The sarcasmometer reading is off the charts on this one. A key quote: "If only Dallas had not come up against the single-greatest No. 7 seed of all time. Can you believe Mavericks luck? Only a couple of years ago, they bumped into the greatest eighth seed ever in Golden State, and now this. Now some might say the common denominator is the Mavs. Wrong. Blame the selection committee for wrongly seeding San Antonio." Yikes.