NBA Finals Game 1 Loser Thread - Just Like Old Times

I have nothing, except that maybe there are a few insane PtRockers out there who will be watching the NBA finals and want to vent their ire on the stars still playing (okay, one of those people would be yours truly) after two months of playoff battles.
After the jump, you'll find nothing as we're going back to loser threads of yore where people just put up a post as bare as LeBron's ring-less fingers.
Anyway, some cool photos before anyone appears in this loser thread.

Video games: Good guys in bad games.

MIT book club reviews Twilight.

Waldo? Found, beaches.

Let's just say if Celtics win this one, then they'll probably going to win the series. (My apologies to olf, but you know it, brotha.)
Where are my MVPuppets?
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Just cause we're crippled, don't mean we gotta take the crumbs.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Lakers off to a fast start.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
I would rather Kobe get his 5th ring than KG get his 2nd.
I'm not saying something is wrong, but something isn't right.
I thought you said “that is all” you loser.
I'm not saying something is wrong, but something isn't right.
Got any good jokes, man?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Bummer knee.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
We should’ve used this mojo for the playoffs.

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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
the staples center will get raided thanks to doc rivers now.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
Hmm… I don’t get it.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
he collected 100 dollars from everyone in his team and hid it somewhere in the staples center telling his team that if they want their money back, they need to return to LA.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
$100 to them is like 1$ to me
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
at least I think it was 100 dollars, i’m not too sure. wasn’t paying too much attention.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
why did he hide it in the staples center though? what if the celtics sweep the lakers?
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
damn good question
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
Wow… Sasha Vujacic is the first guy off the bench?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:26 PM CDT reply actions
Piledriver!
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Ray Allen hasn’t had a cheeseburger? Why the fuck is this idiot an announcer????
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
Are commercials during NBA finals longer than the usual playoff game commercials?
Just cause we're crippled, don't mean we gotta take the crumbs.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
good question – we need some stats, quick!
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
Or maybe we just need a stopwatch?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
If I were Phil, I’d let ’Sheed shoot threes all day and kill the Celtics O.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Finperro probably gets another ring and Mark Cuban dies a little inside.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
mark cuban is too rich to die even a little, he’ll probably clone himself one day. Or better yet, clone a team of dirks.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
I would like him and Mikhail Prokhorov to battle to the death someday. But yeah, they’ll probably have clones of themselves stashed somewhere.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
that would be a good celebrity death match episode.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime

