Since we will no longer have the services of the savviest veteran on the earth, the most important question of the offseason is not "Are Pop and RC finished retooling the roster?", but "Who will become our next Human Victory Cigar?"  As Darko is not available, having been traded to New Yawk, place your bets on who will be our official bench warmer next year.

And no, Timmeh is not an option.  If you suggest Manu, then you get to talk with bella.  She can get a little cranky when you slander her man.