I know this doesn't have anything to do with basketball, but I don't care.
The man who beat the 100m record in the Olympics while celebrating towards the end of the race, the man who beat the 200m record, a record many though would never fall, with an effing headwind. The man who has a last name that allows sport writers all over the world to make lame puns has done it again.
At the Berlin World Championships, the same site where Jesse Owens made Hitler look like a silly goose, Usain Bolt looked at the world record, laughed in its face, and pimp slapped it with a time of 9.58, a whole .11 fast than his own world record of 9.69. This is history folks.
Let us all celebrate by smoking a certain herb while listening to Bob Marley.