Game #10 Preview: Bulls @ Spurs - Spurs on Facebook Returns

So there are a lot of good movies out, with Stampler already mentioning some of them in his last recap. I haven't watched any of them, but I do plan to see Due Date, at the very least, and then Easy A, just because my current flame Emma Stone told me to. There is one movie that just concluded its run in most theaters, and it's the last movie I've watched so far: The Social Network (97!!! on RT, 95!!! on Metacritic). To be honest, I enjoyed it. It might be a little bit over-the-top and sensationalized, but heck, that Zuckerberg fellow is richer than the rest of us so he probably deserves to look geekier than he is in real life.
What does this have to do with the Bulls and the Spurs matchup tonight? Absolutely nothing. So before we forget about that movie chronicling a young snotty billionaire's not-exactly-humble beginnings, I do have a few Facebook screenshots in his honor, and then surprise, surprise... an actual preview. I don't exactly feel good about facing the Bulls. I've always felt they were a bad matchup, but what the heck. Let's jump this.
I've missed out on all the BABA game thread fun the last few days because of a couple of things. One, it was the weekend when my buddies and I held a bachelor's "weekend", instead of the usual party, to celebrate the first member who'll get married in our high school class. We went out of town in this one, and while these bachelor thingies are supposed to contain a lot of adult fun, I entered the trip a little pessimistic. My friend's wife-to-be issued us an order that she's having none of that stuff similar to those legendary stories told in movies such as The Hangover, so everyone was pretty much expecting a sausage-fest weekend filled with a thousand awkward moments between thirteen guys that I can probably make a Razzies-nominated film out of.
However, you just don't put guys together in one villa, miles away from the capital, in the country's port city where Americans and their bases used to hang out, and expect them to oh bee-have themselves, right? So just to make a long story short and wholesome, a friend was showing the groom-to-be some of the photos that we've taken so far during the trip. It started with pictures of us drinking, playing poker, drinking, playing Rock Band, drinking some more, and then a sudden time warp to us watching the Pacquiao-Margarito fight the following morning (Sunday in Manila). Where were the pictures from that Saturday night, the one where the fun supposedly happened? Exactly.
Visual representation of the past weekend's festivities.
via ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com
The second thing, as already mentioned earlier, was the PacMan fight. Sure, almost nobody cares about boxing nowadays, but just like the other furriners here whose worlds stop when an event to showcase national pride is happening, I had that sense of duty to drop everything and watch one of the greatest athletes of our time. Now that all the punching's over and Pac goes back to his political life, I'm ready to tune him out and move back to basketball, thank you.
While poring over the photos, have some old school music with a new twist. Because everyone needs to appreciate the past.
Or if you want something else, here's an awesome band with a song to make Pop proud.
Let me give you a little bit of a peek at how I come up with crazy ideas for previews. I'm in the second year of a three-year Master's degree course, and this year is so far the worst in terms of classes. All but one of the subjects I've attended or currently attending are incredibly boring, and I have to sit through each three-hour subject, with a schedule of 6-9 pm, waiting to see if that "press button to eject self" scrawled/vandalized on my desk (not me, I'm innocent) will actually result into what it says.
Anyway, what I usually do to stay awake is to take notes, even if I couldn't understand a damn thing about the lessons when the teacher is talking to the blackboard for three hours. But the worst instructors are so bad, you couldn't take any notes at all. So what I do is scribble on my notebook for the entire period -- sometimes I trace logos of the notebook's brand, re-invent my signature, diagram different variations of the triangle offense (kidding, of course.. or not), draw my classmates, or write down stupid ideas for PtR. There. If ever you feel you've had enough of these hack jobs, you're welcome to call my professors and tell them to stop being boring so that I can be a little bit more productive.
I made one of these for a game against the Warriors. I kind of intended to resurrect it when we play the T-Wolves, but caved in (i.e. ran out of ideas) and made it early. Anyway, let's get to Facebook-ing.
You talkin' 'bout practice? -- Allen Iverson

Of contract extensions and passing the ball.
The value of minding your own business, as demonstrated by Rage.
Look who's talking.
The quest for pulling off something similar to the great Pau Gasol theft.
I could've made a couple more, but I gotta study. Riiiiiiight.
