Loserday Loser Thread - Welcome to Loserville, Losers.
by SinCitySpur on Feb 9, 2010 5:43 PM CST
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The San Antonio Losers, er, Spurs have got us all down in the dumps lately, pun intended. Let’s try and take our mind off of suicidal thoughts and focus our attention on the other teams in the league who really deserve it, like the Nets. Tonight we have 11 games on the schedule, starting with the New Jersey Nets @ Cleveland Crabaliers. Later on tonight we have DAL @ DEN and OKC @ POR.
NJN @ CLE
CHI @ IND
MIN @ PHI
WAS @ CHA
HOU @ MIA
SAC @ NYK
DET @ MIL
ATL @ MEM
DAL @ DEN
OKC @ POR (NBATV)
UTH @ LAC
(Copy/paste FTW!)
So come on in, grab your drink of choice (antifreeze or bleach?) and let’s try to forget that RJ can’t hit the broad side of a Boeing hangar and Pop’s love for smallsball. Please be civil, respect the guidelines and refrain from personally attacking each other, unless you are attacking Hipuks, in which case it is open season (kidding). Seriously, don’t make me make someone ban you! I’ll flag your ass quicker than a NFL ref at a flag football game (that totally does not make any sense but it’s all I got).
One more thing, tomorrow if all goes as planned, I’ll be doing my part to bring the Spurs some good luck mojo, by sacrificing a virgin as I push LatinD over the Hoover Dam. Major props to LD for making the ultimate sacrifice for his team. You can also use this thread to say your final good-byes to LD, we’re gonna miss you man (kidding, again, I think, maybe…J)
Feel free to ridicule, mock and vent as you please.
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::watches paint dry::
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Cool! What color?
This weather is not helping my mood, it’s raining. I has a sad.
We aren't who we thought we were.
You know, the Spurs are 2-5 in games attended by LatinD. He missed the Sacramento and Clippers games. His wins are Memphis and Atlanta. He sat next to me for those games.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 6:58 PM CST reply actions
So are you saying that if LD had attended the Sacto and LAC games, the Spurs would have lost?
We aren't who we thought we were.
No, I’m allowing you to draw your own conclusions. I only present the data.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 7:12 PM CST up reply actions
On the plus side, Q and I are batting a thousand when attending together without other ptrers.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Sorry, I forgot that you aren’t prescient like me.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 9:04 PM CST up reply actions
I was just kidding about the that “thing” above, please don’t ban me.
We aren't who we thought we were.
If I make you two moderators for a night will you promise to abuse your authority?
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 7:13 PM CST up reply actions
I don’t agree with the rules, but I agree in harshly enforcing them when I feel like it.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Otstanding. Reload.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 7:17 PM CST up reply actions
Whoa! This is sooooooooooo cooooooooooool. You shouldn’t have did that, I just banned you!!!! HAHAHAHAHHA! Just kidding.
We aren't who we thought we were.
Haha, I like the “Ref” title. Nice one, bossanova.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:21 PM CST up reply actions
I finally made it home. Traffic was a nightmare, there were 2 cars in front of me, it took me like 4 minutes to get home instead of the usual 2.
We aren't who we thought we were.
Welcome. I guess I can’t make fun of a mod, so… how’s your evening?
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Same here. I had to dodge a dog in the hallway. Damn old dogs just don’t move out the way.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
My commute is 10 miles, if that helps.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Get rid of the donkey and get you a racehorse. You’ll get home faster.
We aren't who we thought we were.
If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:24 PM CST up reply actions
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Valentine’s Day is almost here, what did you get me?
We aren't who we thought we were.
Eeny meeny miny moe
Who’s the fairest of them all?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:39 PM CST up reply actions
Um.. maybe we should be discussing the games?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:28 PM CST reply actions
Like the Nets? Most entertaining team in the league, bar none.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
Is anyone paying attention to any of the other games?
The Nets are within 6 points of the Cavs in the 3rd Q.
Is this gonna be like the other years? The Cavs having an amazing season with possibly the best record, only to suck in the playoffs.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Of course it will. LeBronze has to go to New York.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:34 PM CST up reply actions
It’s fine. We’re all gonna die anyway.
just having fun...
by day_late_friend on Feb 9, 2010 8:19 PM CST up reply actions
Woooooooo, winter Olympics start this week. Fuck yeah curling!
