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DTOUR: PtR Holiday Extrazaganza

So this week has been all about Manu Claus and the presents he's been giving to the basketball world.  Transgojobot was able to snap a photo of Manu Claus in his natural element.  And then Hirschof transcribed a folk song about the man for us.  This got me thinking about the abundant talents often showcased by our merry little band of Spurs fans.

So, let your creative juices flow and share with the community any Spurs-related Christmas (or Hanukkah or Kwanzaa or ...) anecdotes, photos, 'chops, songs, videos, etc.  Let you Spurs flag fly!  MSPaint submittals will be greatly appreciated (ahem, Hipuks).

Star-divide

And since this is a DTOUR, feel free to discuss the weather too.  :)

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That looks more girly than I thought it would. Oh well.

by Big50 on Dec 17, 2010 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with that?

Ninjas...damn.

by Queness on Dec 17, 2010 10:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Nothing, if you’re a girl.

by Big50 on Dec 17, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Outdated notions of gender characteristics.

Ninjas...damn.

by Queness on Dec 17, 2010 10:39 PM CST up reply actions  

I think it’s the little hearts that make it look girly. And the big heart. Other than that it’s really cool, good job dude.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 17, 2010 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I didn’t do that. I totally stole it from here. I thought it was cool so I posted it and then I realized how girly it was.

by Big50 on Dec 18, 2010 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh well I’m glad, because I was being sarcastic.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 18, 2010 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes. You certainly were.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 4:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I like it, but then I am a girl.

by Spurlady on Dec 18, 2010 3:15 PM CST up reply actions  

not spurs related, but meh…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQXn5ba0aT8

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by sleep research facility on Dec 17, 2010 10:15 PM CST reply actions  

At least it’s Manu-related;) And very cool – there’s good stuff on his website, too. Thanks for sharing!

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 17, 2010 11:18 PM CST up reply actions  

srf, I loved it, and Mrs JRW loved it even more. Thanks for posting.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 4:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I’ve been waiting for a DTour so that I could post this funny Maria Sharapova video for Google Search by Voice (on DemoSlam) again. Yay! :)

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 17, 2010 10:17 PM CST reply actions  

btw, be sure to choose her as the champ!

And…. I wonder how she feels about her fiancé all the way across the country in New Jersey?

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 17, 2010 10:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked hers, but the guys using a projection of Google Earth to mimic skydiving cracked me up beyond belief, and I chose them.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 4:18 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you still have the link?

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 18, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Why, yes. I still do.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Thank you chief!

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 19, 2010 12:37 AM CST up reply actions  

No problemo

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 21, 2010 10:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Also, I’m watching the Mavs completely take apart the Suns. Dallas is ahead by 24, just before the start of the 4th quarter.

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 17, 2010 10:23 PM CST reply actions  

well they are the best team in texas….

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by sleep research facility on Dec 17, 2010 10:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Not this;)

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 17, 2010 11:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Sarcasm or not, now you have to wash out your virtual mouth with soap.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 4:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I cannot expose my new night guard to direct sunlight. I think that’s weird.

Ninjas...damn.

by Queness on Dec 17, 2010 11:01 PM CST reply actions  

Does it sparkle like a vampire if you do?

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 17, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m not entirely sure what in hell would happen. Maybe it’s a gremlin kind of thing. If it hadn’t cost $300, I’d be tempted to find out.

Ninjas...damn.

by Queness on Dec 18, 2010 12:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Is it one of those semi-flexible ones? Mine is, and I love it.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 4:20 AM CST up reply actions  

No, it’s not flexible, it reminds me of a retainer.

Ninjas...damn.

by Queness on Dec 18, 2010 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

what is a night guard?

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 18, 2010 4:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Something to put on your top teeth to keep you from grinding your teeth at night.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

TMJ, baby!

Ninjas...damn.

by Queness on Dec 18, 2010 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Ahhh… I don’t think I do that.

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 19, 2010 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Since it happens while you’re asleep, you’d never know it if you did, unless your dentist said he saw signs of it.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 21, 2010 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Hey did anyone hear about the bacteria NASA discovered/ the Wikileaks thing/ Michael Vick wanting to adopt another dog/ the tax cut deal/ the weather?

