Spurs Valentine’s Day Cards

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Feb 12, 2010 4:00 PM CST

Happy All-Star bre...I mean, Happy Valentine’s Day...weekend...thing!

Actually... not really. I hate this friggin’ holiday. Bad memories, man... Years of consistent rejection, tables for one, and restraining orders take a wicked toll on a man... -like thing.

"I got a date already."

"You’re a good friend but..."

"For the 435th time, NO."

"Sorry, I have to bleach my eyes."

"I, uh, suddenly died!" -audible thud-

But despite one man’s painful recollections, the lovey-dovey corporate juggernaut rolls on. Did you know the Spurs players have to write Valentine’s card every year? Yep, it’s true (possibly). Apparently, Mr. Holt takes this goody-goody squeaky clean image of ours a little too seriously.

Here are some of the most recent ones! (click for larger versions)

This card comes with a strange aroma.

If it were St. Patrick's Day, he'd offer up a fight.

Manu never responds to my cards... probably due to the nudity.

AWW OMG WE LUV U 2 LOL

He needs all he can get.

I learned that I can't take pictures of spit very well.

Hey kids! Why don’t you try writing a V-Day card or poem from/to a Spur? Go nuts!

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GOL. You’re killing me, Hirsch.

Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.

by Tim C. on Feb 12, 2010 4:21 PM CST reply actions

Well fucking done, sir.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Feb 12, 2010 4:48 PM CST reply actions

BRILLIANT!!!

"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobli

by spursfan87 on Feb 12, 2010 5:20 PM CST reply actions

Wow – I admire your skillz!

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Feb 12, 2010 5:22 PM CST reply actions

The lol needs to be capitalized!

AKA: Linix129, sw12

by Sean Wunderlich on Feb 12, 2010 5:57 PM CST reply actions

HOLY COW… YOU GOT MAD SKILLS, DUDE! FANGIO!

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Feb 12, 2010 6:29 PM CST reply actions

Brillian! Amazine! Otstanding!

by CapHill on Feb 12, 2010 6:41 PM CST reply actions

So very good.

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Feb 12, 2010 6:59 PM CST reply actions

Fokking Brillian. Tremendous work, Hirschof.

The Roleplayer's Realm

by silverandblack_davis on Feb 12, 2010 7:00 PM CST reply actions

WOWZER! These are amazing. Nice work Hirschof! Rec’ed to cupid’s love shack.

We aren't who we thought we were.

by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 7:59 PM CST reply actions

Thank you all.

Hey kids! Why don’t you try writing a V-Day card or poem from/to a Spur?

Now get cracking (doesn’t need be a picture). :-)

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Feb 12, 2010 8:05 PM CST reply actions

The last one made me laugh so much. SiMA even cracked a smile.

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Feb 12, 2010 9:33 PM CST reply actions

Front page worthy!

"We'll see how our character is," guard Tony Parker said. "We don't have time to be sad. Nobody cares. It's just us. We're the only ones who can help each other."

by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Feb 13, 2010 9:49 AM CST reply actions