed, fucking arrogant sliced bread.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
Sliced bread started believing its own hype. It was due for a fall.
by DrumsInTheDeep on May 21, 2011 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Man, this is my first time watching ESPN pre-game in a while. It still blows.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Yeah, it has all the charms of a used car salesman’s repertoire in its aura.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 21, 2011 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
thunder playing like the lakers
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
OKC looks lost on offense
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
Why is it that every time that I join a game thread this place is almost empty?Im starting to think people are avoiding me. I just wanna be friends with you, hang around, kill your familes….the usual stuff
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Because no one likes a fatty, put down the fork!!
Just kidding, you need to lose a couple of pounds though.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
I try….but food….is so tasty
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Wait u did tell above to eat instead of drink. Run, it feels better
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
running doesnt taste like fries. Ill pass
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
luv squeezing crisco thighs after fries Mmmm
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I like the sushi idea, let’s rob a bank
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, thats how I like it! People joining or Thief Squad just to eat sushi
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Alright we’re on!
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m not sure killing families appeals to the masses. Perhaps, you are looking to get involved in the wrong places for extra curricular activities.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
you sound like you want to be my friend :D
First of all, where do you live? Just so I can…you know…visit you in a normal way
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Will you treat me out to lunch or dinner? I think I’d be down
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
whatever you pick. Im friendly like that
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Lets see how big a sushi bill we can rack up then!
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
I love sushi, maybe we can rob a bank or something
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Nice. I think we’ll get along really well!
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
unless you are a cop. Are you a cop?
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Like everyone in LA, I’m in the entertainment business.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
are you a waitress who has dreams of becoming a famous actor? Everyone there is like Penny from the big bang theory…right?
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
No, I’m not in the adult entertainment business.
But there is a high ratio of hot girls in LA. The gyms also have a lot of cute girls. If you hang around UCLA or USC, you’ll definitely get a good fair share of eye candy.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Obviously, I’m on this board at this time, so I did not score with one of those girls even though i attended UCLA at one point.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
It sounds like a very interesting place to visit. I like hot girls.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
They don’t have fries in LA
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
haha, they have fries. We have everything even lots of traffic.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Nooo they have baked sweet potatoes. Fries not mainstream;)
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Sweet potato fries are the in thing.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Sweet potato chips ain’t bad either.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
So sweet is the key to everything. Genius!
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
…ummmm – SWEET!
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions
If OKC can get the game to a 11 to 9 point deficit going into halftime, they’ll probably be fine.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
game is over, Dallas just won the game. OKC has to start thinking about gamr 4 because this one is O V E R. (see what im doing?)
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
All the Thunder fans are wearing blue shirts but…The Mavs are playing in blue jerseys. They really fucked that up.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
thunder jerseys are UGLY. Both of them, home and away
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
That’s funny sorta. I can’t see the game, mental pic.
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
This game is boring! Dallas is winning. Cuban is smiling. I hate it. Time to turn off the TV.
sig worthy
16 point game, not so bad
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
Considering that they played as bad as possible, they are right in it. Does the bench/role players for Dallas continue to hit those shots.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
I wouldnt count against it. Dallas bench has been incredible the whole playoffs.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
They did blow that Portland game 4 though. Dallas does have Jason Terry.
Not likely since the lead is so big, but… it is Dallas. They are chokers for a reason and it’s not because of Dirk.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Oh and Terry is trash…
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
16 down. It looked MUCH worse. OKC still has a chance if they come out firing and ataccking the rim.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
It’s just not their night. The good news is they know how to win in Dallas. The bad news is they basically gave this game away.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
He has been hanging around Westbrook too much time
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
He really is the next Manu
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
He got the flop down
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
he’s trying
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on May 21, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
65 to 50, really
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
TWHS?
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on May 21, 2011 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
8 min left for a high 5 :/ & I am suppose to be trying to catch baseballs at this game but it’s boring tonight
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
2thewall
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
They keep hitting it to us in the stands, 3 now.
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by cojones2thewall on May 21, 2011 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Great D by Collison, its shame Durant, Harden and Westbrook (OKC only competent offensive players) are sucking so much
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Westbrook decides to unsuck for a second.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
The ponies, conspiring to collapse.