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
You can’t express a female’s hot-ness in this blog. You can’t use a girl’s name and hot in the same sentence. If you would have said, “Lindsey Vonn. Is hot.” That would be acceptable. Read the guidelines man, don’t make me ban you.
We aren't who we thought we were.
He really has been overstepping the boundaries lately. Let me shoot you 30 mails, and you respond back, and then let’s do nothing.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Sounds good. We also need to video conference later on. Then after that, we’ll tele-conference the other mods and come up with a time to set up a power point presentation to see how we are going to deal with this “situation”.
We aren't who we thought we were.
Sounds awesome. We have to make sure the PowerPoint has way too much information on it, several different fonts, slides in which only stock images are used, and in the end conveys nothing and takes up a lot of time. Oh, I got a call on my Bluetooth.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
HA! Dude, I just spit out my Starbucks coffee all over my MacBook. These people here inside Starbucks are looking at me all weird and shit. Do they have Wi-Fi at Whole Foods?
We aren't who we thought we were.
I think they do, I don’t know, I sent Lupita to pick up some organic, free-range apples, and she’s taking her sweet time. You can always check PinkBerry, the froze switchblade grass yogurt there is to die for.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Make yourself useful and tell them to go read PtR. Maybe that’ll increase our traffic and you’ll get to keep your mod status for one more day.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
I don’t mind you mocking our tele-conferences, but I want to know who told you we had one to figure out what to do with Hipuks?
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 7:57 PM CST up reply actions
So does that mean with the new regime, I still can’t post pics of cheerleaders?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
So even Woj is writing an obituary for the Spurs. Argh.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:24 PM CST reply actions
Write it or I’ll ask someone to ban your ass.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:26 PM CST up reply actions
Okay, let me scan it, print it out, burn it, write it again, and scan it a second time. Then you can read it and make comments that contribute nothing, and send the text back. We’ll exchange the text back and forth for several weeks, arriving a complete piece of crap we’re both happy with.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
I forgot to ask, who is going to record the minutes at are tele, video conferences?
We aren't who we thought we were.
We’re gonna need a chat-meeting to arrange that. I’ll send out a memo around the office to make sure everyone participates whether they want or not.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
He sucks, trade him for RJ, who is a much better and immensely talented player.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
Final
New Jersey 97
Cleveland 104
Chicago 109
Inana 101
Minnesota 97
Philadelphia 119
Washington 92
Charlotte 94
We aren't who we thought we were.
Where’s Inana? Is that somewhere in Mehico?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:33 PM CST up reply actions
Funny, I thought that sounded like it would be close to you.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
No, I had to drive home from work. :P
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Hey man. How’s the vacation going?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:39 PM CST up reply actions
Wild. Haven’t been able to write much. California nearly killed me.
Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
I see you got to watch last night’s game.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
“Blame it on the Goose, got you feeling loose, blame it on the ’tron, got you in a zone” or something like that.
We aren't who we thought we were.
I blame it on Manuwar. He’s an alcohol-drinking machine. He and his friends.
Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
So that was it? You just got drunk? You didn’t destroy anything along the way or hooked up with a chick in your drunken state?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 8:49 PM CST up reply actions
IT WAS THE 4x4 !!!!!!!!
but he enjoyed every BITE.. roarrrrrrrrrrr.
by cojones2thewall on Feb 10, 2010 1:11 AM CST up reply actions
I have no idea, they would have been much better if they were just blue. The green makes no sense
AKA: Linix129
LD it was great knowing you, but thank you for taking one for the team.
Sin, don’t forget to put a silver dollar in his pocket before you throw him over. You know, for extra good luck.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Consider it done. I’ll also put a rabbit’s foot on his belt loop while throwing salt over his shoulder and plucking an eye lash from his face for him to wish upon a shooting star.
We aren't who we thought we were.
I hear theres some native american blood in Sima’s veins.
Make sure you keep his scalp, Sima!
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
I love how Hollinger says all three teams win less games after that. Crazy old man.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Jefferson is a bucket of suck
"Boxing is dirty," said Casamayor. " The day I’m not ready to be a dirty fighter is the day I don’t fight anymore because it will mean that I have no heart for it anymore."
