Game #75 Preview: Spurs vs. Celtics
Anger, Angst, and Attitude
So, here we go. Good feelings gone. Let's just start with some tunes to sum up the suckitude.
What’s Going On? No, not the brilliant and smooth Marvin Gaye classic, but the godawful pile of rubbish from the nineties by a pretentious, grating, pseudogrunge quartet called 4 Non Blondes. It turns out this song isn’t even called "What’s Going On," or even "Hey-ey-ey." It’s called "What’s Up!" Uh huh. This song not only embodies my general sense of disoriented confusion, but the singer's lack of singing ability and pompous, self-important lyrics give me that wow-my-tooth-hurts-but-I-can’t-stop-sucking-on-it kind of feeling. And you can go ahead and TWSS me! See if I care! All I know is, this song perfectly captures for me the way I have been feeling during these past four games.
Freefalling. Yes, my friends, that’s what we are doing right now. When will it stop? I don’t know, Alice. But what a video, huh? Oh those bygone days, when performers sang directly into the camera, and video directors interpreted the lyrics ever so literally.
Loser. Soy un perdedor, indeed.
OK, on to the game, I suppose...
The Spurs and Celtics are going through some similar times right now. This is only fitting, as the two teams are in some ways mirror images of each other, one in each conference. Both have had several days to stew over a fairly close loss on Monday. Both teams are 5-5 in their last ten games. Both have had recent health issues. Both are former champions with good coaching, savvy star vets, and up and coming youngsters. Both aspire to be champions again, and wouldn’t that be a match-up for the ages? Unfortunately, right now, BOTH TEAMS SUCK. I would be willing to bet that both of these teams’ fan bases are split into the "Don’t worry, they’ve been here before, they will turn it on when it counts" camp, and the "Oh my God, have the wheels finally fallen off?" camp. At least one camp has to be right, right?
So, like I say, it’s a perfect time for the silver and green to tangle. Which team will get up off the mat? Which team will continue to stay down for the eight count? Let’s find out, shall we?
San Antonio Spurs vs Boston Celtics Where: AT&T Center, San Antonio When: March 31, 2011, 7:00 Spurs Time - Timezone Converter Watch: TNT
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Starters
PG: Parker needs to dominate Fisher. Rondo and Parker are very different kinds of point guards, both very effective. If Parker is healthy, this is a wash.
SG: As of this writing, I am speculating on a Hill start here. I may be utterly wrong. This could instead be Manu. Or Anderson, or Neal. Hell, maybe Bonner starts at the 2. Surprise me, Pop!
SF: At the moment, Jefferson is struggling.
PF: Again, not sure if this is the way Pop will roll. If it is, Bonner is no match for Garnett in the paint.
C: Another iffy selection here. If Splitter is our starter, I like his chances against Krstic.
Bench
Our bench boys are playing quite well, especially in playing some scrappy defense. The Celtics are hurting for depth right now. If we get two or more of our starters back, Spurs' bench wins hands down.
Coaching
These are two fine coaches. Pop gets the edge.
Intangibles
If Tim Duncan is tangibly suited up, this should be fun...
Mojo
Mojo? What mojo? Both teams are looking for their missing Spur here. How 'bout, whoever loses the point guard battle gives the other team the Mojo Spur? Deal?
Prediction
All doom and gloom aside, if we get a couple of bodies back, Spurs win.
Key(s) to the Game
Key 1 - On offense, the Spurs need to shoot much better, especially from behind the arc.
Key 2 - Which team can bang inside and control the glass?
Key 3 - Pierce, Rondo, and Allen make a lethal backcourt. If the Spurs are short-handed, can our defense hold this trio in check?
Other Reading
Spurs
48 Minutes of Hell - Want to know more about THE GAME? Go here.
Spurs Planet - Our old friend Wayne Vore is back.
Project Spurs - Lots of love for the Silver and Black.
Spurs Nation - A daily reading of this is a must.
CELTS
CelticsBlog (SB Nation) - They bleed green over there, let me tell you. And they're much less grumpy than Red Sox fans.
Following Along
TV
TNT
Radio
WOAI 1200AM; Audio League Pass[streaming]
Online
As always, NBA league pass is recommended for those who are willing to pony up the cash. Almost every Spurs game will be broadcast there, which is especially helpful for those of us who aren't in the San Antonio area.
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Let’s start winning again. Please.
Spurs by 8.
I trust Pop. I respect Tony. I like Tiago. I love Tim. I worship Manu.
Just 1 will be fine. I just want a win.
by hurts2bgood on Mar 31, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Spurs for the win.
Hopes for the game: -
No more inj…
Tiago to get good minutes and show even more offense.
Blair to take it to KG bigtime.
