Blair lollerskates Spurs to a win.
It was a tough, hard fought game against OKC, but in the end we prevailed like older brothers prevail against younger, more annoying little brothers and their stupid announcers.
Also, Blair sort of had a good game. Join me after the jump unless you have plantar fasciitis.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Oh my bad, I meant
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRR!
That's all you need to know really. You can skip over the rest of the stuff.
First Quarter:
I missed about half of the first quarter because I had to take my dog on a walk. More like a run really, I go on my bike and he has to run otherwise I will beat the living crap out of him. It's good exercise for him.
Anyway, when I joined the Spurs were up by double digits and everyone kept mentioning Blair. Apparently he was dominating OKC like he dominates the nature of reality itself. He was 7-9 in this quarter and had 16 points.Tony kicked some serious ass in this quarter. I think, maybe.
Spurs 38-18 Thunder
Everyone was feeling good about the game and atmosphere was jovial.
Second Quarter:
Things didn't go so smooth here. I think we were up 19 at one point, they managed to get the lead down to something like 5 after going on a 18-4 run that I just read about on Yahoo sports. The Spurs managed to answer back and stretch the lead to double digits again, before some Thunder player hit a 3 to end the first half, and was rewarded by his coach with a change of diapers and a warm bottle of milk.
Halftime: Awesome sea slug that can produce chlorophyll.
Third Quarter:
Didn't happen.
Fourth Quarter:
The game was pretty tight throughout the fourth quarter. We were up by 8 with 4 minutes to go when we had a pretty bad meltdown and OKC went on a 8-0 run to tie up the score. Parker hit a crucial jumper to put the Spurs up by 2, but Westbrook answered and the game was tied once again. We had the final shot and let met just say it ended with Dice taking a three. Overtime.
I should also mention that by this time the atmosphere had turned pretty nasty and things were said against OKC that we wish we could take back but not really. Needless to say, living in Oklahoma is punishment enough for these kids.
Overtizzle:
Also pretty tight, we could not buy a bucket to save our lives but we got to the foul line and that's what kept us in the game. And BLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRRR of course. But then he fouled out.
As Dice had previously misses a freebie, we were up by one when an awesome sequence of events was about to be unleashed.
Up to this point, Manu had gone scoreless in regulation and had only had two points in overtime. He had the ball when something or another happened and the pass bounced off Dice going out of bounds. Oh I'm sorry, did I say going out of bounds? I meant GINOBILI FUCKING FLEW OUT OF BOUNDS, BEING COMPLETELY HORIZONTAL TO THE FLOOR THEN GRABBED THE BALL WITH BOTH HANDS AND THREW THE BALL INSIDE TO HILL WHO THEN PASSED IT TO RAGE WHO THEN COMMITTED (HA!) TO A JUMPER THAT WENT IN, PUTTING US UP BY ONE.
FANGIO!
Westbrook, worried about completing Pokemon silver on his Nintendo DS, missed the last jumper of the game. Spurs win 109-108, everyone's nipples are calm once again.
I'm not happy that once again we squandered a big lead and had to fight back to win it. But we were without Duncan and with Ginobili shooting bricks, and with Mace and Rage not shooting that well. It was a win where the team had to overcome adversity and instead of folding like a really cool Origami folding thingie, we pulled through and came up with a win, and all of this without our leader on the court against a team that has had our number.
Hopefully this is a sign of things to come. Not the squandering big leads, the overcoming adversity part.
Your 4 Stars:
DeJuan BLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIRRRRR!: 31 minutes, 11-17 shooting, 10 offensive rebounds and 21 rebounds in total, 2 steal and 2 blocks, 28 points in total. Also 6 fouls. Without him we wouldn't have won, that's all that needs to be said.
Tony Parker: 12-24 shooting, 8 assists and 4 TO's, 28 points. The Frenchman dominated at times, and although his jumper wasn't falling towards the end, he hit a crucial basket that gave the Spurs the lead and would eventually allow us to go to overtime.
PSR J1846-0258: Cool neutron star that acts like a magnetar. 884 years old.
Manu: Just because of that crazy ass save.
Next up, the Bobcats. Get your Dogos ready.
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Well done, Hipuks. Well fucking done. Recc’d to Blair’s lolbounds.
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 14, 2010 12:38 AM CST reply actions
Nice job, FishBoy. I loved this quote from Pop after the game:
“I’m going to take what he gave us tonight, and I don’t know how he did it,” said Popovich. “I have no clue what his moves are. He’s just a basketball player. He hustles his [tail] off, he’s got a nose for the ball, he’s got great hands and he does what you saw. We didn’t teach him any of it. He brought it all with him.”
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
by CapHill on Jan 14, 2010 12:42 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Liked this too. I’ll rec it, to make sure it doesn’t get lost in the sea of four comments.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:51 AM CST up reply actions
five
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
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"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
oh forget it.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 12:53 AM CST up reply actions
Shit I forgot. I hope I can still be forgiven.