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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
That’s supposed to be Kobe.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
is shaq going to go into wrestling after his basketball career is over? I would pay to see him fight kimbo slice
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
You mean UFC? I initially thought WWE.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
What an early foul fest. Kobe, Artest, RayRay and D-Fish with 2, Tony Allen with 3.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:41 PM CDT reply actions
which team benefits more from the plethora of fouls being called? I’m guessing the one with more depth, so maybe the lakers, but isn’t the lakers bench supposed to suck? is the celtic’s bench really that bad?
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
I think the Celtics’ bench is deeper. Plus, any bench with Sashapova on it would qualify as suck.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
What’s wrong with KG? Dude hasn’t scored.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 8:59 PM CDT reply actions
This game is making me Yawn Mahinmi.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:09 PM CDT reply actions
is that a reference to the inordinate number of fouls?
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Correct.
Just cause we're crippled, don't mean we gotta take the crumbs.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at least Hubie’s calling the game on ESPN Radio. I miss that old dinosaur.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:12 PM CDT reply actions
Rayneesha with 3 fouls.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:13 PM CDT reply actions
Celebrity list in the house from Bill Simmons:
Will farrell, Leo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, Mark Cuban, Steven Spielberg, Kris Kardashian
Khloe Karashian, Rob Kardashian, Chris Tucker, Floyd Mayweather, Snoop Dogg!,Glenn Frye, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Chris Rock, Kevin James, Donnie Wahlberg
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
It’s obvious that I’m just wasting my time here.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Why won’t you list 300 other Kardashians then?
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
I may have to ask help on that one. But my favorite Kim apparently isn’t there.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I always count Kardashians when I cannot fall asleep fast enough.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
Phil probably counts his rings when he can’t sleep at night. Damnitall.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
ESPN telecast summary:
Kobe-slurp-slurp-kobe-slurp-kobe-slurp
"We'll see how our character is," guard Tony Parker said. "We don't have time to be sad. Nobody cares. It's just us. We're the only ones who can help each other."
by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 3, 2010 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
Halftime Fish:
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
I think Fish is choking him. Weren’t they just teammates back then?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
if the lakers win this series, laker fans will go on about how they could’ve won it in 08 with bynum. if the celtics win it, celtics fans will go on about how they would’ve won it in 09 with a healthy kg.
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
Sports are a whole lot of "if"s
"We'll see how our character is," guard Tony Parker said. "We don't have time to be sad. Nobody cares. It's just us. We're the only ones who can help each other."
by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 3, 2010 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Whoever wins this series, Spurs fans will go on about how they would win it all in 11 with a healthy Big 3, Splitter and minor tweaks.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
Didn’t we just do that in the past even years?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
good point, I forgot it was an even year. last odd year was 2007.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
Of course, winning in 2011 has a lot of sense in term of symmetry. I just hope that the Lakers implode after this season.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
I doubt it. Gasol is so good for them, and Odom is always a mismatch. They also get a ton of breaks.
Just cause we're crippled, don't mean we gotta take the crumbs.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
What does the “This Is The One” line on those Lakers shirts mean?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:32 PM CDT reply actions
C’mon, let Artest play.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:42 PM CDT reply actions
Joey C. once again destroying the game.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
Lakers playing with a lot of purpose. +13.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 9:53 PM CDT reply actions
This game becomes boring, kind of like Lakers-Utah games.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
Lakers are just too big and too good. The Celtics are a good team but they aren’t at the level of the Lakers, I’m going to go ahead and say the Lakers dominate the fourth quarter. It’s garbage time around the 5 minute mark of the 4th quarter.
I expect Boston to pull the Spurs and make some quasi-comeback, only to get both to -10 in last three minutes of the game.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
Rondo’s playmaking is really great.
Just cause we're crippled, don't mean we gotta take the crumbs.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
How important are point guards when Fisher (perhaps the worst PG in the league) is leading these Lakers?
I hate to say it but D-Fish has been clutch these playoffs, except maybe during the Thunder series when Westbrook continually beat up on the old man.
Just cause we're crippled, don't mean we gotta take the crumbs.
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Fish is a very good fit for their team. If he stayed in Utah, they won’t be in the Finals three years in a row.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
That’s a pretty bold statement
"We'll see how our character is," guard Tony Parker said. "We don't have time to be sad. Nobody cares. It's just us. We're the only ones who can help each other."
by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Jun 3, 2010 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
We cannot test it anyway, so why not to make a bold statement? But I actually believe it. Fish was a huge upgrade over Smush Parker.
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
Anybody would be an upgrade over The Smush.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions
even rj?
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by the little o on Jun 3, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, even the JV.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh-oh…Ray has 5 fouls and we’re not even in the 4th.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
I think he’s going to make the usual predictions again in this series or we won’t be seeing the real ’Sheed.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, 20 points deficit. And I expected a good series …
"We lost so many games that we shouldn't have lost," - Ginobili, May 2010
games over1.
who does draft analysis?
how does the lithuanian pulling out affect us if at all?
by Count Down City 210 on Jun 3, 2010 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
Who’s the Lithuanian? Arvydas Sabonis is retired.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Montiejunas. It just means another guy that was supposed to be picked before the Spurs got a chance will be gone, and more guys are moving up one spot.
Free Tiago Splitter!
oh, that kind of pulling out.
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by the little o on Jun 3, 2010 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Isn’t it a bit late for him to pull out already?
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He wanted those twins.
In Manu, we trust.
by day_late_friend on Jun 3, 2010 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
My friends and I always say, “When in doubt, pull out.” It’s my life’s mantra.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Thought as. much the pool gets shallow-eer
by Count Down City 210 on Jun 3, 2010 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
I wouldn’t mind Ray Allen coming to the Spurs next year. Not sure how the heck that can happened but the thought is nice.
MASON could gbequeath to him his last 2 years salary!
by Count Down City 210 on Jun 3, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions
Odom has 1 point and the Lakers are winning big. That has to suck for Boston.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:35 PM CDT reply actions

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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i want the lakers to win, but for gasol to get the finals mvp
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime
memo to kg, making a wide open point blank range layup is one of those things that is not possible
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KG’s shot. It’s no secret.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
wondered why there’s no chest pounding and baby powder flying
by Count Down City 210 on Jun 3, 2010 10:49 PM CDT reply actions
This chit is over. There, I called it.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:50 PM CDT reply actions
Cloak and Dagger.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:55 PM CDT reply actions
And boom goes the dynamite.

I'm not saying something is wrong, but something isn't right.
by SinCitySpur on Jun 3, 2010 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Pau Gasol is an Albus Dumbledore. That is all.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 3, 2010 10:58 PM CDT reply actions
so i’m guessing an asteroid didn’t smash into the staples centre right before tipoff?
boo-urns!
free malik hairston!
perth wildcats - 2009/2010 nbl champions baby!
by sleep research facility on Jun 3, 2010 11:30 PM CDT reply actions
I really would like to see the Celtics win….but, unfortunately it’s just too much Kobe. I’m thinking that the Cavs might of had a better chance to knock off the lakers than Boston, just because of the way they match-up a little differently…but I guess we’ll never know now. Timmeh used to be dominant like that…but I fear that he is on the decline at this point in his career. Maybe someone else will step up & be that “go to” guy for us.
all rigged-keep new kool “BASKETBALL” loving Prez pacified with 1st overall pick
(supposed kobe next generation) while in the midst of player union barganing agreement
insert two most winniest franchises’ in the sports history abra cadabra and the ceiling
aka (CAP ROOM) is raised to acceptable levels greasing the wheels in effort to elminate
player holdout 2010-2011. dispicable have u seen NBA.COM pushing the ratings issue
hello were your demographic stern don’t force feed me BS!
PERSONALLY I FEEL STERN PLACED PETER HOLT HEAD OF THE OWNERS’
ASSOCIATION LAST YEAR WITH INTENTIONS OF TYING UP THE WATCH DOGS.
one man, one mad rant -MAD there aren’t any more SPURSDAYS!!!!!!!
by Count Down City 210 on Jun 6, 2010 1:11 PM CDT reply actions
Hah, too funny.
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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 8, 2010 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions

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