Pardon me if I've messed up the table below, I'm no good at html or whatever it is you kids call it nowadays.
Lastly before you go to the actual preview, make sure to Like PtR's Facebook page, if you haven't already. Now, GO!
Chicago Bulls @ San Antonio Spurs Where: AT&T Center, San Antonio, Texas When: 11/17/2010, 8:30PM Spurs Time - Timezone Converter Watch: ESPN (Woo!), FSSW
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PG: If only Tony Parker wasn't playing so well, I would've easily given D-Rose the advantage here. Rose, like Frenchie McWonderbutt, is also having a career year in assists, averaging 9.5 this season after recording about 6 assists per game in his career. Hmm... I wonder what's up with all these wanting to rack up assists among PGs. But as long as Tony passes the ball to Manu, I'm not complaining.
SG: Hello, Bogeyman. Nice to see you again. Prepare to be destroyed by His Manuness. He will show no mercy even to past teammates.
SF: Am I on the RJ doubt-wagon, still, by putting the edge on Deng? I might be, but I think I have very good reasons to respect The Luol. Deng's had a 40-point game already this season, and seems to have developed a reliable three-point shot, just like our own Rage 2.0 Plus, Deng's a master at the midrange jumper, something which has been a weakness in the Spurs defense the past couple of seasons. Hopefully the coaching staff can make the necessary adjustments, and that RJ can again do a decent job on defending Luol.
PF: Timmy's been on cruise control the last three or four games, but he'll face a stiff challenge with the big men of Chicago. Let's see if he's been playing possum all this time. Taj Gibson is a pretty effective big man - can rebound, block shots, defend and score some - makes me wish that we should've drafted this guy.
C: Jo Noah is ugleh with a meh, but he always kills our bigs with his energy and hustle. I think in the 2 losses the Spurs had a season ago, he and Rose really made the difference.
Bench
With the Booze-man still out, the Bulls' bench looks considerably weaker compared to ours. Still, they have some deadly long ball specialists in Korver and Watson, while Brewer, back in his Jazz days, have always played well against the Spurs. After that, Chicago is pretty thin upfront with Turkish newbie Omer Asik and Bonner Mirror Image Brian Scalabrine bannering the subs. Ex-Spur Kurt Thomas is also there but more than his crazy eye, his declining skills due to age isn't something I'm worried about.
Coaching
Tom Thumb-odeau was a really good defensive coach back when he was with the Celtics, and I expect him to do his thing with the Bulls as the season progresses. I just hope he hasn't seen or studied enough of our new guys yet to develop a plan to effectively contain the new B.A.M. And of course, he can't contain Manu. No one can.
As for Pop, he has more rings than Thib and has been so far "sensible" with his lineups and rotations that has the team off to a flying start, so no doubt who gets the spur here.
Intangibles
The Bulls have surrounded Rose with guys who will hustle their behinds on both ends of the floor, and they always seem to get the breaks. If the Spurs can't match the energy of this young team, expect a long night.
Mojo
Is there such a thing as revenge mojo? So far the Bulls have had our number, so we need to continue the Payback Caravan.
Prediction
It's good that we've taken care of the scrub teams to cushion our 2nd home loss of the season. Yeah, I haven't drank the Kool-Aid... not just yet (although I'd like Tim C.'s and CapHill's spiked version if I do finally drink it).
Other Reading
Spurs
48 Minutes of Hell - You know the drill. Best analysis on the Spurs-o-net.
Project Spurs - Lots of good content by a strong team of bloggers.
Bulls
Blog A Bull (SB Nation) - Pretty active SBN blog impressively managed by one guy. Whoa.
Random Stuff
Dance Moves Can Reveal Your Personality - Hmm. I'm not sure.
More Chuck & Beans goodness - It's a Zombie World out there.
The proper way to make hay using a sucker punch.

Following Along
TV
Holy cow this is on ESPN! Also, check out Fox Sports Southwest, NBA League Pass
Radio
WOAI 1200AM; Audio League Pass[streaming]
Online
As always, NBA league pass is recommended for those who are willing to pony up the cash. Almost every Spurs game will be broadcast there, which is especially helpful for those of us who aren't in the San Antonio area.
