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Game Preview #36: San Antonio Spurs Vs Los Angeles Lakers

It's that time of the season again, and some say it's pretty late for this to be the first game between these two teams all season.  But I dread this game.  The Spurs haven't exactly wowed against the good teams, and the best team in the league just rolled into town.

Star-divide

Preview completed by a tag team of Latin D and Tim C.

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Los Angeles Lakers @ San Antonio Spurs
Where: AT&T Center - San Antonio, TX
When: January 12, 2010; 7:30 PM Spurs time
Watch: My35(San Antonio); KCAL(Los Angeles)


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How They Stack Up
 
16-6 Home 21-3
6-7 Road 8-5
101.9
Offense 103.6
95.6 Defense 96.6
48.7 FG% 45.8
39.4
3-pt% 34.6
74.8
FT% 77.1
42.0
Rebounds 45.5
14.2
TOs 14.0
7-3 Last 10 6-4
Won 1
Streak Won 4
2nd, Southwest Position 1st, Pacific

 
Country/Time Zone Game Time
Argentina 10:30 PM
West Coast
5:30 PM
Philippines 9:30 AM
Central Europe 2:30 AM
Palestine/Egypt 3:30 AM
East Coast 8:30 PM
Hell Frozen Over
6:30 PM
Perth, AUS 9:30 AM
Tokyo, JP 10:30 AM
Sydney, AUS 11:30 AM

Spurs
(22-13)
Matchups

Lakers
(29-8)

Tony Parker
"Unbelievable."

Point Guard

This is by far our most favorable match-up. Derek Fisher is a shadow of his former self this season, and has failed to impress me in every single Lakers game I've watched. That's not to say that he can't be dangerous: we still need to put a man on him when he's standing beyond the 3-point arc, and he's pretty much automatic from the FT line.

However, if the Spurs want to win tonight, Tony needs to dominate Fisher.

Advantage: Spurs


Derek Fisher
0.4

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Manu Ginobili
"FANGIO!"

Shooting Guard

I'm the biggest Manu fan you're likely to find outside of the Ginobili home. That said, Kobe's simply the best SG in the game right now, and one of the best players of all time. Kobe comes from a decidedly mortal game against Milwaukee, where he shot only 4-21, so he will probably want to wash the bad taste off his mouth. He hasn't been particularly efficient this season from deep, so whoever is assigned as our would-be Kobe-stopper needs to try to stop his penetration and hope his fadeaways are not falling.

Despite all that, Manu's playing some great basketball lately, scoring, being pesky on defense and creating offense with the usual Manu flair. His dunks prove he's feeling healthy, too. If there's a SG in the league outside Miami that can match Kobe on a good night, that's Manu. Let's hope for the best.

NOTE: Kobe is listed as "day to day". I fully expect him to play, because he's tougher-than-though (right?), but in case he actually sits this one out, prepare yourselves for a devastating loss against a suddenly unrecognizable Lakers team that lacks its two best players.

Advantage: Lakers


Kobe Bryant
NBA's best SG

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Richard Jefferson
"Let's be friends."

Small Forward

As always, the old adage has proven true: "More talent is better than less talent." People can expound on chemistry and craziness all they want, but having someone as talented as Artest in your team is always a good thing. To his usual rabid defense, Artest has added a reliable outside shot. In fact, he's currently the Lakers' best three point shooter. And that's just scary.

If RJ can use his strength and athleticism to penetrate and get some fouls from Artest early on, I'll be happy.

Advantage: Lakers


Ron Artest
Less crazy than usual

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Tim Duncan
"..."

Power Forward

It's fortunate that Pau Gasol is (probably) not playing today, because the Spurs would be in really deep sh*t if he was.  However, Odom isn't exactly a bad option.  He even does a couple of thing better than Timmy, and one of them is even one of Timmy's strengths: finding the open man.  You're looking at the only big man in the league who is a better distributor than Duncan, so that's something to keep an eye on.  The other thing he does better than Duncan is shooting from outside.  In every other way, Timmy is better.

Expect Odom to start the game guarding Blair, and vice versa.  It'll be interesting to see how both teams try to exploit that matchup.

Advantage: Spurs


Lamar Odom
Isn't Pau Gasol

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DeJuan Blair
"Lol!!!1!"

