2010 All-Star Friday Loser Thread - We Want BLAAAIIIRRR

Prepare to be BLAAAAIIIIRRRed.
I was supposed to make something epic but all the losing give me reason enough to be lazy. But hey, it's the All-Star Weekend and for three nights, we should try to forget our beloved team's woes and have fun, right? After all, this year's extravaganza will be held in the Big D - Dallas - yes, our in-state rivals owned by the shitstorm-rich Mark Cuban (sorry about that last remark, I think I still have a hangover from Romes' fecal post).
Anyway, if you're watching the festivities at home and have something interesting to say about what's going on - like LeBron dunking the same dunk (wait, he didn't join the dunk contest! Laaaaame!) to Damon Jones doing a crappy Larry Bird impression ("Y'all are playing for second") and then shooting a glorious stink bomb - come, join us after the ju-ju-jump.
Nobody cares about the celebrity game, except maybe that Big Shot and Balls Rob is playing, so let's not talk about that.
Rookie Challenge
When: Friday, Feb. 12, 9 p.m. ET
Where: American Airlines Center
TV: TNT
First up this weekend is the T-Mobile Rookie Challenge where DeBeast himself, DeJuan Blair is playing.
Pop quiz hotshot: who was the last Spur rookie to have played in the Rookie-Sophomore game?
You'd have to go 8 years back to see a furriner with the name of Tony Parker and his other friends put the Sophomore team to shame. It also helped that they were playing the worst draft class ever - K-Mart and Mike Miller, anyone? How about a Lee Nailon or a Marcus Fizer? TP scored only 6 points but lookee heeere... he had 8 assists! See? It's not that bad after all when you put stars around Frenchie, because he knows how to pass. Now, get off TP's lawn.

That's a young stud, right there.
In the 10 times this game has been played, the Rookies have only won TWICE. And sadly, despite the Blairness Monster backing up this year's neophytes, the Sophomore team is just loaded like Gilbert Areneas' guns. Okay sorry, bad joke. Here's the lineups for this year's Rookie-Sophomore war:
Rookie Team
Sophomore Team

Strong. Really strong. Like, Everclear strong.
Did you know that Danilo Gallinari's nickname is "The Rooster"? Italians love him and fondly call him "The Big Cock." For fear of getting banned, I will just refer you to a commenter on Gallinari's website by the name of Francy May. I think she put it very succinctly, if I may just say that.
Also, Chris Bosh will be on the coaching staff of the Sophomores while perennial Nobel Prize Lauri-ate Kevin Durant will do the same for the Rookies. Talk about the NBA's long-term planning, trying to influence stars to be coaches later on in their careers by giving them a headstart. Tsk, tsk... shame on you David Stern!
Anyway, I won't keep you waiting so let me just leave you with Brandon Jennings' retro high top fade.

So there's actually a barber shop that specializes in these things. Crazy.
Comment away, lozers.
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Did you look at the rest of those All-Star portraits? I honestly think that the James Harden one is genius.

You can tell that most of the guys showed up in casual clothes, but Harden picked out a sharp-ass outfit. And that beard is legend. . .ary. He looks like Thelonious Monk.

See them all here. There’s a nice one of Derrick Rose just for you, LatinD.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Now that I look at them again, all the photos taken by Jennifer Pottheiser are superior. Composition, image quality, players look good in nice clothes . . . notice how all the players in her photographs are wearing blacks, browns, grays, and are posed against a neutral background. Well done, Ms. P.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Yeah, I agree. That red background didn’t work for anyone.
by Manu ex Machina on Feb 12, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, loved those portraits. Too bad they didn’t do one for Blair.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 12, 2010 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
if d.rose was on the sophs team,they might win..i think even with deblair the rooks wouldn’t win..but im hoping the rooks will win with debalir as the rook-soph mvp,if not better give it to the sophs….lol
but i love both draft class…so i dnt really care who wins as long as they bring as some game to watch it’ll be fun!
and i love when you say lebron dunking the same dunks…and still end up number one on countdowns(stupid much?is this how to make money,stop the hype…there is still other universe better than lebronka’s universe..(.and i find him boring fyi…no matter how good he is…)
That’s a small rookie team, Pop should coach them
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobli
DVR’d the game tonight—wasn’t even sure if Blair was in it.