Discuss.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 17, 2010 11:09 PM CST reply actions  

Heard about it but don’t wanna discuss (although the bacteria is rather intriguing;)

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 17, 2010 11:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I know that bacteria is a sensitive topic for you, and I will respect your wishes not to discuss it further.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 17, 2010 11:23 PM CST up reply actions  

I have not heard of said NASA bacteria. Inform me further please.

by NinjaRabbi on Dec 18, 2010 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I assume that you’re talking about the bacteria that NASA found (around Mono Lake, I believe) that they were able to grow in a medium with no phosphorus, or rather, a growth medium that had arsenic instead of phosphorus. (Phosphorus is considered to be one of the six necessary elements for life-as-we-know-it, but arsenic has somewhat similar chemical characteristics.) The idea, I believe, is that other forms of life outside of Earth might exist using arsenic instead of phosphorus as one of the building blocks.

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 18, 2010 1:31 AM CST up reply actions  

What he said.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 18, 2010 1:38 AM CST up reply actions  

Oh I heard they were going to announce something about extraterrestrial life like 2 thursdays ago. Must have been it. Very interesting.

by NinjaRabbi on Dec 18, 2010 1:42 AM CST up reply actions  

And that’s the reason there’s peer review in science.

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 18, 2010 2:07 AM CST up reply actions  

Peer review is indeed a wonderful thing and should be exercised early and often. Only good things can come from the use of peer review in all scientific endeavors.

Buddy review, on the other hand, is nothing like peer review at all and doesn’t prove a single thing. Isn’t that right, Professor Jones?

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 5:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Embarrassing.

I smell death... everywhere.

by LatinD on Dec 18, 2010 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

I did hear something about Vick wanted to get a dog (as a pet). Something about it being part of his recovery… is there now a 12-step program from being an inhumane jerk? Anyway, it kinda creeped me out that he wanted to do this; as I’ve mentioned before I have a cute and very sweet year-and-a-half-old puppy. She plays hard (very rough play-wrestling with bigger dogs) but doesn’t have a vicious bone in her body, and doesn’t know what to do when another dog bites at her for real. The thought of Vick getting a dog like her ─ or worse, a dog like the two who bit at her ─ makes me more than a little upset.

I don’t know the full story, but my cynical impression is that it’s more about rehabilitating his image more than rehabilitating himself. If he wants to show the public that he really loves dogs, I think he should get involved with helping dog rescue organizations and shelters instead of getting a pet.

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 19, 2010 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, I imagine that was part of the values he was raised with. Not that I know who Michael Vick is, beyond a vague idea of him being jailed for hosting dog fights or something like that.

I smell death... everywhere.

by LatinD on Dec 19, 2010 2:02 PM CST up reply actions  

If it was PR, like also believe, it turned out to be pretty crappy PR because there was a huge backlash against his comments.
With the way the Eagles won today though, I imagine people will be throwing him pitbull puppies from the stands. It doesn’t matter how much of a dick you are as long as you win.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 19, 2010 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, I didn’t say it was smart PR. And while I doubt that any dog rescue organization would trust him to provide a temporary home for their animals, it would be awesome if one did. If there were one, I’d pitch it as a reality show for the Animal Network (or Nat Geo, if Cesar Milan were willing to get involved).

They're not your pop's Spurs... they're Pop's Spurs 2.0!!!

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 19, 2010 10:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Hq!

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 17, 2010 11:31 PM CST reply actions  

Effin reply fail:(

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 17, 2010 11:32 PM CST up reply actions  

For all the nerds out there…I think. I got this from my brother-in-law and I don’t totally get it.

http://www.youtube.com/ninjaunboxing2

by Big50 on Dec 18, 2010 1:28 AM CST reply actions  

Awesome! Thank you for sharing.

by TD21 on Dec 18, 2010 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

FYI. Electronic Arts is having a sale on all their games for iPhones and iPads. They’re $.99 instead of $5 or whatever they normally are.

by Big50 on Dec 18, 2010 1:32 AM CST reply actions  

I don’t have either an iPhone or an iPad but the EA deal is nice. NBA 2011 is available, as is Dragon’s Lair. I wonder, should I try to find an iPhone emulator for Windows just so I can play those games? :D

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 18, 2010 2:22 AM CST up reply actions  

I got Mass Effect 2 for 10 bucks shipping included. Amazon is the best thing in the world.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 18, 2010 2:28 AM CST up reply actions  

that’s a good deal. I couldn’t find part one for under 20.

by Cedarpark on Dec 18, 2010 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

Saw the part 3 trailer? It’s badass. If games ever look like that, I’m going to stop bothering with the real world.

I smell death... everywhere.

by LatinD on Dec 18, 2010 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

Umm… this should be rec’d.

