You're a Sly One, Popovich: Annual Tradition
by J.R. Wilco on Dec 22, 2011 3:47 PM CST
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Back by popular demand, it's the second annual posting of our most well-known musical parody. We don't have a new Christmas treat for you this year (as of yet) but you can enjoy this again (or for the first time) just the same.
Lyrics after the jump.
You're a sly one, Popovich,
With every draft day steal.
You're sneaky with that waiver wire, you're slippery as an eel, Popovich,
You're a scary mamba jamba with the deadly Gary Neal!
You're a plotter, Popovich,
Your interviews are droll,
Your brain is full of scheming, you've got winning in your soul, Popovich,
Teams couldn't beat your defense with a six-and-a-half foot goal!
You're a wily one, Popovich,
You grimace instead of smile,
Yet you have this hidden sweetness despite your constant guile, Popovich,
Given the choice between you and other coaches, I'll take the clenched tooth smile!
You're a strange one, Popovich,
Your teams always debunk,
Your roster's full of washed-up jocks, your offense now has dunks, Popovich,
The three words you use for wins are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!"
The Spurs are rotters, Popovich,
They steal oppenents' playoff spots,
Their boring brand of basketball makes the whole league want to plotz, Popovich,
This team is an old slow-moving heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of floppers imaginable, tangling Phil Jackson up in knots!
You nauseate Stern, Popovich,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're not a crooked head honcho and you're much the better boss, Popovich,
You're a gourmet ice cream sundae with Bailey's and raspberry chocolate sauce!
Merry Christmas to Everyone!
Chop by Hirschof, Pop by Josh Frankel
Here's a link to the original by the incomparable Thurl Ravenscroft and the genius Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel.
Lyrics by CapHill and J.R. Wilco
Mixed by Josh Guyer
Vocals by J.R. Wilco
This is a Completely Deck Production
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Love it!!!
"got him at 42……Chad Ford can’t keep up with RC ‘Bargin Basement’ Buford."
Spurs Yoda on Draft Night 2011
by Joe deLarios on Dec 22, 2011 6:03 PM CST via mobile reply actions
It’s on my channel’s faves! Love this song
I am also Steelbeard, Megatron's personal bodyguard. I'm a '70 Chevy Stingray in vehicle mode. In robot mode, my windshield and windows transform into my beard. Made from special alloy, it reflects lasers and bullets. It can also fold into a sword with the same reflective properties.
SC?
Supreme Commander?
Will argue against trading #45 until I am blue in the face and your eyes and ears are bleeding.
by SpursfanSteve on Dec 22, 2011 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Ha
"got him at 42……Chad Ford can’t keep up with RC ‘Bargin Basement’ Buford."
Spurs Yoda on Draft Night 2011
by Joe deLarios on Dec 22, 2011 9:33 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I’m looking around.. does the Manu Claus post no longer exist?
Duke of Bexar
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Dec 22, 2011 10:23 PM CST reply actions
nice
Biggest coach Pop/Tiago Splitter homer on the internet™
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Dec 22, 2011 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
FYI – Not my work. Probably Trans
Duke of Bexar
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Dec 22, 2011 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
perfection. you’re batting 100, Hirschof
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by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Dec 23, 2011 11:39 AM CST up reply actions
Ho ho ho & Go Spurs Go! Happy holz, y’all:)
When Tim Duncan isn’t on the court, the Spurs lose a bit of their intellect. When Ginobili goes missing, the Spurs lose their heart. - Tim V. 48MoH
by p2cat on Dec 23, 2011 2:40 PM CST via mobile reply actions
ESPNSteinLine Marc Stein
NBA announces suspensions for Andrew Bynum and Charlie Villanueva reduced from five games to FOUR because season only 66 games instead of 8
tomhaberstroh Tom Haberstroh
If we’re readjusting suspension length based on percentage of games remaining, then what happens in playoff play?
5 minutes ago
tomhaberstroh Tom Haberstroh
So under this logic, why wasn’t Amare suspended for a quarter, not the full Game 5 of the 2006-07 Western semifinals?
I'm not as good as I once was...and that's just the cold, hard truth.
No big deal. It just gives Bynum one more chance to get injured.
"He's the ultimate zone buster." – Bill Land on Gary Neal
"I like the fact that he’s a man." – Hubie Brown on DeJuan Blair
by Manu ex Machina on Dec 23, 2011 10:09 PM CST up reply actions
Don’t forget it wouldn’t have happened without Josh providing the technical know-how behind the scenes.
small ball will at least be bigger overall. - grego21
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