Will be glad to see him showcased as a superstar.
TNT’s Inside the NBA has a best of 10 years on tonight as well. They always make me BLOLAIR.
Neither he nor Gob were prepared for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal.
I’m trying to decide whether to watch the NBA live and DVR the Olympics or vice versa. I may just DVR them both, go out tonight instead, and watch them tomorrow, saving myself a couple of hours’ worth of commercials.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
I’m thinking you could condense 6 hours of Olympic viewing into about 15-20 minutes if you cut out all the special programming and commentary between the actual events. In fact, if I had a DVR, I might actually do it and watch the Olympics for the first time in over a decade.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
In case you missed it:
Here’s a little time saver for those of you looking to watch both Winter Olympics & BBall.
Seems like it would be a pretty cool event for the next winter games.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Classic… I didn’t even mind the crab dribble tribute to begin the video.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Hey, don’t be too nice to me. I only rooted for the Spurs because they were playing Denver (who beat my team and is closer in the standings.). And I still don’t feel good about it. So I doubt that will happen again soon.
The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."
Tony Parker was in fact, NOT the last Spurs rookie to play in this game. Beno Udrih was, he played FIVE years ago in 2005.
http://www.basketball-reference.com/allstar/NBA_2005_rookie.html
Poor Beno. We already forgotten all about him.
Jennings has the Gumby haircut. There was a poll thing on facebook asking fans if we wanted him to have the Gumby, a regular high-top, or a Mr. T mohawk. I asked for the Gumby since it’s a silly nickname of mine.
by Manu ex Machina on Feb 12, 2010 1:53 PM CST reply actions
Rooks got a glimmer of hope when Derrick Rose got promoted to the big show. Still, the height differential is staggering.
time for that celebrity game, and we all remember my thoughts about that game
Evey- "Are you a crazy person?"
V- "I'm quite sure they'll say so."
V for Vendetta, blowing your mind away since 2005.
They still have it. They played it last night. Or, at least, they were supposed to.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 4:13 PM CST up reply actions
For those interested, Alonzo Gee of the Austin Toros will be in the D-League dunk contest.
Also, Dwayne Jones, Curtis Jerrells, and Alonzo Gee are in the D-Leauge all-star game. I’m sure the D-League site will have streams for pretty much everything.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 4:14 PM CST reply actions
When is the game?
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
saturday
I’m forwarding you some info.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
2:00 spurs time
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 4:17 PM CST up reply actions
The D-League Dream Factory, which I think includes the skill challenge and dunk contest, is tonight at 9:00 and will be streamed at nba.com.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 4:19 PM CST reply actions
If I could create a celbrity game for the NBA All Star Week-end, it would be the cast of Napolean Dynamite vs. the team behind the National Parks Documentary.
That, would be some suspensful basketball.
Neither he nor Gob were prepared for the challenges of using cats to catch a seal.
Hey cool we can connect through facebook now
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by Sean Wunderlich on Feb 12, 2010 5:55 PM CST reply actions
I forgot to mention, there’s a halftime dunk off in the rookie game between DeRozan and Gordon to determine the last entrant to tomorrow’s dunk contest. That should be interesting.
by silverandblack_davis on Feb 12, 2010 6:55 PM CST reply actions
BLAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
5 boards in 5 minutes.
He’s still getting dissed. Extended pine time even though he’s their most effective big man. Hmph!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:36 PM CST reply actions
Can anyone pass the ball to blair?