Center

Bynum is really a strange case - he seems(like the Spurs' own Ian Mahinmi) to not play full-tilt all the time, but when he's at his best it's overwhelming.  But when he's not getting enough touches, he seems to lose interest.  One thing that is mystifying about him is his rebounding:  he spends nearly all of his time near the rim, but still averages less rebounds than Gasol, and even Odom.  With his size, strength and speed, he should be able to dominate the boards, but he (again) seems to not have much interest in doing so.  As scary as this is, he's definitely not playing to his potential thus far.  Let's just hope he doesn't find a reason to be engaged tonight.

Advantage: Lakers


Andrew Bynum
Still an Enigma

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George Hill.
"Ian is the future."

Bench & Role Players

The Lakers' bench usually has one major advantage:  Odom.  If he's starting tonight, the bench will be considerably weaker.  Brown is a guy that reminds me a lot of George Hill, but he's taller and will play any position from 1-3.  Versatility is a big key to the Lakers' success, and Brown probably embodies that trait more than anyone else on their roster.

Beyond Brown and Jordan Farmar, there's not much there for the Lakers.  And by now, we're all familiar with the firepower that the Spurs' bench possesses.  It's time to show what the best bench in the league is capable of.

Advantage: Spurs


Shannon Brown
Multi-position threat

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Gregg Popovich
4 rings

Coach

Sorry, guys.  This is the one opponent all year that gets the white box over Pop.  I hate his guts, but I respect the hell out of him.

Advantage: Lakers


Phil Jackson
10 rings*
  images via yahoo.com  

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Other Factors

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Intangibles

This is the first game in a dreaded FOGAFINI. Expect some crazy lineups as Pop tries to limit everybody's minutes.

Advantage:  Lakers

Mojo

The Lakers are involved with Dracula. 'Nuff said.

Advantage:  Spurs

Winner:

Yeah, we aren't ready for this.  Until we get some wins against good teams, I can't even allow optimism to creep in.

Keys To The Game

  • Interior Defense - Limiting the the effectiveness of the Lakers' frontcourt is the key to beating them.  They thrive off of second chance opportunities, so the Spurs would be wise to actually box out in this game.
  • Team Passing - Despite their recent struggles, the Lakers still bring the stingiest defense in the league to SA tonight.  The way to beat a great defense is with smart, crisp ball movement to find the open man.  This is especially important considering that the Lakers give up the lowest 3-point percentage in the league.  We can't depend on our outside shooting to save us tonight, so getting better looks inside is important to our success.

Strength of Schedule

Both teams have had a day off, and have a tough SEGABABA tomorrow night.  The Spurs will be in Oklahoma City facing a team that has their number, and the Lakers are headed to Dallas to face a team that's probably still angry over their last meeting.

Last Time They Met

This is our first game against the Lakers this year, but last season, the Spurs suffered a 102-95 loss at home on March 12th.

Some Other Reading

Lakers

Silver Screen and Roll - The SBNation blog for the Lakers. Good writing, good people - yeah, I know, I'm shocked too.
Forum Blue and Gold - The best Lakers blog on the web, period.

Spurs

48 Minutes of Hell:  The best TrueHoop team blog is now even better, after adding two new writers.  Congrats to Jesse and Andrew, who are already doing good work.
Project Spurs:  Check out their regular podcasts. I think they love Manu as much as we do, if that's possible.

Twitter Musings

 

Opposing Viewpoint

This isn't a regular feature, but since we have a PtR regular who also happens to be a Spurs Lakers fan, I thought it would be nice to get some input from him.  So, olf had this to say:

1.  If the Spurs can't beat the Lakers in SA when they are without Gasol and Kobe is shooting with his feet (OK, left handed) then they will never be able to beat them.

 

2.  This Laker fan's biggest fear: If the Spurs can only get wins against sucky teams and if they beat the Lakers then that makes the Lakers . . .?  Uggh!

 

3.  The Lakers' record is pretty good and every team is banged up this time of the year but I can't point to a single Laker who is really playing great right now.  They also seem surprised when opposing teams play with energy and execute well.

 

4.  Obviously if the Lakers don't play better they will not repeat as champs.  But it is a long season and they have enough succulent pieces to make some pretty tasty stew. 