Please don't post links to illegal game feeds in the game thread. Links to illegal feeds are not permitted on SBNation, but you can probably find them out there on the internets if you're resourceful and desperate. You can also shoot an email to poundingtherockmail@yahoo.com(IMPORTANT: Please include your PtR username in the email for reference) for further assistance.
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waiting to see if that “press button to eject self” scrawled/vandalized on my desk (not me, I’m innocent) will actually result into what it says.
LOL, that’s a classic.
Great preview btw. Those facebook posts are legendary.
Yo, I’m 6-11, but I just want to dribble through my legs and shoot jumpshots like a guard. - Marc Blucas on Tim Duncan
Ten people. Unlimited wine. It’s going to be dangerous. It’s going to be scandalous. It’s going to be epic.
Excellent work.
"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Nov 17, 2010 7:13 AM CST reply actions
Excellent preview Davis.. I think i’ve already heard that place Villa Fontana, is it cool there?
by vimce_dg on Nov 17, 2010 7:39 AM CST via mobile reply actions
The Facebook pics are hilarious. Neal and RJ were the best!
Also, check the forum from our FB page.
"Sometimes the Spurs make you play ugly. That's just the way they are." - Gary Bender
genius work
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 17, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
Luckily, the Bulls just edged out a 3 point win in Houston, while we had 2 days of rest. Entertaining preview, as always, and . . .
GO SPURS GO!
"I like the fact that he’s a man." – Hubie Brown on DeJuan Blair
by Manu ex Machina on Nov 17, 2010 8:07 AM CST reply actions
Pure talent davis!…. you are a very creative man, thanks for the early morning GOL!
by spursfan_needs_counseling on Nov 17, 2010 8:40 AM CST reply actions
Fuck it, Spurs by 60
"He was just a young skinny guy who looked like a winner. We didn’t know he was going to be as good as he is."
—Popovich on Manu Ginobili
by spursfan87 on Nov 17, 2010 8:43 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
oh? is that another rec for you?
yes. yes it is.
Rim Rockin' Red Rocket -silverandblack_davis
by SpursfanSteve on Nov 17, 2010 12:03 PM CST up reply actions
A couple of things that might help those boring a$$ classes
1. If you have one, bring a laptop
2. If you know some, talk to some hippies
Nice preview
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
But whatever you do, don’t drink a beer before class – that’s how i got kicked out of my philosophy class
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 17, 2010 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
I don’t know – depends on how you like it, and even more importantly, how it likes you
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 17, 2010 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
My whiskey drink of choice is a “Whiskey press”.
Its half seltzer water, half seven up on rocks, with whiskey of course. (Preferably Crown Royal or Makers Mark)
Straight seven up usually makes the drink too sweet, the effect is exaggerated when the soda comes from the bars concentrated soda tap, so the half seltzer levels it out. Its just a nice, crisp, clean drink.
[ "Duncan, the Spurs' 34-year-old captain, was aghast when Splitter told him he used to watch him as a kid."]
"I didn't enjoy that at all," Duncan said
We shoot about six more freethrows on average against opponents than they do. This should mean that we will have the advantage here. This also means they foul more – giving us a possibility for more + 1 plays.
They shoot about 1% better on FG than we do against opponents.
They are a little more loose with the ball (Turn Overs) than we are but not by much.
We both out rebound our opponents on the offensive glass but we have a slight advantage here.
We are the best three point shooting team in the league. We have them by almost 10%. And although our opponent’s 3-point% ranks in the top three, we also don’t allow very many of them (tied for 27th)
Their at the rim defense is much better than ours. This is unfortunate because we both like to shoot here. Our defensive strength is shots less than 10 feet – we like to shoot here, they don’t. They are middle of the pack in their 3-ball % and on the lower end on attempts here. This is where we will win the game.
It’s going to take some good inside defense from Timmy, Blair, Splitter and SAM and then do what we do on offense, kill the three ball, and drive, drive, drive the lane for some freebies + 1s.
Spurs by 4.
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
Well well, if it isnt “Doomsday” Gilmore. =)
[ "Duncan, the Spurs' 34-year-old captain, was aghast when Splitter told him he used to watch him as a kid."]
"I didn't enjoy that at all," Duncan said
I know, I know. I had to crawl out of my swampy dungeon to get some sunlight before I typed this up
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 17, 2010 10:26 AM CST up reply actions
aydol, pre.
but I disagree on giving Ulol Deng the only advantage at the 3.