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobli
Not ’Reke, apparently.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Not Jennings. He’s too busy jacking.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
What did he do?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:46 PM CST up reply actions
Passed it to himself off the backboard and dunked it. He was all alone, but still really nice.
GTFOML!
by the little o on Feb 12, 2010 8:47 PM CST up reply actions
since he can’t get any passes, he passes it to himself
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.

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by Tim C. on Feb 12, 2010 8:47 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Hey smartypants. You going to share a link to this meme thing with us? Or are you going to BranReke EvNings us?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:58 PM CST up reply actions
I’d love to see Blair put up a 20-20 in this game in a W and win the MVP.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:49 PM CST reply actions
he can get the 20rbs, but nobody is passing to him
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobli
Only Manu ever passes to him. He’ll just have to get rebounds and put backs. I have faith in my man.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:56 PM CST up reply actions
is there any boxscore available?
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
hm. Speaking of sager’s shoes, I almost got these electric blue multi-strap faux reptile skin sandals once. But those were cute.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
That was actually most people’s reaction to those shoes.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
I’m surprised your stripper heels comment didn’t generate a flood of comments.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
They didn’t know how to approach that without incurring the wrath of the Hipuks.
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She’s your girl, you’re the lucky one. Well, sort of, on the one hand she has stripper heels, on the other, she likes cats.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
I fully reject the idea that my shoes might serve as some indicator of my potential behavior or personality. Anyone implying otherwise can dislodge my stripper heel from his ass.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Consider it done.
GIGGITY.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 11:03 PM CST up reply actions
Except for those with non-normative behavior patterns. They can dig it out of their spleens.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
OUCH.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 11:10 PM CST up reply actions
Jonny Flynn is the closest.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, I see Lawson is not playing.
GTFOML!
by the little o on Feb 12, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
Blair leads all players in rebounds
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
He’s doubled everybody else.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 8:57 PM CST up reply actions
oh god, i really hate cheryl miller….
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 8:59 PM CST reply actions
+100
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobli
i want demar in the contest…but i actually think eric gordon’s dunks were a bit better.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:05 PM CST reply actions
Say what you will about Cheryl Miller—she’s very tall.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
can we get her to walk near a ceiling fan?
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:14 PM CST up reply actions
HI
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:30 PM CST up reply actions
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, people!
We’re in SiMA’s house, watching the game. How’s Blair done so far?
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HEYYYYYY!!!!
Why’d you call? Hit me up on chat.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:33 PM CST up reply actions
ya know…i think nate robinson could have a career as a commentator. he’s been pretty good, better than dwight was.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:28 PM CST reply actions
WHAT? Seriously? He got cut?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:31 PM CST up reply actions
his only weakness, sharp objects.
GTFOML!
by the little o on Feb 12, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Blair’s going to be allowed to come back. Poor kid, he deserves this moment.
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they waived the rule because its an all-star game.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
Only 12 minutes left. GET…HIM…IN…THE…GAME.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
He called up the coach or announcers I believe, but it wasn’t concerning Blair getting stitches on his cut, he told them to tell Blair to stop shooting 3’s.
GTFOML!
by the little o on Feb 12, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
it does…yet its still about 100000000000 times better than the shoe its advertising.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:38 PM CST up reply actions
10 pts, 14 rebs, 4 assists. Just another day at the office for BLAAAAIIIRRRR
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
12. 8 and 6 to go. I say he makes it.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:41 PM CST up reply actions
6 and 5 to go.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:42 PM CST reply actions
blair hit a shot from outside the key???
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:43 PM CST reply actions
4 and 5
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:43 PM CST reply actions
Man, you so need to make a shirt with 37 on it. Nothing else.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:43 PM CST reply actions
http://www.nba.com/games/20100212/RKESPH/gameinfo.html
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
http://www.nba.com/games/20100212/RKESPH/gameinfo.html?ls=iref:nbahpt1
Going for the first even year championship!
