Hilarious, as always. My favourite part:

 " This book is written by a true champion, someone who can give our players the courage and insight they need to smoke an entire pig for a feast that family and friends will never forget."

“And, um, make a title run,” added Van Gundy, reaching for more napkins."

“Our guys need to have a singular mind-set. They need to understand the oneness that can be achieved between man and slow-cooked, mouthwatering meats,” Van Gundy told reporters over three dozen hot wings at Wing Zone, a downtown Orlando eatery, Tuesday.

Great stuff!