 

5.  Only guarantee for Tuesday's game:

Winning team's fans will say: "See I told you we would kick your ass."

Losing team's fans will say: "It was regular season man, regular season doesn't mean anything."


Oh yeah, here's a YouTube from last year of Bynum talking on Tim Duncan.  (At about 1:30 it'll make you realize what a {. . .} Bynum is.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJdufOLD78#t=1m32s

 

Where to Tune In

TV 

This game will be aired on My35 in SA, and KCAL in the Los Angeles area.  For some odd reason, the national networks didn't deem a battle between two of the top Western Conference teams important enough to broadcast.  If you have cable or satellite, you'll have to look up your individual channel. And of course, there's always League Pass for the haves.  For the have nots, read on.

Online

As always, NBA League Pass is recommended for those who are willing to pony up the cash.  Most Spurs games will be broadcast there, which is especially helpful for those of us who aren't in the San Antonio area.

Please don't post links to illegal game feeds in the game thread. Links to illegal feeds are not permitted on SBNation, but you can probably find them out there on the internets if you're resourceful and desperate.  In fact, nobody can stop you from googling "atdhe". You can also shoot an email to dmenendez@gmail.com for more assistance.

NBA League Pass audio is still free this year, so check it out.

Radio

If you're in the San Antonio area and aren't near a TV, tune in to WOAI (1200 AM).

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GO SPURS GO

I got a good feeling about this one

by spursfan87 on Jan 12, 2010 1:51 AM CST reply actions  

Bynum usually gets up for games against Timmy D

If they’re on each other, I’ll be looking forward to that match-up

by KBZ on Jan 12, 2010 2:26 AM CST reply actions  

No way in hell Kobe sits this one out

He would back hand Phil at the mere suggestion of it.

Also Ron-ron is hurting too, he has plantar fasciitis and is still feeling the effects of that concussion given that he played very limited minutes after bumping his head in the bucks game.

Luke Walton will probably be out as well given that he is recovering from a pinched nerve in his back.

I’m interested in seeing Dejuan Blair given that he is missing a ligament in his legs and how much praise has been heaped upon him.

by KBZ on Jan 12, 2010 2:40 AM CST reply actions  

Hmm, multiple injuries on the opposite team, a prime opportunity for a win, a very important game. Oh no, we’re gonna get our asses kicked.

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 12, 2010 3:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I know. This one is going to hurt.

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Jan 12, 2010 3:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I know you guys are trying that “double-reverse mojo” thing. But it is not going to work. Even Vegas has the Lakers as underdogs and they always overstate their chances (since Vegas is practically a suburb of L A).

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 10:27 AM CST up reply actions  

But but you are basically saying it will work. Ah Olf you confused Spurs fan :P

“double-reverse mojo” —> Spurs win
Vegas has Lakers as underdogs and you say thats an overstatement —> Spurs win

So in the end, it works.

by LionZion on Jan 12, 2010 10:35 AM CST up reply actions  

Hmm, good point. I don’t expect the Lakers to win. I just wanted them to know I knew what they were up to.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 10:39 AM CST up reply actions  

Just so you know that we know you know.

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Jan 12, 2010 12:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no, I know. And I also know that you know I know.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

If you were any other Laker fan I’d say you don’t know shit. Oh what the hell, I did it anyway.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Au contraire, the double-reverse-mojo is nothing new. And I know what you two are up to, too.

(Why yes I am a proud “pre-school graduate or something”, Nice of you to ask.)

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 6:15 PM CST up reply actions  

…yeah…

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 12, 2010 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

maybe phil jax will pull a pop and sit all of them.

by bones on Jan 12, 2010 9:52 AM CST up reply actions  

 * Sigh * Yea, I see this one as a blowout, and not in our favor. If we squeak this out I will be surprised.

by Ed (dfjmed) on Jan 12, 2010 6:46 AM CST reply actions  

I will hate hearing the number of Lakers fans in AT&T “out cheer” the home crowd. Don’t make a face; I’ve heard it happen a number of times and it makes me sick. Arena Spurs fans, please don’t let this happen again tonight. Really.

Even though the game’s not on the tube, I’ll have little difficulty finding a way to watch it; one of the benefits of playing against a popular, defending champion Lakers team.

