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Blair lollerskates Spurs to a win.


It was a tough, hard fought game against OKC, but in the end we prevailed like older brothers prevail against younger, more annoying little brothers and their stupid announcers.

Also, Blair sort of had a good game. Join me after the jump unless you have plantar fasciitis.

 

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First Quarter:

I missed about half of the first quarter because I had to take my dog on a walk. More like a run really, I go on my bike and he has to run otherwise I will beat the living crap out of him. It's good exercise for him.

Anyway, when I joined the Spurs were up by double digits and everyone kept mentioning Blair. Apparently he was dominating OKC like he dominates the nature of reality itself. He was 7-9 in this quarter and had 16 points.Tony kicked some serious ass in this quarter. I think, maybe.

Spurs 38-18 Thunder

Everyone was feeling good about the game and atmosphere was jovial.

 

Second Quarter:

Things didn't go so smooth here. I think we were up 19 at one point, they managed to get the lead down to something like 5 after going on a 18-4 run that I just read about on Yahoo sports. The Spurs managed to answer back and stretch the lead to double digits again, before some Thunder player hit a 3 to end the first half, and was rewarded by his coach with a change of diapers and a warm bottle of milk.

Halftime: Awesome sea slug that can produce chlorophyll.

Third Quarter:

Didn't happen.

Fourth Quarter:

The game was pretty tight throughout the fourth quarter. We were up by 8 with 4 minutes to go when we had a pretty bad meltdown and OKC went on a 8-0 run to tie up the score. Parker hit a crucial jumper to put the Spurs up by 2, but Westbrook answered and the game was tied once again. We had the final shot and let met just say it ended with Dice taking a three. Overtime.

I should also mention that by this time the atmosphere had turned pretty nasty and things were said against OKC that we wish we could take back but not really. Needless to say, living in Oklahoma is punishment enough for these kids.

Overtizzle:

Also pretty tight, we could not buy a bucket to save our lives but we got to the foul line and that's what kept us in the game. And BLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRR of course. But then he fouled out.

As Dice had previously misses a freebie, we were up by one when an awesome sequence of events was about to be unleashed.

Up to this point, Manu had gone scoreless in regulation and had only had two points in overtime. He had the ball when something or another happened and the pass bounced off Dice going out of bounds. Oh I'm sorry, did I say going out of bounds? I meant GINOBILI FUCKING FLEW OUT OF BOUNDS, BEING COMPLETELY HORIZONTAL TO THE FLOOR THEN GRABBED THE BALL WITH BOTH HANDS AND THREW THE BALL INSIDE TO HILL WHO THEN PASSED IT TO RAGE WHO THEN COMMITTED (HA!) TO A JUMPER THAT WENT IN, PUTTING US UP BY ONE.

FANGIO!

Westbrook, worried about completing Pokemon silver on his Nintendo DS, missed the last jumper of the game. Spurs win 109-108, everyone's nipples are calm once again.

I'm not happy that once again we squandered a big lead and had to fight back to win it. But we were without Duncan and with Ginobili shooting bricks, and with Mace and Rage not shooting that well. It was a win where the team had to overcome adversity and instead of folding like a really cool Origami folding thingie, we pulled through and came up with a win, and all of this without our leader on the court against a team that has had our number.

Hopefully this is a sign of things to come. Not the squandering big leads, the overcoming adversity part.

Your 4 Stars:

DeJuan BLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRR!: 31 minutes, 11-17 shooting, 10 offensive rebounds and 21 rebounds in total, 2 steal and 2 blocks, 28 points in total. Also 6 fouls. Without him we wouldn't have won, that's all that needs to be said.

Tony Parker: 12-24 shooting, 8 assists and 4 TO's, 28 points. The Frenchman dominated at times, and although his jumper wasn't falling towards the end, he hit a crucial basket that gave the Spurs the lead and would eventually allow us to go to overtime.

PSR J1846-0258: Cool neutron star that acts like a magnetar. 884 years old.

Manu: Just because of that crazy ass save.

 

Next up, the Bobcats. Get your Dogos ready.

 

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Well done, Hipuks. Well fucking done. Recc’d to Blair’s lolbounds.

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 14, 2010 12:38 AM CST reply actions  

Liked this too. I’ll rec it, to make sure it doesn’t get lost in the sea of four comments.

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

five

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

six

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

oh forget it.

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Next time, stop at five.

You know why.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 1:20 AM CST up reply actions  

Shit I forgot. I hope I can still be forgiven.