Yes, see above.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
and below.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:47 PM CST up reply actions
I hope Dejuan takes Pau’s advice to heart and works on that left hand.
Man o’ man, I can’t wait for Second Year of BLAAAAIIIRR; it’s going to be forking oarsum.
...!!
Stupid Jerebko keeps taking DeJuan’s lolbounds away.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
5 minutes. 4 and 4 to go.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:51 PM CST reply actions
Next closest, IN THE GAME, 7-footer Brook Lopez with 7.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:53 PM CST up reply actions
18 will be had.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
Looks like they counted it as one in the box score.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:57 PM CST up reply actions
link?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:58 PM CST up reply actions
vote
http://www.nba.com/allstar2010/polls/rookie/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt1
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
20-20 bitches!
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Sorry, I just had to ban you for 2 weeks.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:01 PM CST up reply actions
20-20!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 9:59 PM CST reply actions
20 and 20. M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
M-V-P.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 9:59 PM CST reply actions
OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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That is a very awesome pic.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Vote Baby, Vote.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:00 PM CST reply actions
the next best rebounding total? 7. 7.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 10:01 PM CST reply actions
And his offensive rebounding totals STILL trump that.
...!!
by transgojobot on Feb 12, 2010 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
check out the PtR front page.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:02 PM CST up reply actions
http://www.nba.com/allstar2010/polls/rookie/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt1
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
I put the link on the home page. Go retweet it and stuff.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:02 PM CST reply actions
ok, i can’t vote. every time i try it just says “thanks for voting”. er…i didn’t pick anyone!
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 10:02 PM CST reply actions
You look drunk.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullshit.
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 10:05 PM CST reply actions
What did he do?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:07 PM CST up reply actions
Said he was going to share the MVP with Blair because he had “made the points, grabbed the rebounds”.
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onya reke. you’re ok.
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by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 10:06 PM CST reply actions
Evans? Seriously!!!
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:06 PM CST reply actions
Evans and Blair co-MVPs, only because Evans is a man. The NBA is a sham.
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I guess Blair’s handicap of being the 37th pick was too much to overcome.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:09 PM CST reply actions
This is bullshit of the highest order, anyway. Tyreke’s numbers can’t compare to Blair’s. Does no one cares about rebounds any more? BULL-SHIT.
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Hah. Probably going to bench him for shooting a three, too.
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These are so hilarious.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
That’s okay.
Just let DeJuan have… ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!
Haha. Yeah, I know it’s not happening.
...!!
Looking at the bright side.
As of know there are 29 GM smashing their heads against the wall
GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)
Well, well, well… now we know who to blame.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
I say we all go over there and give them a piece of our mind!
GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)
I saw we write a very very long letter expressing how disappointed we are.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
It has to go through committee first.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Forgot all that lets go to spurs talk level now im pissed!!!!!!!
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Nah, leave it alone. Most of the commenters over there agreed with ’Reke that Blair deserved it.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
The whole idea of an MVP with 6 guys deserving it is stupid.
Everybody’s numbers are inflated.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Fax me the rough draft for approval, I’ll proof read and fax it back to you.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
I say we all go over there and give them a piece of our mind!
Eff’ yeah!
First thing I’m going to do is ALLCAP how gracious and mature Tyreke Evans was in offering to share MVP honors w/ BLAAAAAIIR. That’ll show ’em.
...!!
by transgojobot on Feb 12, 2010 10:16 PM CST up reply actions
They should be ashamed of themselves. Their player has more class than they do if they voted for Tyreke.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
haha, you’re trying to make pookey comment here, aren’t you?
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Too late Tim.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You gotta be shitting me.
The rookie-sophomore game?
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Just saying that if you guys are going to talk about how much class he has for saying that he wants to share the trophy with Blair then it is obvious to even him it was a sham of a vote. Otherwise, why go on about how much class he has?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:18 PM CST up reply actions
Wait a minute here.