"...and programmed to save the day!"

by transgojobot on Jan 12, 2010 7:27 AM CST reply actions  

I second your plea to arena fans tonight. I’ve heard MVP chants for Kobe overtake the AT&T at both Lakers games I’ve been to over the last couple of years.

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 8:01 AM CST up reply actions  

My mom and stepdad generally go when the Lakers are playing. I can’t tell you how much this disgusts her. Because I assume there are limits to these text boxes, I mean; obviously she tells me how much it does.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 12, 2010 2:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The fan strength at the AT&T center seem to be getting worse every year.

On Friday, my whole section was full with Mavs fans. The section to my left was easily a 3-1 Mavs fans to Spurs fans ration.Inexcusable.

I’m also sick of looking down and seeing people in the first 15-20 rows not wearing Spurs colors… it pisses me off to see a group of jackasses wearing designer clothes and only standing up when its time to leave (5 minutes left in the game).

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Jan 12, 2010 8:02 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

ugh..

“ratio.”

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Jan 12, 2010 8:02 AM CST up reply actions  

Seriously… I hate that. Mavs and Lakers games are the worst.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Robinson cheered but chose to wear pink. I give him a pass….

by BlaseE on Jan 13, 2010 9:07 AM CST up reply actions  

What the hell is going on down there? I remember being a kid growing up in SA and it was all about the Spurs….and now a bunch of damn traitors are cheering on the enemy!?!? unbeliveable

"Mr. Gilmore deserves to be in the Basketball Hall of Fame damnit. Highest field goal percentage EVER"

http://www.basketball-reference.com/players/g/gilmoar01.html

by Joe deLarios on Jan 12, 2010 9:34 AM CST up reply actions  

What happened is we allowed too many damn tourists to visit. They decide they like what they see and they move to SA.

Currently San Antonio ranks as the 7th largest city in the nation. I’m doing what I can to make us number 10.

Everyone… join me!

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn’t know that SA was that large. Why is it always referred to as a small market team? Or maybe “small market” is a term applied to every team not in LA, Chicago, Dallas, or the East Coast megalopolis. Can someone please explain this to me?

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

San Antonio has grown considerably over the best 2 decades. I was born in San Antonio but I don’t live there anymore. I go back every year and it just keeps getting larger and larger.

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

San Antonio’s more spread out than any of the other top 10 cities (except Phoenix). So that translates into a small television market. The other markets have a more concentrated population.

Here… this explains it better than I can:

Media Market

current list

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

And it seems lots of those people are from California, for some reason.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 12, 2010 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean they’re not all in Austin driving the market for overpriced high-rise condos?

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Jan 13, 2010 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

No, we feel that locust-like pain.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 13, 2010 10:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Great preview, to everyone who was involved. And thanks, olf for adding that extra flavor to the preview. We love ya but not your team :)

My goodness… how can the national teevee networks NOT broadcast this game?

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 12, 2010 7:54 AM CST reply actions  

Why all the negativity here – we should win this one going away!

by 4Him on Jan 12, 2010 7:54 AM CST reply actions  

Fine…

I’m positive we’ll lose.

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Jan 12, 2010 8:03 AM CST up reply actions  

We were voted the NBA TV fan night and will be national tonight with our local crew. I’m sure it’s blacked out in SA, but you should have KRRT then anyways.

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 7:59 AM CST reply actions  

Crap! I was hoping to keep our cronic over-0.5-team-inferiority-complex more local…

by spursfan_needs_counseling on Jan 12, 2010 8:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Great, so I’ll be able to record the butt-kicking we’re gonna get from the Lakers. Woo Hoo!

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

Fantastic, now it won’t be on league pass. FML.

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 12, 2010 11:14 AM CST up reply actions  

Meh. You’re all too negative. We’re winning this one.

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jan 12, 2010 8:53 AM CST reply actions  

I agree. We are going to win this one for sure. Tomorrow night, not so sure. I think the fear of a SEGABABA against OKC and the risk of dropping 2 in a row if we slack in either will light the fire we need tonight.

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

You have an uncanny ability to see the good and the potential in every situation.

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jan 12, 2010 10:50 AM CST up reply actions  

Living in OKC….I’m not sure which game I want to see the Spurs win more. It’s getting really embarrassing & aggravating having to explain all these losses to the Thunder. But then again, I absolutely LOATHE the Fakers.
Would it be too much to ask for a win against both?