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 1:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Readily and without condition.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 1:36 AM CST up reply actions  

JRW, one forgiving guy…

by Big50 on Jan 14, 2010 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Well what the hell have you been teaching him? Defense? How not to foul? Nothing! =]

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 1:17 AM CST up reply actions  

Nice recap Hipuks, I’m so glad that third quarter didn’t happen.

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 12:44 AM CST reply actions  

Gotta love Manu’s Tweet after the game: " I wanna play OKC again soon. Percentages r w/me. 0/18 in 2 games! " I have a feeling he was smiling a bit when he wrote it. Richard Oliver had a nice Tweet about Manu as well: “I find myself savoring every night I get to watch Manu. Not sure we’ll see another like him for some time.” Come on, RC – get that contract signed!

by janieannie on Jan 14, 2010 12:51 AM CST reply actions  

who’s Richard Oliver?

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 1:15 AM CST up reply actions  

I think that question was asked a few posts ago… i’ll look for it.

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 14, 2010 2:25 AM CST up reply actions  

thanks davis.

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 2:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Oliver is a Sports writer for SA newspaper and commentator on Fox SW.

by janieannie on Jan 14, 2010 5:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Dammit, Hipuks! I have tears in my eyes from laughing! Hilarious.

"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50

by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST reply actions  

GOL all over the place.

I thought their announcers were pretty good though. They were singing The Spurs and especially Blair all kinds of praise.

"I will five all over this blog." - JRW

by Manuwar on Jan 14, 2010 1:22 AM CST reply actions  

Hipuks. In honor of your otstanding recap, I’ve written a poem. Hope you enjoy.

Fish are cool
So are you
Lakers drool
Yucky stew
Go Spurs.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 1:38 AM CST reply actions  

Nice. But next time, shorten it to a haiku. In fact, we should start saying everything in haiku, just for the hell of it.

Spurs beat the Thunder
Blair lurks in their worst nightmares
Waiting to be fed

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 14, 2010 1:46 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Haiku are awesome, but I’m all haiku’d out. I never should have promised myself to do the entire Lexicon in haiku. It’s killing me, but a commitment is a commitment. Something that Rage understands.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 1:54 AM CST up reply actions  

I didn’t know you were doing the Lexicon in haiku. Are you nuts? No wonder it’s taking you so long. Crazy, right-brainer.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 14, 2010 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

All haiku? Not really. That would indeed be nuts.

But your reaction is precisely what I was going for when I posted that.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Thunder rolls, stronger
a steadfast Hero rises
Winter crowns a Beast

"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html

by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 AM CST up reply actions   2 recs

That last line is . . .

really fucking good.

Seriously.

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Jan 14, 2010 2:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Now, Artis, that actually IS a haiku, which is more than just syllabic verse.

Well done.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Wow, a poem. I’m honored.
By the way, my camera fix backfired horribly, it won’t auto focus anymore so I have to do it manually. Still, later I will post some shots of the places I went to during my mini vacation.

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Hipuks, that’s horrible. I’m sorry to hear it.

Looking forward to seeing your pics.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 18, 2010 12:20 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL!

This is just so fuckin’ hilarious! Can’t wait for your next recap… =]

Bring it on!!!

by cryoscourge on Jan 14, 2010 2:43 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah…about that…

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2010 12:50 AM CST up reply actions  

this is probably what’s going on Pop’s mind before and after the game:

Pop: I’m gonna show these PtR people that small ball is the second greatest thing that happened in basketball after Tim Duncan, so I’m gonna bench him

4 quarters and an OT later……….

Pop: SMALL BALL FTW!!!!! IN YOUR FACE PTR!

If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.

by TDzilla! on Jan 14, 2010 3:35 AM CST reply actions  

That FANGIO! part made me pee my pants.

by DAF86 on Jan 14, 2010 5:52 AM CST reply actions  

everyone’s nipples are calm once again.

exquisite

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Jan 14, 2010 6:43 AM CST reply actions  

Manu’s play is not even in the top 10. Shame Stern !

by biolb on Jan 14, 2010 6:59 AM CST reply actions  

You need to do this more often.

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jan 14, 2010 8:02 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah…about that…

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions  

In the highlights they said the Manu play should have been a TO. Anybody agree?

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jan 14, 2010 8:03 AM CST reply actions  

Sean Elliott did.

