Game Preview #59: New Orleans Hornets @ San Antonio Spurs
We play the NOOCH tonight. It seems like it was just Monday when we played them last. It was? Well, let's hope history repeats itself in more ways than one tonight. I'm feeling uncharacteristically optimistic today. Plus, there's the benefit of the game being broadcast on national TV (ESPN), meaning we don't have to listen to the Hornets' announcers for a second game in a row.
Having just sat through three days of training on "Advanced Work Zone Management and Design", I'm just happy to be able to watch some basketball. Although it's not necessarily a bad thing that I missed the craptacular Oklahoma State - Texas A&M game on Wednesday. Oy! March Madness can't get here soon enough.
Since tonight's game has a bit of a Deja Vu feeling, I present you with this:
Hopefully, everyone here can appreciate the greatness of Monty Python.
Now for the basketball related preview (and yes, some of this is cut and paste from Monday's game).
New Orleans Hornets @ San Antonio Spurs Where: AT&T Center - San Antonio, TX When: March 5, 2010; 8:30 PM Spurs time Watch: KENS, ESPN
How They Stack Up
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Matchups
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Tony Parker Baguette |
Point Guard Collison has been playing well in Paul's absence, but he's still a rookie. Tony's minutes are down lately due to his multiple boo-boos, but he's still scoring efficiently. Advantage: Spurs |
![]() Darren Collison Rookie |
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George Hill Mountain |
Shooting Guard Wow, has Georgie been playing great lately or what? Not only is his scoring up, but he's eating up major minutes without any downturn in his play. Peterson didn't do much against us the last game. Advantage: Spurs |
Morris Peterson Not Thornton |
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Richard Jefferson Somewhat Angry |
Small Forward I'm back on the RJ bandwagon (join me, there's plenty of room). The stats might not show much improvement, but it's like he's a new player. I'm loving his newfound aggressiveness on both ends of the court. Peja is still not shooting well. Advantage: Spurs |
Peja Stojakovic Not a Shooter |
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Tim Duncan The Man |
Power Forward West is a good player, but he was a bit of a chucker in the last game. Timmeh put up a ho-hum 22 & 9 on Mondays. He's old - let's trade him. Advantage: Spurs |
David West Inefficient Chucker |
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Antonio McDyess Rested |
Center I'm assuming that Dice will be playing. He got the last game off, a little sore from his knee scare. Okafor quietly goes about his business, putting up solid numbers game after game. Advantage: Hornets |
Emeka Okafor Solid Big Man |
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Manu Ginobili Back in Black |
Bench & Role Players In my eyes, Manu is back to form. His confidence has skyrocketed lately, and he's back to his awe-inspiring, crazy ways. Thornton went off in the last game. He's shooting over 40% from 3-pt land, and has put up double-digits in his last 9 games. Advantage: Tied |
Marcus Thornton Crazy Hot |
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Gregg Popovich Still Needs a Beard |
CoachI don't think I need to explain why Pop gets the white box. Advantage: Spurs |
Jeff Bower Looks Like Your Friendly I.R.S. agent |
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Other Factors
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Intangibles |
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We're playing at home, coming off of two wins. The Bees have lost 3 in a row. Advantage: Hornets |
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Mojo |
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The Mojo is dead. Advantage: No One |
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Winner: |
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We've been playing well lately. We need to keep the wins coming. |
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Keys To The Game
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Strength of ScheduleThis is a FIGABABA, with the Spurs traveling to Memphis tomorrow night. The Spurs haven't played since Monday. The Hornets lost at Memphis on Wednesday night, and they don't play again until Monday. Last Time They MetFor those of you who can't remember all the way back to Monday, the Spurs beat the Hornets 106-92. We had six guys in double digits; they did not. |
Some Other ReadingHornetsAt The Hive - The SB Nation site for the Hornets. Spurs48 Minutes of Hell: The best TrueHoop team blog. A must read. |
Where to Tune In