That red x guy is so awesome.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Hey Sin, he’s writing on the subject line!
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
He took 11 3’s last week in a game. He made 4.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 9:08 PM CST up reply actions
Ha, I can’t even remember that guy’s name.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Mengke Bateer.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.eurobasket.com/boxScores/China/2010/0203_1944_4369.asp
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 9:12 PM CST up reply actions
Are you taking us to a trip down memory lane against our collective wills?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 9:15 PM CST up reply actions
We need a team that can fight back.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Will Perdue is tougher than Matt Bonner.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 9:18 PM CST up reply actions
Lakers demolishing the Spurs, 101-89… oh wait, that was yesterday?
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 9, 2010 9:25 PM CST reply actions
Should I ordera pizza? It’s so late. Maybe I should just be hungry until tomorrow morning and grab some breakfast tacos on the way to work.
Oh, hi there! I thought I was alone.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Oh. You can only get that frozen in my neck of the woods. I think.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Well Hipuks does live in California, so he probably drives a Prius. Am I right or amiright?
We aren't who we thought we were.
Woo hoo, suicidal road trip!
(No, I drive a MIni.)
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Mine wasn’t. I didn’t get all the bells and whistles (well, maybe a few), but mine had a base price of 15K in 2003.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Oooooh, Stalag 17 is on right now followed by Network at 11:15.
Must not stay up late to watch old movies.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
(I stopped watching after Season 2. But I have friends who swear it got good again.)
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
RJ. Fin, Bonner, Ian, Mase, Keith. No one named Tim, Tony, Manu, George, Blair, Dyess or Splitter. Have I missed anyone?
Oh crap…Do we have to play them? Can’t we pretend we all have the flu?
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Is it even allowed for the Birdman to be in the finals? I don’t think Stern wants that.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Yeah, really. What kind of example are you setting for the likes of no accounts and lowlifes such as myself?
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions
Yo Wayne, if I write something in Word and then copy and paste it to PTR, it won’t mess out the site like it did that one time, right?
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Um, it might. Word is a hideous and ugly monster. Write it in notepad. Or copy and paste it to notepad first. Then copy and paste it to PtR.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 10:43 PM CST up reply actions
Does anyone know the date in which this season started? I need it for a fanpost.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
I don’t know how to respond to that without deleting my own comment.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
You mean when our first regular season game was played? October 28 versus the NOOCH.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
We got 2 good late games going on right now, LAC leading UTAH by 4 and OKC-POR tied. Stick around folks, it’s gonna be a barnburner.
We aren't who we thought we were.
I think he is giddy with the excitement of meeting LatinD tomorrow and can’t go to sleep for fear of wetting the bed.
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
I’m as giddy as a schoolgirl on the first day of school. What do I wear? Do I shave? All over ? Do I give him a handshake or a man-hug or a slap on the ass? So many questions, so little time. I’m FREAKING OUT MAN!
We aren't who we thought we were.
Don’t think we can meet tomorrow, Sin. Unless you want to accompany me to the airport.
Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
Dude, that is wrong. You know he was probably joking about throwing you off the dam right?
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 9, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
I have to wake up at 6 AM, watch the sunrise at the Grand Canyon, and be at the airport at 3 PM. It’s a bit over 5 hours to get from the canyon to the airport, so… I only have 2 and a half hours at the canyon. That’s barely enough to see anything.
Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
No worries LD, you’ll probably pass my work and place on your way back, it’s right off the highway, let me know if you have 5 minutes to spare so I can position myself just right so I give you the middle finger as you pass by.
We aren't who we thought we were.
Sounds good. Really I am right off the highway on the way back from the Hoover Dam, 95/93 after you pass Boulder City on Exit 56, Wagonwheel/Nevada State Drive. Let me know when you are close and I can meet you.
We aren't who we thought we were.
Uh. Could you send me an e-mail with the address, and give me some detailed directions? I’m really lost without google maps.
Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
They couldn’t possibly look at me closer than they are. Go ahead.
Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
I’m such a sad Spurs-fan loser I just finished reading through all these entertaining posts. And it’s the middle of the night again. And I really need to get some work done tomorrow.. And… the Spurs suck so much. I hate my life. (j/k)
But it was nice to read all these loser comments. Misery loves company.
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