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
YES, westbrook FINALLY realized he is being defended by a 38 year old point guard
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Actually JJ Barea was on him earlier, but now has 5 fouls.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
WTF how is this a 8 point game?
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
TWHS?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
haha, nice gang bang reference
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on May 21, 2011 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Has the team even hit a 3?
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Is the Dirk the best player in the NBA right now?
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
Are you kidding right? Last time I checked basketball was played on both sides of the field. I wouldnt take him over Dwight or Lebron.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
To build a franchise I would choose Lebron, Wade or Howard, but to win a game I would choose Dirk.
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
It depends. If you need to defend a possesion on a tight game I would choose Howard.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
If it’s one possession, offense or defense, I choose a healthy Ginobili, God-Mode Ginobili works too.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on May 21, 2011 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
What the fuck is OKC doing? What are those stupid 3s?
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Westbrook is an horrible point guard
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
he’s like a dumber, but more talented Parker.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on May 21, 2011 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
he is not more talented. He is a lot more athletic.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
I meant naturally talented, but yeah, I agree with you
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
by the little o on May 21, 2011 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions
And 0-16 from 3pt land. And Marion had a great night.
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
And OKC had an awful first half offensively
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
I think that hurts more that they made it.
But then kidd just missed
They say every time Pop smiles, an angel is told to stop being so fu--ing lazy and play some defense. -Hipuks 2/3/11
Well…..they played like crap and couldnt buy a 3….and they were very close at the end. OKC has to feel good, even if ti was a loss. If I was Brooks I would tell them to keep playing like this, next game shots will fall, maybe they could attack the rim a bit more.
"Kevin Garnett once described defending Tim Duncan as "trying to guard a tree"
Well, that some bullshit. Nothing happened, at all.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
Hey, I thought it was said that you cant TWSS yourself.
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by cojones2thewall on May 22, 2011 2:46 AM CDT up reply actions
You can if you’re desperate enough.
By the way, you’re one comment away from your 1000th comment on PtR, make it special.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
Doohh. Luuucy u have some explaining to do!
I was shouldering the worlds end @ a Storm game & so pressed for the nail biting 1000th. Does this count for anything, anything at all? ;)
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by cojones2thewall on May 22, 2011 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions
Wad did you expect? The end of the world or something? Harold Camping may be a thief, but he doesn’t really qualify as ‘a thief in the night’.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions
I expected the freaking rapture damn it, but no, it just another boring as hell Saturday.
I prefer to think of Hipuks as an asexual mouse.- LatinD
The “Rapture” claimed by many is not Biblical. It ain’t in there. Boring Saturdays however, are. Sorry to have discussed ‘religious’ matters here.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 3:18 AM CDT up reply actions
And of course, no one knows when these end-time events will take place, except for God Himself (as the Bible clearly states).
I consider the bible a good book (of fiction)
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
I agree with 4Him on this one.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I respect you and 4Hims right to view me as a lost soul since I don’t subscribe to Christianity in any form. However, there are a host of other religions that may do the trick for me. (Not that I subscribe to any of those, either).
A man gets the eye of a Tiger, but a Tiger gets the eye of a Manu.
I’m not God. I cannot view you as a “lost soul”, you’re just another one out here on the path.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
like me.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I’m not an unbeliever. I follow the path as best as I am able to through grace. “Rapture” is not biblical, it is dreamed of by man, and these verses do not say otherwise. (We may both now expect personal emails telling us to cease and desist).
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
You won’t find the word ‘rapture’ just as you won’t find the word ‘Trinity’. Nevertheless, both are Biblical concepts.
The word ‘rapture’ comes from the Latin translation of the word rapere, meaning ‘rapid’. It appears in the Latin translation of I Thes 4:17, and is used there to translate the Greek expression “caught up.” The words ‘raptured’, ‘snatched’, or “caught up” have come to be used interchangeably. They are used to describe the initial phase of the Second Coming of Christ, who will rapture His true Church to meet Him in the clouds and to remain forever with Him (hence those verses).
1- you picked the wrong verses then, though I know what you are talking about. (I believe in the resurrection of the dead and life everlasting)
2- I will not discuss this on this forum further. They do no not want us to. Let us both heed their wishes please.
"Entropy isn't what it used to be."
by oldtimeyspurfan on May 22, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
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