"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s what happens while you wait for moments that will never come." - Lester Freamon, The Wire

by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2010 4:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Damn, looks like you have some influence.

I did a lot of soul searching. I didn't find anything.

by Hipuks on Dec 18, 2010 4:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Dude, he practically runs this place now. =]

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I like the JV jazz-hands.

[ "Duncan, the Spurs' 34-year-old captain, was aghast when Splitter told him he used to watch him as a kid."]

"I didn't enjoy that at all," Duncan said

by alamobro on Dec 18, 2010 5:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for that, jrw.

by 4Him on Dec 18, 2010 5:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Love it:) Happy holz, all! GSG!!!!!

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 18, 2010 9:06 AM CST up reply actions  

That is really cool!

by Big50 on Dec 18, 2010 10:22 AM CST up reply actions  

That was neat, thanks for sharing.

by Spurlady on Dec 18, 2010 6:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Flash Mob strikes again (this time in Food Court)!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXh7JR9oKVE

by 4Him on Dec 18, 2010 5:24 AM CST reply actions  

Friday if I were put in the place of the character Chuck Noland, in 2000’s film, Cast Away.

I’m not sure I could operate the life-raft, therefore it would be questionable that I could make it the shore intact at all. Also, when the plane’s engine exploded I most likely would have fainted while trying to open the emergency raft. If the emergency raft did not have some type of water-proof instruction manual, or if I didn’t have access to a phone line and the 1-800 number for the life raft company—and not even that particular company, I believe that any customer service rep from any of the big three raft companies would help in suck circumstances. If I got the reception. If I did not have a cell phone that was still dry, I would drown and be eaten by plankton over a decade’s time.

On the shore line there would be much crying and pounding of the sand by balled up fists and toes. Possibly I would collect my tears in a leaf to save for drinking water at some later date—and then I would realize that tears are basically the same salt content of the ocean. He would be surrounded by an ocean of tears. Who’s tears? I’m not sure, maybe all the fish who have ever existed.

I’m allergic to seafood so I’d of gotten hungry toot-sweet. It gives me hives and cross-eyedness. And how inconvenient it would be that the first time in my life I’d actually throw in with cannibalism there would be no one within a delicious arm’s length.

Instead of a Wilson that I had created to pass away the years on the island, I would have created a small society of tree-men made of twigs and locks of my own body hair to populate a good mile radius. These twig-hair people would have their own economy and their own god who they were always trying to sacrifice me to. Before history judges them too harshly it should be known that my part in the hierarchy is basically a monster who comes in just before dawn to snatch up their twig children and snap them on my knee. I deserve to die. It keeps me going.

Truth be told, I would have never made it off over the island to have my magical whale moment. When the quarter section of that port-a-potty floated in that fateful day, I only set it up to create an actually island themed port a potty (I always felt like the twig people are watching me).

by Cedarpark on Dec 18, 2010 10:38 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

There’s a collection of short stories in Showtime’s YouTube channel that’s worth watching. They’re all good, but here are some that you should watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CWOebTREVU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhnYipRAp3M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2j4qa0kh9I

I smell death... everywhere.

by LatinD on Dec 18, 2010 10:53 AM CST reply actions  

All very creative! The fish was my fave, the fingers freaked me out a bit, and the noir one was like an acid flashback;)

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Dec 18, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Another Olly Moss favorite:

I smell death... everywhere.

by LatinD on Dec 18, 2010 12:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Also.

I smell death... everywhere.

by LatinD on Dec 18, 2010 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Stunning indeed.

"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s what happens while you wait for moments that will never come." - Lester Freamon, The Wire

by silverandblack_davis on Dec 18, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

I love this SO MUCH. Thanks for passing this along, LD.

Enjoying the trip to # 172 as much as humanly possible

by J.R. Wilco on Dec 18, 2010 6:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Spirit of Saul Bass is strong in these two.

↓↘→ ↓↘→ ↓↘→ + P

by transgojobot on Dec 19, 2010 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

I don’t watch sports news (or much news on the TV at all), so I completely missed the Metrodome roof collapse. Have you seen this? It’s pretty wild. The noise must have been incredible.

Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.

Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.

by freshtunarightofftheboat on Dec 18, 2010 4:45 PM CST reply actions  

Hate the Mavs, love Doc Funk.

Free Tiago Splitter!

by Tim C. on Dec 20, 2010 11:52 PM CST reply actions  

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