Are you saying All-Star weekend is a sham? I can’t believe you would say such blasphemy. < / whistling >
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You do remeber that Tmac and Iverson were going to be voted in almost right?
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Which proves my point perfectly.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
heh, sarcasmometers aren’t what they used to be.
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
Maybe I just don't understand the PtR crowd well enough Tim.
Clearly I’m lacking sophistication.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I hope were not offending you it is all just fun and games here.
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Offended?
Not a chance in hell.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Among other things. :) (see what I did there).
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:23 PM CST up reply actions
so your point is give retards the power to vote multiple times so the undeserving get in?
by jakob_taylor on Feb 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
If it was up to me they wouldn't play basketball for 4 days and leave me the hell alone.
All-Star weekend is so stupid.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
No. I’m saying you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for voting for Tyreke and then talking about how much class he has for doing what the people who voted for him couldn’t do.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions
Vote? What are you kidding me? I didn't vote. I could care less who won.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Then I guess I’m not talking about you. Why are you here anyway?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Curiosity I think.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ok. Just curious why you cared to tell us you don’t are about something you don’t want to watch.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:24 PM CST up reply actions
By the way, I’m just being a tool.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions
I don't care. LOL
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Wayne I try to save my outrage for something real.
Tim Duncan losing the MVP to Karl Malone was outrageous. Karl Malone beating out Michael Jordan for the MVP was outrageous.
But, really, all it proves is how pointless awards end up being. Karl Malone would have been a 1st ballot hall of famer at that point with or without 2 MVP’s to his credit.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh, I know. I could not careless about the MVP itself. Much less the Rookie/Soph MVP. I think it is weird for the people at StR to stack the vote for Reke and then claim he has class for righting their vote. I mean, it’s the rookie/soph game or it means something, but you have to pick one.
Plus, Blair had a fucking 22 point, 23 rebound game. Reke had 26 and 5.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:30 PM CST up reply actions
Well Wayne I agree with you there.
I think Reke has class anyway, but I’m not sure sharing that with Blair proved 1 way or the other. Having class is done through actions, and it’s a bit difficult for me to judge that watching through a crappy steam on the Web.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Why the hell wouldn’t they vote for their guy, regardless of the boxscore?
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Because he wasn’t the MVP?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:33 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever. I’d vote for Blair even if he shot one of the sophs.
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So you are supportive of the sham?
Hmmm, I’m seem to recall this:
This is bullshit of the highest order, anyway. Tyreke’s numbers can’t compare to Blair’s. Does no one cares about rebounds any more? BULL-SHIT.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
I’m a Spurs fan. I’m supposed to feel that way.
Since when did fans become calculators?
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Calculators? Calculators? You don’t need no stinking calculators to watch a game and know a player dominated it.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:51 PM CST up reply actions
OHHHHHHHHHHHH, I thought he said homoeroticism.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
Where’s your Vegas brother off to? He was here earlier.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
You summoned my lord?
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
You and Mr. Porn there should reload the page.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:44 PM CST up reply actions
And have a good weekend. But you need to change your avatar back. You guys look much better as a pair of cartoon characters.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! THANKS WAYNE!!!!
HI, MOM! I DID IT! I TOLD YOU I WOULD AMOUNT TO SOMETHING! AND YOU WANTED TO ABORT ME! JOKES ON YOU NOW!
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Mod powers activate! Take form of…Easily offended asshole! Go!
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
oh god, the day ptr jumped the shark…
free george hill!
by sleep research facility on Feb 12, 2010 10:50 PM CST up reply actions
You should use Wayne’s avatar for the weekend. That’ll give you some authority.
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Will everyone go running because the picture strikes fear?
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ex-actly.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
Crazy as it may seem that really is me.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:48 PM CST up reply actions
How much candy do you get on Halloween?