If less is more, imagine how much more more would be.

by JonnyJam on Jan 12, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure Olf just referred to Pau Gasol, and the rest of the Lakers, as “succulent.” That’s a little creepy if you ask me.

“…they have enough succulent pieces to make some pretty tasty stew.”

"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles

by Fred Silva on Jan 12, 2010 8:54 AM CST reply actions  

Yeah, sorry I only had a few fleeting moments to jot down my thoughts and I had just read the Spurs Serve Up Yucky Stew post, so that popped into my head.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 10:34 AM CST up reply actions  

Well in that context it has a nice symmetry. But I’m not sure this is a metaphor I’d like to see continue.

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 12, 2010 2:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah Fred

I am not a big “stats” guy like you but I saw something the other day that I thought you should see. Here’s a link to the NBA’s individual player +/- stats for 2009-10. There’s Duncan at a respectable 18th right in front of Garnet, Pierce, Bynum, etc. But then I looked up at number 9 and. . . could it be? D. Fisher of the Lakers? I mean WTF?

So I decided to look back at the 2008-09 regular season. Sorry no linky. (You’ll have to fiddle with the drop-downs at the top of the page yourself.) And there he was again! This time at #10 D. Fisher – Lakers. But the thing that really made me laugh was when I scanned the list to find the first Spur. There was your old buddy at #25 M. Bonner Spurs. Made me smile the rest of the afternoon.

(PS. No I don’t think player +/- stats are very meaningful – just funny in this case.)

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 11:31 AM CST up reply actions  

I explained how I feel about +/- below. And the same thing that skewed Fisher’s +/- skewed Bonner’s.

"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles

by Fred Silva on Jan 12, 2010 5:15 PM CST up reply actions  

beginning to wonder when the spurs will kick it into gear. what better place than here? what better time than now?

by bones on Jan 12, 2010 9:54 AM CST reply actions  

Bones if you’re gonna quote the lyric, then you go give the link.

No thanks necessary. Say hello to Mrs. Bones!

lyric

Can’t stop us now.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice preview.

I would add as a key to the game for the Spurs we need to battle on the defensive boards and when we get the ball run back at the Lakers.

The Lakers send everyone to rebound so we should be able to get some easy baskets in transition if we can take care of our defensive boards.

by GhosTown on Jan 12, 2010 10:07 AM CST reply actions  

I thought you were going to say a Pop ejection after 2 minutes of play

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jan 12, 2010 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

No not this time. We saw Pop’s backup in action and it wasn’t pretty. :)

by GhosTown on Jan 12, 2010 11:29 AM CST up reply actions  

I hope Bogans and Manu are smart with their defense on Kobe and not go for pump fakes. And I hope Bogans is not crouching when he is defending.

He looks like he is shrinking, when he does that.

by GhosTown on Jan 12, 2010 10:17 AM CST reply actions  

Not sure about other Lakers fans

but as much faith as you can have for the Lakers if there is a game that the Spurs can easily win is this game. Too many injuries for the Lakers. Besides Kobe and T. Parker all the other match up are going to be interesting. I wonder if Phil puts S. Brown on Parker because Fish is going to get killed.

"If you want to find the dumbest guy in the room just find the first guy to tell you how smart he is." - JG

by PURPLE AND GOLD FOR LIFE on Jan 12, 2010 10:30 AM CST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that to begin the game, Fisher will be guarding Bogans, while Kobe will have the task of guarding Parker. Fisher is their biggest weakness in terms of defense, and they’ll want to assign him the task of guarding our weakest offensive weapon, Bogans. Hopefully Bogans is up to the challenge and exploits Fisher’s lack of mobility speed.
I cannot agree enough with defensive rebounding though, that’s should be a priority.

