Carmelo Anthony Called for Travelling Back in Time
The Onion strikes again.
"All I'm asking is that they be consistent," Anthony said. "You're gonna call me in the fourth quarter for a piddly little case of going back to warn myself about a pick, then call me in the first quarter for going back to take the same jumper three times until I hit it. Me or anybody."
almost 2 years ago
Tim C.
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Hilarious. Especially this part:
“For instance, did anyone who watched the Rockets-Nuggets game Monday night notice that mustache on Shane Battier as he threw that pick? Clearly this is an alternate Shane Battier from a parallel time continuum, possibly an evil one, brought into our world by the time-traveling abuses of our NBA players. The league has to crack down on this behavior before it’s too late.”
I would rather watch Manu Ginobili go scoreless than 98 percent of the league get career highs
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