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
None
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:54 PM CST up reply actions
That's unfortunate. I thought you had a future career renting yourself out as a Halloween costume.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ha. I don’t do all-star weekend and I don’t do Halloween.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:57 PM CST up reply actions
I approve of this message.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It’s an array of L-Acoustics V-DOSC speakers.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:47 PM CST up reply actions
They basically revolutionized the way we hear the live music concert scene. All the cool acts use them, you know, John Tesh, Yo-Yo Ma, Yanni, Michael Bolton.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions
When did that become an insult? I wonder. Tools are very useful things. Our use of tools is what separates us from most animals.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
I like screwdrivers. They rock when the right mix of OJ & Vodka is applied.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
You shouldn't say that about your brethren.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I can barely stand them, they’re a bunch of easily amused alcoholics.
To serve man.
Gustatus similis pullus.
Now that's a philosophy I can believe in.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Come on coach, give them a break, this will probably be the highlight of their season.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
Heh. Highlight? Nope.
I could think of 10 games that would be a highlight of the season. It’s all marketing and hype.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
We are the Spurs. We support our players in every endeavor. We are the Spurs.
I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.
Go for it. Support them all you want.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I loved how Blair grabbed the rebound out of Jennings hands in the dying seconds of the game.
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
And you know the Bucks coaching staff held their breath at that very moment for fear that Jennings would miss the rest of the season due to BLAAAAAIIR dislocated arms.
...!!
by transgojobot on Feb 12, 2010 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
I thought he ripped them off. Not out of socket.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 10:22 PM CST up reply actions
I thought he ripped them off. Not out of socket.
There were children in the stands watching; BLAAAAIR puts children first.
...!!
by transgojobot on Feb 12, 2010 10:41 PM CST up reply actions
I totally got you your jobs back, Sin, Hipuks. You’re welcome.
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:::tear:::Th-th-thanks, L-L-D. You got me all choked up. I take back all the bad things I thought about you.
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
Same here LD, ooooooooooooooooooo wait…er…
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:53 PM CST up reply actions
Hipuks shunned me, I shunned you, Sin. What does that say about you?
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Pay it forward?
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 10:58 PM CST up reply actions
I just finished up here; is anyone gonna sum this thing up at some point?
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, really. Didn’t you see my Blair Got Dissed post?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 11:04 PM CST up reply actions
I might have breezed past it. I was kind of looking from some sort of concise yet accurate wrap up of act 2 of the game.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Um, on the front page girl.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
Well that’s why I asked. I’ve been on this damn page this whole time.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
It's there.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah, really. Didn’t you see my Blair Got Dissed post?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 11:15 PM CST up reply actions
I see. For some reason, wearing a Spurs uniform has rendered DeJuan invisible.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Damn. You changed your avatar too.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 11:22 PM CST up reply actions
Sureeeeeee.
Blame PtR’s degeneracy for your problems.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
What do you think this is, ESPN.com?
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by SinCitySpur on Feb 12, 2010 11:07 PM CST up reply actions
ESPN doesn't have that many smart people.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
it will be a sad day in the nba world when those 3 split up.
GTFOML!
by the little o on Feb 12, 2010 11:14 PM CST up reply actions
When does the figure skating start at the Olympics.? My wife wants to know, not me, no sir-ree-bob, the wife, cause you know that would be like totally weird.
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I don’t know, but I just saw a guy in the opening ceremony wearing a wolf pelt. PETA is going to be pissed.
To serve man.
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Again?
Aren’t they still planning a lawsuit against Manu?
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh boy. Here we go again.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Feb 12, 2010 11:23 PM CST up reply actions
Sorry. Couldn't help it.
No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
For Lauri, even though she might have seen it already:
KD is smitten with BLAAAIIIIRRRR
Don't compare RJ to Sean unless he's coming up clutch while playing with a failing kidney.
DB's Triple Double
I must admit I can not recall seeing this type of triple double though I am sure it has happened before a number of times.
DB’s triple double
Points – 22
Offensive Rebounds – 10
Defensive Rebounds – 13

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