"Yes, it's important that I have good numbers, and I'm well-respected as a player. But I think it's more important that I'm respected as a man." - Some Tall Guy Who Wore #50
by theonlyromeo on Jan 14, 2010 1:26 AM CST up reply actions
Well what the hell have you been teaching him? Defense? How not to foul? Nothing! =]
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 1:17 AM CST up reply actions
Gotta love Manu’s Tweet after the game: " I wanna play OKC again soon. Percentages r w/me. 0/18 in 2 games! " I have a feeling he was smiling a bit when he wrote it. Richard Oliver had a nice Tweet about Manu as well: “I find myself savoring every night I get to watch Manu. Not sure we’ll see another like him for some time.” Come on, RC – get that contract signed!
who’s Richard Oliver?
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 1:15 AM CST up reply actions
I think that question was asked a few posts ago… i’ll look for it.
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 14, 2010 2:25 AM CST up reply actions
thanks davis.
When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.
by the little o on Jan 14, 2010 2:35 AM CST up reply actions
Hipuks. In honor of your otstanding recap, I’ve written a poem. Hope you enjoy.
Fish are cool
So are you
Lakers drool
Yucky stew
Go Spurs.
Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10
Nice. But next time, shorten it to a haiku. In fact, we should start saying everything in haiku, just for the hell of it.
Spurs beat the Thunder
Blair lurks in their worst nightmares
Waiting to be fed
The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!
by Tim C. on Jan 14, 2010 1:46 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Haiku are awesome, but I’m all haiku’d out. I never should have promised myself to do the entire Lexicon in haiku. It’s killing me, but a commitment is a commitment. Something that Rage understands.
Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10
I didn’t know you were doing the Lexicon in haiku. Are you nuts? No wonder it’s taking you so long. Crazy, right-brainer.
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
Thunder rolls, stronger
a steadfast Hero rises
Winter crowns a Beast
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Wow, a poem. I’m honored.
By the way, my camera fix backfired horribly, it won’t auto focus anymore so I have to do it manually. Still, later I will post some shots of the places I went to during my mini vacation.
"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"
this is probably what’s going on Pop’s mind before and after the game:
Pop: I’m gonna show these PtR people that small ball is the second greatest thing that happened in basketball after Tim Duncan, so I’m gonna bench him
4 quarters and an OT later……….
Pop: SMALL BALL FTW!!!!! IN YOUR FACE PTR!
If you liked it then you should have put a 5th ring on it. Oh oh oh.
everyone’s nipples are calm once again.
exquisite
"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich
by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Jan 14, 2010 6:43 AM CST reply actions
In the highlights they said the Manu play should have been a TO. Anybody agree?
"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG
supposedly touched McDyess so it wasn’t a pass to himself……
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 8:29 AM CST up reply actions
i think the refs were in such freakin’ awe that they didn’t dare stop the play
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 8:30 AM CST up reply actions
At first they thought it was a turnover because they thought nobody else had touched the ball, but the slow mo replay showed that it had gone off McDyess’s back. Manu did not touch the floor before releasing the ball so there was no turnover. If the ball hadn’t hit Dice, then it would have been a pass to himself and a turnover.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Whoops; dropped a letter there.
"...and programmed to save the day!"
by transgojobot on Jan 14, 2010 8:22 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Bringin’ it lately, transgojo. Awesome.
by silverandblack_davis on Jan 14, 2010 8:41 AM CST up reply actions
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It was a win where the team had to overcome adversity and instead of folding like a really cool Origami folding thingie
You have a knack for similes like Blair has a knack for rebounds (AND FOR BEING EFFING AWESOME!!)
Hilarious recap Hipuks. I always love your comics. Sums up exactly how I feel every time.
And the Manu play was UNBELIEVABLE. When that shot went in I cried out with joy, obnoxiously pumping my fists. Those moments are what make being a fan worth it. That and CHAMPIONSHIPS. Can I get a “ONE FOR THE THUMB!”
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams." -Willy Wonka
mmmm....B+I = ?
Since last couple of Dr.P’s experiments have been a huge success…I was thinking…
How about mixing the ingredients together and get some BLAIRIAN™ formula on the court and BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
umm…see what happens.
by spursfan_needs_counseling on Jan 14, 2010 9:37 AM CST reply actions
any idea why Mahinmi was DNP?
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
this recap is fucking amazing!
"There are two things in life that should never go together.....those two things are cheese and herpes..." - Santa Claus
by Cello the great on Jan 14, 2010 9:43 AM CST reply actions
3rd Quarter
Vanished…which leads me to ask…how did they get to the 4th? Oh well. Great recap! Solid win with TD on the bench and most guys having a tough game. Parker was big, which is what this team needs. Blair….any teams wishing they hadn’t passed on him?
You can’t play silver version on the ds!
AKA: Linix129
by sw12 on Jan 14, 2010 10:20 AM CST via mobile reply actions
+1
"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"
http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html
by Joe deLarios on Jan 14, 2010 10:45 AM CST up reply actions
great recap aquaman
still freaking out over the manu play.
as others have said previously and i must echo now:
FANGIO!
BBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
great quote by pop about Blair too. otstanding win.
Very nice job, H. You should definitely do this more often!
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Really can’t overestimate PSR J1846-0258’s contribution.
Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.
Centaur
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen
Thanks for reminding me of this.
Which I just remembered was inspired by you.
Consider the gun jumped
5 in 10

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