When the tooth fairy's own tooth falls out, it is taken during the night by Princess Peanut.

by the little o on Jan 12, 2010 10:49 AM CST reply actions  

the lakers haven’t been playing great lately. the spurs haven’t beaten a good time in a long time. i think the spurs are due.

spurs win tonight cause our bench will hit some timely 3s.

by FreshmakerDTM on Jan 12, 2010 12:01 PM CST reply actions  

i have crazy good tickets to tonight’s game. I’ll be four rows behind the lakers bench. The best thing about these seats is that you can hear them, and they can hear you. I’m looking for some good one-liners from y’all,

So far, I’m thinking:
“Hey Artest, if you do that again my beer has your name on it,”
“Kobe, how’s that girl in Eagle, Colorado doing?”
“Fisher, if only you were young, quick and athletic; you’d be a great point guard.”
“Hey Gasol, we’re all very impressed with that Euro-Trash look you have going on.”
“Hey Gasol, your face owes my eyes an apology.”
“Bynum, when do you plan on losing all that baby fat?”
“Bynum, WEIGHT ROOM!”
“Odom, why’d you pick the ugly one?”
“Phil, will they have a nursing home bed for you to lay on at games next year? That’s the next obvious step, right?”
Need more, let’s hear them….

"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles

by Fred Silva on Jan 12, 2010 12:13 PM CST reply actions  

"Hey Gasol, your face owes my eyes an apology."
"Odom, why’d you pick the ugly one?"

GOL!

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 12, 2010 12:19 PM CST up reply actions  

“Hey Fisher, if you’re so old & broken down why do you have better +/- stats than Duncan who is having such a great season?” (see comment above)

“Hey Kobe, how does it feel to have made it to The Finals twice as much as the Spurs have in the last decade?”

“Hey Phil, how does it feel to have a bunch of drunk, annoying Spurs fans sitting behind you?”

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 12:37 PM CST up reply actions  

“Hey Ron, if the NBA had a psych test for eligibility you’d fail!”

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

“I feel you have enough reasons be drunk and annoying, specially after another loss” – Ouch!

by spursfan_needs_counseling on Jan 12, 2010 1:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Everyone is too down on the Spurs. It’s a rough start, but it’s a brand new team. If you are searching for a glass half full view, here you go.

The Lakers have only played 13 games on the road this season. They are greatly untested away from LA, and sport a humbling 8-5 record. Not only that, but 4 of those wins took an overtime, or two, against the Thunder, Rockets, Bucks, and Kings. You’re looking at a team that could easily be 4-9 on the road. And the Lakers have lost their last three on the road to the Suns, the horrible Clippers, and an injured Blazers team. Do not count the Spurs out before the game even begins.

"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles

by Fred Silva on Jan 12, 2010 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Really, Olf? You are going with the +/- stat? It is seriously the most easily skewed stat in the game. Let’s say you are the wink link on a five man crew. You know, let’s say you are slow, old, and only hit threes if you are wide open. Let’s say you greatly try to get out of the other four’s way and not do anything stupid the entire time you are on the floor. Only the other four players are great so you are on the floor whenever your team makes a run. That would be one way your +/- stat might over-estimate your positive impact on the team. Just sayin’.

"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles

by Fred Silva on Jan 12, 2010 5:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Whoops, meant weak, not wink.

"GINOBILI!" -- Sir Charles

by Fred Silva on Jan 12, 2010 5:11 PM CST up reply actions  

i don’t think your quick catch will be enough to keep this out of jrw’s secret lexicon, but maybe he won’t see….

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Personally, I like the rhyming nature of “wink link”.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 6:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I third the motion for wink link entering the lexicon.

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 12, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Like I said above “I don’t think player +/- stats are very meaningful – just funny in this case” . . .to see both Fisher and Bonner ahead of any of those other Spurs you love so much.

In addition to his defensive issues, my big fear is that Fisher is turning into Robert Horry in his last year with the Spurs where he hit something like 8% of his shots. But at least Fish has as many rings and Duncan and has been to The Finals as much as Manu & Parker combined.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 5:29 PM CST up reply actions  

“Hey Lakers, you are a bunch of motherfuckers”

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 12, 2010 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Alright, I knew this was gonna get nasty. Before this degrades any further let me just say:


You can’t handle the Lakers!!!

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 12, 2010 6:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Jack Nicholson is alright. He’s a good actor and he likes cheerleaders.

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 12, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Once again, I just want to remind all the folks out there of one fact.

Olf did not come out of the Laker closet until the most recent Laker championship.

Live by your team and die by your team, Olf.

Come on you can do it… bring out the Silver and Black. You know you want to….

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

He’ll only do that after the Spurs win another chip.

