Happy All-Star bre...I mean, Happy Valentine’s Day...weekend...thing!

Actually... not really. I hate this friggin’ holiday. Bad memories.. Years of consistent rejection, tables for one, and restraining orders take a wicked toll on a man... -like thing.

"I got a date already."

"You’re a good friend but I don't date mules..."

"For the 435th time, NO."

"Sorry, I need to iron my eyeballs."

"I, uh, died!" -audible thud-

But despite one man’s fake painful recollections, the lovey-dovey corporate juggernaut rolls on. Did you know the Spurs players are forced to write Valentine’s card every year? Yep, it’s true (possibly). Apparently, Mr. Holt takes this goody-goody image of our Spurs a little too far.

Here are some of the most recent ones! (click for larger versions)

Hey kids! Why don’t you try writing a V-Day card or poem from/to a Spur? Go nuts!