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Jan 14, 2010 8:17 AM CST up reply actions  

supposedly touched McDyess so it wasn’t a pass to himself……

"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html

by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 AM CST up reply actions  

i think the refs were in such freakin’ awe that they didn’t dare stop the play

"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html

by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 AM CST up reply actions  

At first they thought it was a turnover because they thought nobody else had touched the ball, but the slow mo replay showed that it had gone off McDyess’s back. Manu did not touch the floor before releasing the ball so there was no turnover. If the ball hadn’t hit Dice, then it would have been a pass to himself and a turnover.

by Spurlady on Jan 14, 2010 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Whoops; dropped a letter there.

"...and programmed to save the day!"

by transgojobot on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Bringin’ it lately, transgojo. Awesome.

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

Brillian.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 14, 2010 9:16 AM CST up reply actions  

AUTSTANDING!

I am still trying to remember who scored for us in the second half :O

by LionZion on Jan 14, 2010 9:03 AM CST reply actions  

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It was a win where the team had to overcome adversity and instead of folding like a really cool Origami folding thingie

You have a knack for similes like Blair has a knack for rebounds (AND FOR BEING EFFING AWESOME!!)

Hilarious recap Hipuks. I always love your comics. Sums up exactly how I feel every time.

And the Manu play was UNBELIEVABLE. When that shot went in I cried out with joy, obnoxiously pumping my fists. Those moments are what make being a fan worth it. That and CHAMPIONSHIPS. Can I get a “ONE FOR THE THUMB!”

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." -Willy Wonka

by Rich Town on Jan 14, 2010 9:22 AM CST reply actions  

mmmm....B+I = ?

Since last couple of Dr.P’s experiments have been a huge success…I was thinking…

How about mixing the ingredients together and get some BLAIRIAN™ formula on the court and BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
umm…see what happens.

by spursfan_needs_counseling on Jan 14, 2010 9:37 AM CST reply actions  

We’ll take it under consideration.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 14, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

any idea why Mahinmi was DNP?

"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html

by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 AM CST reply actions  

my guess is that the game was too close

by BlaseE on Jan 14, 2010 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

we didn’t see the Ma Hais either

by BlaseE on Jan 14, 2010 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

this recap is fucking amazing!

"There are two things in life that should never go together.....those two things are cheese and herpes..." - Santa Claus

by Cello the great on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 AM CST reply actions  

I wasn’t sure I’d live to see another birthday when RJ’s shot went in @ the buzzerds! And TP9 for 3×3? Amazine! Thanking my lucky SPURS!

Honestly. You kids today, with your hippity-hop music and your Twiddle. - Lauri

by p2cat on Jan 14, 2010 9:44 AM CST reply actions  

DEJAUN BLAIR IS DA BESST BEAST OUT THERE!!!

by Soweid9 on Jan 14, 2010 9:55 AM CST reply actions  

3rd Quarter

Vanished…which leads me to ask…how did they get to the 4th? Oh well. Great recap! Solid win with TD on the bench and most guys having a tough game. Parker was big, which is what this team needs. Blair….any teams wishing they hadn’t passed on him?

by Big50 on Jan 14, 2010 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

You can’t play silver version on the ds!

AKA: Linix129

by sw12 on Jan 14, 2010 10:20 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

+1

"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html

by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 10:45 AM CST up reply actions  

Shut up.

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

great recap aquaman

still freaking out over the manu play.

as others have said previously and i must echo now:

FANGIO!

BBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

great quote by pop about Blair too. otstanding win.

by bones on Jan 14, 2010 12:45 PM CST reply actions  

when I first read the quote I thought they were talking about Manu and how he can fly…

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jan 14, 2010 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Very nice job, H. You should definitely do this more often!

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 14, 2010 12:47 PM CST reply actions  

Definitely. Just look at all those recs.

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 14, 2010 12:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah…about that…

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2010 12:52 AM CST up reply actions  

Holy Sh*t that was an exciting game.

by JaySo on Jan 14, 2010 1:02 PM CST reply actions  

especially when the 3rd quarter didn’t happen

by BlaseE on Jan 14, 2010 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

yup those phantom 3rd quarters are always nice….except when your down by three.

by JaySo on Jan 14, 2010 2:01 PM CST reply actions  

Really can’t overestimate PSR J1846-0258’s contribution.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 14, 2010 11:51 PM CST reply actions  

Ah, my favorite neutron star. Nice to see that it’s getting the press it deserves.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 15, 2010 12:35 AM CST up reply actions  

I should’ve named my dog “Magnetar”.

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 15, 2010 12:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Isn’t that a half human and half horse?

by LionZion on Jan 15, 2010 7:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Centaur

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 15, 2010 10:28 AM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for reminding me of this.

Which I just remembered was inspired by you.

Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

by J.R. Wilco on Jan 18, 2010 12:26 PM CST up reply actions  

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