Anger, Angst, and Attitude
So, here we go. Good feelings gone. Let's just start with some tunes to sum up the suckitude.
What’s Going On? No, not the brilliant and smooth Marvin Gaye classic, but the godawful pile of rubbish from the nineties by a pretentious, grating, pseudogrunge quartet called 4 Non Blondes. It turns out this song isn’t even called "What’s Going On," or even "Hey-ey-ey." It’s called "What’s Up!" Uh huh. This song not only embodies my general sense of disoriented confusion, but the singer's lack of singing ability and pompous, self-important lyrics give me that wow-my-tooth-hurts-but-I-can’t-stop-sucking-on-it kind of feeling. And you can go ahead and TWSS me! See if I care! All I know is, this song perfectly captures for me the way I have been feeling during these past four games.
Freefalling. Yes, my friends, that’s what we are doing right now. When will it stop? I don’t know, Alice. But what a video, huh? Oh those bygone days, when performers sang directly into the camera, and video directors interpreted the lyrics ever so literally.
Loser. Soy un perdedor, indeed.
OK, on to the game, I suppose...
The Spurs and Celtics are going through some similar times right now. This is only fitting, as the two teams are in some ways mirror images of each other, one in each conference. Both have had several days to stew over a fairly close loss on Monday. Both teams are 5-5 in their last ten games. Both have had recent health issues. Both are former champions with good coaching, savvy star vets, and up and coming youngsters. Both aspire to be champions again, and wouldn’t that be a match-up for the ages? Unfortunately, right now, BOTH TEAMS SUCK. I would be willing to bet that both of these teams’ fan bases are split into the "Don’t worry, they’ve been here before, they will turn it on when it counts" camp, and the "Oh my God, have the wheels finally fallen off?" camp. At least one camp has to be right, right?
So, like I say, it’s a perfect time for the silver and green to tangle. Which team will get up off the mat? Which team will continue to stay down for the eight count? Let’s find out, shall we?
San Antonio Spurs vs Boston Celtics
Where: AT&T Center, San Antonio
When: March 31, 2011, 7:00 Spurs Time - Timezone Converter
By the Numbers
PG: Parker needs to dominate Fisher. Rondo and Parker are very different kinds of point guards, both very effective. If Parker is healthy, this is a wash.
SG: As of this writing, I am speculating on a Hill start here. I may be utterly wrong. This could instead be Manu. Or Anderson, or Neal. Hell, maybe Bonner starts at the 2. Surprise me, Pop!
SF: At the moment, Jefferson is struggling.
PF: Again, not sure if this is the way Pop will roll. If it is, Bonner is no match for Garnett in the paint.
C: Another iffy selection here. If Splitter is our starter, I like his chances against Krstic.
Our bench boys are playing quite well, especially in playing some scrappy defense. The Celtics are hurting for depth right now. If we get two or more of our starters back, Spurs' bench wins hands down.
These are two fine coaches. Pop gets the edge.
If Tim Duncan is tangibly suited up, this should be fun...
Mojo? What mojo? Both teams are looking for their missing Spur here. How 'bout, whoever loses the point guard battle gives the other team the Mojo Spur? Deal?
All doom and gloom aside, if we get a couple of bodies back, Spurs win.
Key(s) to the Game
Key 1 - On offense, the Spurs need to shoot much better, especially from behind the arc.
Key 2 - Which team can bang inside and control the glass?
Key 3 - Pierce, Rondo, and Allen make a lethal backcourt. If the Spurs are short-handed, can our defense hold this trio in check?
48 Minutes of Hell - Want to know more about THE GAME? Go here.
Spurs Planet - Our old friend Wayne Vore is back.
Project Spurs - Lots of love for the Silver and Black.
Spurs Nation - A daily reading of this is a must.
CelticsBlog (SB Nation) - They bleed green over there, let me tell you. And they're much less grumpy than Red Sox fans.
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