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 12, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

I teased him somewhere in this thread I think and he doesn’t even deny it anymore :P

by LionZion on Jan 12, 2010 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I hate the Spurs.

The Lakers "Too big, too strong, too long, too good."

by olf on Jan 13, 2010 10:47 AM CST up reply actions  

“Hey Kobe, tell me how my a** tastes.”

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 12, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Lakers win by a score of something like 102-95. I might be wrong, but I doubt it this time.

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jan 12, 2010 12:50 PM CST reply actions  

Wats poppin Spurs Nation! Lake Show fan here....

Just wanted to tell you guys how much I respect your organization and Coach cuz its amazing how they’ve been so good for over a decade. Pop is one of my favorite coaches of all time. I love his style and how he demands execution on both ends of the court all the time. Anyways, if I was a Spurs fan, I wouldnt be worried at all. The Lakers have been really dissapointing this year overall and havent played like a championship team for most of the year. Injuries have had something to do with the poor play no doubt, but even when we were all healthy like on the Christmas game, we got cleaned out on our home court. I’m not expecting much tonight from the Lake Show cuz they havent really shown me anything this year. Come on Bosh, the weather out here is warm. He he.

by desecrator09 on Jan 12, 2010 2:14 PM CST reply actions  

Unfortunately what you outlined above is sort of like the perfect setup for Spurs fandom letdown with a loss.

by LionZion on Jan 12, 2010 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Although it’s a nice thought, that we’re all going to be sitting down tonight with a sigh and thinking, “Well…here we go…”

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 12, 2010 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

desecrator, don’t let negativity and whining fool you. If we’d beat Dallas the other night our mood would definately be better. As a Spurs fan this year, I am definately dissapointed where we are at as a team, cause I believe we have all the tools to win the title this year.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

Guess that’s why they play the game.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 3:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Im surprised at how dissapointed Lakers fans are with their team. Last I checked they are leading the league in wins which is very important and they are not even healthy.

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jan 12, 2010 3:27 PM CST up reply actions  

I think we cranky Spurs fans would be more than happy with the Lakers current record.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I would be tap dancing and I dont even know how…

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jan 12, 2010 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

It’s called passive aggressively making excuses in case they get dominated tonight.

Both teams have lost games. Both teams have played home-heavy relatively weak schedules. The Lakers have had more injury woes. The Spurs have had more new pieces and more chemistry/execution issues. The Spurs are on controlled minutes while the Lakers key players, Kobe, play 40 productive mpg. The Spurs bench is deeper. The Lakers bench is supposedly weak.

But I say, fuck all of that shit! It is Lakers-Spurs….I want this win and I know every player who gets burn for either team will too…especially in a national game in a packed/crazy/loud/hyped/hostile arena.

Also, if the Lakers slip without Pau and lose tonight and then to Dallas, they could see themselves 1/2 a game behind Cleveland and tied for losses with Boston. It would be enough to put them back into the reach of the Western pack as well.

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I like your style, Eric.

I have flying monkeys at my disposal, and I'm not afraid to use them.

by Lauri on Jan 12, 2010 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell no! I’m not rooting for the Lakers against the Mavs.

I have so much hate for them.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 4:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m sorry I mean that in reverse….I hate the Mavs with everything in me.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Now I am confused. I believe you said the same thing twice :P

by LionZion on Jan 12, 2010 5:03 PM CST up reply actions  

see what anger does….creates confusion.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

He neglected to mention our game against the you-stalkees tomorrow, too.

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 12, 2010 5:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Not to mention that this week is our first FOGAFINI of the season. Yuck!

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

that is the one game of the year that I’m giving the Spurs a pass on…I’m completely okay if they lose on the road in a segababa after beating the Lakers against a super young team that has a star clicking on an extra cylinder plus the ones he already had who leads a team I find incredibly easy to like. I tried not to right a run-on but that sentence mutant got out of hand.

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

I don’t know about pass, but I maybe less disappointed that usual.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

But it will be impressive if we can break through and beat BOTH teams. Yum.

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 12, 2010 6:23 PM CST up reply actions  

The sports gods soooo owe me for this last year. I’d hope they finally decide to be nice tonight.

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 6:25 PM CST up reply actions  

Kobe's recent shooting slump

has coincided with the removal of a splint on his fractured finger. I read that he’s going to return to the splint tonight.