TVThis game will be aired on KENS in San Antonio and nationally on ESPN (Woo Hoo!). If you have cable or satellite, you'll have to look up your individual channel. And of course, there's always League Pass for the haves. For the have nots, read on. OnlineAs always, NBA League Pass is recommended for those who are willing to pony up the cash. Most Spurs games will be broadcast there, which is especially helpful for those of us who aren't in the San Antonio area. Please don't post links to illegal game feeds in the game thread. Links to illegal feeds are not permitted on SBNation, but you can probably find them out there on the internets if you're resourceful and desperate. In fact, nobody can stop you from googling "atdhe". You can also shoot an email to poundingtherock@yahoo.com for more assistance. NBA League Pass audio is still free this year, so check it out. RadioIf you're in the San Antonio area and aren't near a TV, tune in to WOAI (1200 AM). |
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i dont know how to win this unless , Tony dominates Fisher. second, off this game essentially has a hold on weather i move to Texas or not. In reality it doesn’t, since i know whats her face will go there anyways, but i do want to be there because i have crazy student loans. To fill you guys, in the first game i ever went to, the big 50 scored 71 points. i was a clippers fan until then. regardless of my spelling errors, i need this win, because whore face asshole aka “fiance” is a rockets fan. please make us win
Couple’s pet names make me sick, keep your saccharine to yourself.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
keep in mind, when i say "student loans, i mean, whats her face will be a lawyer and i plan on making that benificial. Not that i think Texas doesn’t respect student loand (does it?) but i plan on her paying them off
whats her face is going to be whatever the school lets her to be. also, i expected better than http://www.jaspersbarbecue.com/ i really expected better. anyone know a better bbq place?
another lawyer……………….great, prosecute people whether or not they are guilty for your future political career or defend people whether or not thye are guilty for your $$$
maybe she chooses to be a contract laywer for the Spurs…….
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
“it’s not necessarily a bad thing that I missed the craptacular Oklahoma State – Texas A&M game on Wednesday”
Yeah……that was a cringefest (although getting in the game free was kinda cool—made my Wednesday night lol). Nights like that remind me why I’m a fan of Spurs bball.
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas." -Davy Crockett
"Give me an army of West Point graduates, and I'll win a battle. Give me a handful of Texas Aggies, and I'll win a war." -Gen. George S. Patton
not to worry about your pokes. they are in – and potentially dangerous…..and sorry about your luck with that work zone management and design stuff……..fortunately, i’m no engineer, but that sure sounds like one of those meetings where 5 hour energy is necessary……..
as for tonite.. meh? a couple of drinks and all the bad things will go away………we need to get these winnable games coming up. this one, knicks, minne and the clips all coming up at home. yeah i know we go to cleveland, i just didnt count that one as a must……gonna need all those to keep pace or climb the western ladder.
Gotta see this
If y’all haven’t seen this funny stuff you need to check out the comments from Ms.Smith. Great stuff here in this fanshot on Jason Terry. Great stuff.
Fuck it Spurs by 25
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobli
Sup, Argentine.
"If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on." -SiMA
by SgtinManusArmy on Mar 5, 2010 7:15 PM CST up reply actions
Well, I’m gonna watch the game. And I know you’ll be out there somewhere. Sooooo, kinda.
But Mrs. SiMA’s out of town for the weekend and I have grand plans to quietly watch the game alone in my cave, undisturbed and slowly ingesting various beverages. I’m really excited. So although I’ll have my laptop nearby, I want to take it all in and focus on the Manu without having to keep staring at a screen or rebuting a comment or suggesting that we fire a certain HOF coach and/or player.
We’ll see though. Your mere presence alone motivates consideration.
"If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on." -SiMA
by SgtinManusArmy on Mar 5, 2010 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
That’s a pretty longwinded way of saying you’re a poor multitasker, and will abandon us to really focus on Sean Elliot’s commentary.
I smell death... everywhere.
I’d rather be known as a “poor multitasker” than a “untimely and inconsiderate deliverer of travelogues that the public so clearly clamors for.”
So there.
"If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on." -SiMA
by SgtinManusArmy on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 PM CST up reply actions
I kid, I kid.
“jack-ooo-zee” is fully operational now, BTW. Minor problems fixed and all is well. I’m still pissed about it falling through though. Must’ve been something to do with nationalities or something.
"If I was the kind of guy who posted a signature line, this would be it from now on." -SiMA
by SgtinManusArmy on Mar 5, 2010 7:35 PM CST up reply actions

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