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NinjaBallers

With this post I intend to shed light on the presence of NinjaBallers in the game of basketball. And outline what a NinjaBaller is and does.

First off, NinjaBallers are not Ninjas but instead use Ninja techniques and skills to achieve their goals. To be clear, a NinjaBaller is someone who sneaks up on opponents and wins games through clutch play in ways that surprise everyone. The ultimate NinjaBaller is the perfect role player. It's like that famously unknown saying by Arachninja: "with great stealth comes great responsibility". So I hope that anyone who reads this and decides that NinjaBalling is right for them that they will use their powers wisely.

Jump to find out more about NinjaBallers (being dressed in black while playing basketball is not enough)

The Three Laws of NinjaBallers (as written by Slysaac Ninjamov)

1. A NinjaBaller may not take shots away from star players or, through inaction, allow a star player to not get touches.

2. A NinjaBaller must take clutch shots except where such shots would conflict with the First Law.

3. A NinjaBaller must be able to vanish into the offense as long as such vanishing does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

 

A NinjaBaller's skill set include:

Lights out three point shooting (because NinjaBallers play in the dark); Lock down defense (because NinjaBallers don't need to lock up; no one is dumb enough to steal from them); Cunning foul drawing (because NinjaBallers are masters of illusions and are quite good with a paint brush);  Time bending (because NinjaBallers because NinjaBallers because NinjaBallers); Ice in their veins (because NinjaBallers are cold blooded killers); Martial arts (because NinjaBallers are NinjaBallers, duh)

 

Being a NinjaBaller requires a humble spirit and a hardworking attitude. Do you have what it takes?

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