The San Antonio Losers, er, Spurs have got us all down in the dumps lately, pun intended. Let’s try and take our mind off of suicidal thoughts and focus our attention on the other teams in the league who really deserve it, like the Nets. Tonight we have 11 games on the schedule, starting with the New Jersey Nets @ Cleveland Crabaliers. Later on tonight we have DAL @ DEN and OKC @ POR.

NJN @ CLE

CHI @ IND

MIN @ PHI

WAS @ CHA

HOU @ MIA

SAC @ NYK

DET @ MIL

ATL @ MEM

DAL @ DEN

OKC @ POR (NBATV)

UTH @ LAC

(Copy/paste FTW!)

So come on in, grab your drink of choice (antifreeze or bleach?) and let’s try to forget that RJ can’t hit the broad side of a Boeing hangar and Pop’s love for smallsball. Please be civil, respect the guidelines and refrain from personally attacking each other, unless you are attacking Hipuks, in which case it is open season (kidding). Seriously, don’t make me make someone ban you! I’ll flag your ass quicker than a NFL ref at a flag football game (that totally does not make any sense but it’s all I got).

One more thing, tomorrow if all goes as planned, I’ll be doing my part to bring the Spurs some good luck mojo, by sacrificing a virgin as I push LatinD over the Hoover Dam. Major props to LD for making the ultimate sacrifice for his team. You can also use this thread to say your final good-byes to LD, we’re gonna miss you man (kidding, again, I think, maybe…J)         

Feel free to ridicule, mock and vent as you please.