This has nothing to do with Spurs Basketball

First some guy named “tomasito” shows up, and now “CMoney”. But obviously, those people have long since left PtR, so who are these imposters?

Welcome back, your career sounds very interesting.

Bummer about Lonestar, from what I heard it was a really good show that no one watched. Yet Two and a Half Men is still genociding the airwaves.

Now that you’re in the movie business I thought I’d pitch my movie idea. It’s a WWII movie about Operation Market Garden, the largest airborne operation of all time that was supposed to end the war by Christmas but turned into a giant fuck up.

Basically you have these guys from the 101st Airborne Division who had been in Normandy and are all buddies parachuting into Holland in order to hold some towns and wait for armor reinforcements. As soon as they land they meet heavy resistance, the armor column has all sorts of problems and can never reach them. The mission is a failure and they just try to get out while suffering as few casualties as possible.
This is not one of those heroic WWII movies where the good guys always win. But there’s a a lot of joking between Sergeant Flapperjack and the men under his command. Of course there will also be some poignant moment when the men frankly discuss the nature of war and even question the leadership of Flapperjack.

The catch is at the end. After most of them survive the retreat into Belgium, Flapperjack gives a moving speech on the horrors of war, but as he bends down to pick up a tattered toy from the scorched ground, he lets out a fairly long and high pitched fart. Then he goes, " UH OH!" while a slide whistle sound effect is added.
Powerful stuff.

If that one’s too grim, I have another idea about a flick set in the 80’s ( with a kick ass 80’s soundtrack) about two rival summer camps who set their differences with summer camp games, EXCEPT they’re all zombies!

CMoney! Welcome back, it’s good to hear from your crazy self. Stop by more often.

Welcome back. CMoney. Your wit and insightful basketball wisdom has been missed.

With everyone leaping from the rooftops over our current “losing streak,” I think it would be good to analyze things a little. Losing to NY I can stomach, everyone’s gotta lose at some point and I’d much rather lose to someone hot than the Clippers again. But the loss back-to-back at Boston? No explanation mojoically. No explanation for the fact that the Manu had a game winner, and it didn’t fall. There is no rational breakdown for why we’re in this position now.

Except one. Aaaaalllllllll of this strangely and coincidentally coincides with your sudden return to PtR. Some blame Timmy, some blame Pop. Some have even gone so far as to blame the Manu. I say, there’s one clear cut responsible party for this loss. And it’s you. The burden of proof now dictates that you explain and atone for your accountability here. We’ll assume that silence or a great delay in responding indicates personal confirmation of blame. In the name of FSM, just stay away. We’re having a banner year full of joy and excitement, we don’t need your bad juju anymore. Go back to your helicopter, internet addiction to midget porn, or even the black tar heroin; but keep your hex away from our gravytrain of victory.

PS- It’s convenient that you mention Fantasy Football. Yes, you bounced me from the playoffs. But you neglected to mention that while you had an extremely unforcasted year from several initial no-names, I played all the way to a division lead/championship with the following starting players injured- QB, WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1 and K. Unheralded and awe-inspiring. When you beat a guy like that, what’s it really worth? It’s kinda like being the fastest wheelchair in a race, isn’t it? You’re the phoenix suns, that’s what you are. Enjoy your victory, Raja.

Which mission trips were you around? A friend of mine helped out Mission Lazarus last summer.

People are coming back. No one wants out of the championship train.

Welcome back. SiMA obviously missed you.