Rage 2.0 had a great d on Durant so why doubting him on Deng?
Heh, haven’t ridden the RJ2.0 bandwagon completely yet… we’ll see after this game.
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s what happens while you wait for moments that will never come." - Lester Freamon, The Wire
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 17, 2010 5:46 PM CST up reply actions
It seems like Gee did not get the memo that he has been waived. He is attending shooting practice!
"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG
I find that highly amusing
"The A-Train deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Nov 17, 2010 10:27 AM CST up reply actions
WOOT! This is on ESPN3 on xbox live….cant wait to see it. Man i love that the spurs are on a roll so far. LETS DO THIS!
SPURS by 50
"Dear prescription drug commercial,
It's nice to know that even though I have genital herpes, I can still go fishing.
Sincerely, thanks for giving me peace of mind."
by Cello the great on Nov 17, 2010 10:43 AM CST reply actions
Giving the other team the “winner” spur?

Biggest coach Pop/Tiago Splitter homer on the internet™
by Josh Guyer (completely deck) on Nov 17, 2010 10:46 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
i like this.
Rim Rockin' Red Rocket -silverandblack_davis
by SpursfanSteve on Nov 17, 2010 12:05 PM CST up reply actions
My reaction to this post

"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"- Dirty Harry
Thanks, peeps. That Tony-Eva divorce thing could’ve been used, but it’s just wrong anyway.
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s what happens while you wait for moments that will never come." - Lester Freamon, The Wire
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 17, 2010 5:46 PM CST reply actions
You will have to show me how to make my own mock facebook messages. These are hilarious.
[ "Duncan, the Spurs' 34-year-old captain, was aghast when Splitter told him he used to watch him as a kid."]
"I didn't enjoy that at all," Duncan said
I’m actually curious, too. Is there an online template somewhere?
by DrumsInTheDeep on Nov 17, 2010 5:50 PM CST up reply actions
I wish there was, it would’ve made life much easier. But they were done using screenshots and some average joe ’chopping.
"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s what happens while you wait for moments that will never come." - Lester Freamon, The Wire
by silverandblack_davis on Nov 17, 2010 5:53 PM CST up reply actions
Loved your fake FB pics! Hilarious.
On matchups…. Rose had an epic game vs. Houston last night, but I think TP will work hard to have the kind of game tonight that will let him blow off questions about Eva (and other rumors) in the post-game interviews. “I’m focused on playing basketball. See… I had a great game tonight.”
Battier pretty much contained Deng to 6-21 shooting, so Luol has extra motivation to play well tonight. We’ll get to see whether RJ 2.0’s D is as a good as Shane’s.
Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.
Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.
by freshtunarightofftheboat on Nov 17, 2010 6:16 PM CST reply actions
The preview for this game over at BlogABull is interesting… I think the writer knows our Spurs as little as I know his Bulls. He refers to our team as a bunch of old guys and questions whether we can maintain our scoring pace; basically, it seems that he expects a ‘snoozefest’ of a game. (To his credit, he knows we have a strong bench, and frets that theirs could dig them into a big hole.)
If his knowledge level is typical of the NBA fan universe (excluding PtR’rs, of course), we could surprise a lot of people this year. :)
Hey, if posting a sharp, insightful, yet non-sarcastic comment were that easy, even olf would do it.
Mike Monroe: ...the uninformed presume Parker is expendable.
by freshtunarightofftheboat on Nov 17, 2010 7:38 PM CST reply actions
Lol, it didn’t take long to get a laugh,about two paragraphs into it, the author states "The spurs have been scoring a relatively high amount of points lately, mainly due to an overtime game against Houston"
Someone should tell him that the Spurs are relatively second in the league in scoring, lol. I guess the guy who keeps up on stats was out sick tonight.
[ "Duncan, the Spurs' 34-year-old captain, was aghast when Splitter told him he used to watch him as a kid."]
"I didn't enjoy that at all," Duncan said
Excellent work, davis! I laughed, I cried, I wet my pants.
I never take the high road, but I tell other people to, that way there is more room for me on the low road.
I know a 4-yr old who could help you with that potty-training issue.
With all due respect, gentlemen, we're not as crazy as she is.

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