"I've hacked into your brain. You're throwing a party and no one's showing up."

by ignign*kt on Jan 12, 2010 2:52 PM CST reply actions  

Maybe one of you Laker fans can enlighten me on this, but why hasn’t Kobe gotten surgery on his finger? Is it the length of time he would be out? Can he do more damage to it?

Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. - Jane Austen

by CapHill on Jan 12, 2010 5:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Because his ego is too big. I hate that guy. Great basketball player but he strikes me as a horrible human being.

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

you obviously dont know Kobe very well at all then

He’s a great guy off the court. Dont let that scowl when he’s on the court mislead you. He just wants to win more than anybody on the planet and that shows in his demeaner. And regarding the finger, it would take 4-6 weeks recovery if he wanted it to fully heal (no, he doesnt need surgery on it) which, by the time he’s only half way through the recovery time, we’d slip below the Thunder in the West standings.

by desecrator09 on Jan 12, 2010 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

He didn’t get surgery on it two summers ago because he would miss training camp. This summer he didn’t get surgery because he said it was "good enough to win a championship so why change it?" That was for the pinky.

Regarding the index finger, Kobe said that he would just adjust to it and let it heal on it’s own. He can’t do more damage to it, but every time he gets hit on the finger the healing process is set back.

by KBZ on Jan 12, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m in Denver but want to watch this game. If anyone has any ideas email me at nelsonbl42000@gmail.com

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

its on nbatv if you have that channel

by BlaseE on Jan 12, 2010 6:09 PM CST up reply actions  

OMG I love you. I have NBA TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

And just like that, it’s a love match. I love this site.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I’m pretty pumped about this one. Go Timmeh!

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:05 PM CST reply actions  

That's what the general belief is

He didn’t get surgery on it two summers ago because he would miss training camp. This summer he didn’t get surgery because he said it was “good enough to win a championship so why change it?” That was for the pinky.

Regarding the index finger, Kobe said that he would just adjust to it and let it heal on it’s own. He can’t do more damage to it, but every time he gets hit on the finger the healing process is set back.

by KBZ on Jan 12, 2010 6:08 PM CST reply actions  

This has nothing to do with the game. Check out this video, called The Third and The Seventh. It’s full CGI, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen something so realistic made with CGI.
Queness says the short film sucks and the dialogue is lacking.

http://www.vimeo.com/7809605

"Under the tutelage....of Randy Tutelage"

by Hipuks on Jan 12, 2010 6:14 PM CST reply actions  

This is absolutely stunning. Thanks for sharing, H.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney

by bellasa on Jan 12, 2010 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Queness says the short film sucks and the dialogue is lacking

hahahahaha

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 12, 2010 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Full CG? It was hard to believe watching it.

Damn, why can’t we cure cancer?

Hilariously maladjusted. But for all the right reasons.

by Queness on Jan 12, 2010 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

Wait, that was full CGI? …Okay, I’m a bit impressed now.

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jan 12, 2010 11:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I honestly think we can win this one. I just have a really, REALLY good feeling about it.

by Daniel_B on Jan 12, 2010 6:15 PM CST reply actions  

I have a good feeling about it too … !!!…. I read this website every day and never post. I just got the vibe today.

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:19 PM CST up reply actions  

hopefully that’s a good luck charm. I’m all for superstition.

by JaySo on Jan 12, 2010 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Well, if the Spurs win, you are contractually obligated to come back and post for every game. Even if they don’t win, actually. :)

The Spurs - now playing like sh*t again!

by Tim C. on Jan 12, 2010 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

I hope manu has a monster game tonight.

by nelsonbl83 on Jan 12, 2010 6:20 PM CST reply actions  

Just got back from work… Slept 2 hours… I’m about to pass out. And yet I can’t skip this game, can I?

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jan 12, 2010 6:28 PM CST reply actions  

Don’t. The game thread’s going to be so much fun :)

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 12, 2010 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Nope, I can’t.

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jan 12, 2010 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Game Thread up early, beaches. Talk smack to me, Laker fans.

by silverandblack_davis on Jan 12, 2010 6:36 PM CST reply actions  

That’s an infinite loop, Davis. Check the link…

Bone breaking? -340
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jan 12, 2010 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

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