RJ 2.0 returns. Shuts down Pierce.
Bonner hits more threes than Ray Allen and Paul Pierce combined.
Spurs Win – Spurs Win – Spurs Win.
"That kid's a stud.... ...GINO-BLLIII !!!" - Sir Charles
Popovich has said they are looking better, and that it’s a game-time decision. Apparently Dice and Parker are cleared to play.
All these GIFs are breaking my browser.
by quincyscott on Mar 31, 2011 12:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Me too!
All these GIFs are breaking my browser.
by quincyscott on Mar 31, 2011 12:35 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I’m commenting from the hospital, you guys. That’s dedication.
Here’s my contribution: THE SPURS A FULL OF UNBELIEVABLE SUCK IT DOESN’T MATTER GOODBYE.
C’mon, guys. My pending new baby needs a win.
by DrumsInTheDeep on Mar 31, 2011 12:23 PM CDT reply actions
If Neal hits a game-winner tonight, you have to name your kid Gary.
"If the NBA season is a marathon, Gregg Popovich is a full-blooded Kenyan."
-Timothy Varner 48MoH
by Jordan Leithart on Mar 31, 2011 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Regardless of gender. Them’s the rules.
All these GIFs are breaking my browser.
by quincyscott on Mar 31, 2011 12:39 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
A truly dedicated fan would have put that in the subject line.
All these GIFs are breaking my browser.
by quincyscott on Mar 31, 2011 12:37 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Best of luck with the delivery. My wife is due May 30.
All these GIFs are breaking my browser.
by quincyscott on Mar 31, 2011 12:38 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Wow everyone is having babies. My first child was born 3/20. Ian Patrick
"Everybody thought he was going to be gone forever, including me, and the foie gras and truffle treatment worked really well." Pop on Tony's Injury 3/4/11
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Mar 31, 2011 1:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
I bet you’re exhausted right about now. My first child was a beautiful experience, but man we were tired.
All these GIFs are breaking my browser.
by quincyscott on Mar 31, 2011 2:24 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Exhausted – I was working on a new defensive leaning box score but haven’t had time to write it up – he is beautiful though
"Everybody thought he was going to be gone forever, including me, and the foie gras and truffle treatment worked really well." Pop on Tony's Injury 3/4/11
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Mar 31, 2011 2:56 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
For some reason Spongebob does not give me confidence in our position.
"If the NBA season is a marathon, Gregg Popovich is a full-blooded Kenyan."
-Timothy Varner 48MoH
by Jordan Leithart on Mar 31, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
I just asked him… let’s see what he says…
"If the NBA season is a marathon, Gregg Popovich is a full-blooded Kenyan."
-Timothy Varner 48MoH
by Jordan Leithart on Mar 31, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
"Everybody thought he was going to be gone forever, including me, and the foie gras and truffle treatment worked really well." Pop on Tony's Injury 3/4/11
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Mar 31, 2011 1:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Past few games were tough losses. They games where the team could have won but did not close. The Lakers and Bulls are up our ass – this is a must win situation. FTW and let all out on the court. Pop has to have his head in the game as well. Those close call games are just as much his fault as any other player on the court.
"Everybody thought he was going to be gone forever, including me, and the foie gras and truffle treatment worked really well." Pop on Tony's Injury 3/4/11
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Mar 31, 2011 1:30 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
bitter sweetness that calls for an " I don’t love you, but I always will " (civil wars/poison&wine). Let’s get’R done this time.
by cojones2thewall on Mar 31, 2011 2:55 PM CDT reply actions
Just left work. Getting ready for the game.
Lets rock.

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Mar 31, 2011 2:58 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I assume that you gave the PF edge to Boston ’cuz Tim is out??
by SanAntonioGiant on Mar 31, 2011 4:51 PM CDT reply actions
Fight through it Spurs, beat the C’s
"When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous F**k-It Bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy bars. ("When s**t brings you down, just say 'f**k it,' and eat yourself some motherf*****g candy.")"
— David Sedaris
JMcDonald_SAEN Jeff McDonald
Not official, but: Tim Duncan’s and Manu Ginobili’s game jerseys hanging in their lockers. Usually, a tell-tale sign of who expects to play.
Was that all in the subject line?
If so, I’ll protect you from SiMA
"If the NBA season is a marathon, Gregg Popovich is a full-blooded Kenyan."
-Timothy Varner 48MoH
by Jordan Leithart on Mar 31, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we’re rooting for the Ponies tonight as well. Eww.
"He's the ultimate zone buster." – Bill Land on Gary Neal
"I like the fact that he’s a man." – Hubie Brown on DeJuan Blair
by Manu ex Machina on Mar 31, 2011 6:25 PM CDT reply actions

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