Who is DeJuan Blair, the person? Aside from rebounding, what can you bring to the Spurs that will prove to be invaluable? One last question… Can you give my brotha, CMoney, a shout out?

George, can you sign my chest?

“How great would it be for the Spurs to put together a team of dunking cheerleaders?”

You think having no ACL’s is bad? You should see this picture of my foot.

We don’t want Dejuan getting an eye injury now…

Shoot lights out next season and prove you are worthy of a spurs jersey.

DO.NOT.DUNK.

You guys suck. This is all you can come up with. I need some damn questions.

By the way….. Im in Boulder, CO for three weeks…. if anybody has any suggestions on things to do or places to see please let me know (I know there are a few PTRers from the area) also if anybody is familiar witht he Denver area, I need some suggestions for outstanding restaurants with great wines, atmosphere and food. Im planning a big night for my dear lady in three weeks when she comes to visit. Thanks for your help!!

Okay.

Question for Blair: Have any of the veteran Spurs contacted you personally to welcome you to the team, offer advice, etc?

Question for Cubits: Do you think you have what it takes to replace Bruce Bowen as comic foil in the H.E.B. commercials?

Bonus Question for anyone: Can you describe exactly what the Gatorade in this video tasted like?

question for Blair, would you challenge Bonner to a Dungeons & Dragons duel to win Timmeh’s trust?

Seriously, it would be fun to know some personal details about the kids, the same kind of stuff we ask each other over here.

Also, I wonder if they ever google their names and check Spurs blogs and forums to see what people think of them. Oh, and check if there’s a Web-head in there somewhere, and ask him if he’d want to do some blogging. Would be awesome. (By the way, Davis, ever since I started watching HIMYM, I can’t get “awesome” and “legendary” out of my head.)

For George-
Does it disturb you to see only a legion of teen aged girls and a grizzled old bald man being the only SPURS fans who sport your jersey in public? Which one of the two demographics troubles you most and causes you to add extra security?

Just because you asked nicely.

Q. for Blair: How much poundage do you still expect to lose before the season starts?

Q. for George: What was your offseason like? What parts of your game have you been working on the most this summer?

Q. for SpurNando: Can you hear the drums, SpurNando?

Q. for Eric Dawson: How’s it like having an old man blogger with the ugliest ankle for a friend?

Do you see yourself or has pop talked to you about becoming a perimeter defensive stopper in this years squad, and what positions do you see yourself guarding night in night out. The 1 or the 2.

1.Do you see yourself as a spot up shooter in the NBA or a scoring point?

2. How have you been preparing since draft day and what have you been devoting most of your time to in terms of refining your skills?

Do you think physically that you can match up at the 5 spot in the NBA?

Has your recovery from hurting your ankle whilst reaching over to pick up your purse gone to plan?

Are you really made of Carnival Glass & Good intentions?

if he has a good game

Q. Was there something in the air tonight?
A. …“What…?”

Q. The stars were bright?
A….“get away from me”

SPURRRRRRRRRNANNNNNNNNNDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

For Manu: Do you read PTR? And if you do, what can we do to make your experience better? Is there anything you need? Cup of coffee maybe? Alfajores? Steak?

I don’t know who you could ask this to, but I’d like to know if Ian is going to be healthy and if so what kind of roll do the Spurs see for him?

George Hill: Do you anticipate being Tony’s primary backup next season? If so, are you ready for the increase in minutes?

Ian Mahinmi: How is your health? Nagging injuries or are you ready to be a regular contributer on the roster?

DeJuan Blair: You put the hurt on Thabeet in the NCAA. Are there any special techniques you use for going after 7 foot plus players?

Jack McClinton: Do you have NBA range on your three? Have you been working on that?
 
James Gist: What have the Spurs told you about the likelihood of you joining them this season?

Eric Dawson: How do you like playing for the Toros?

Nando De Colo: Are you really here? Tony said you’d be concentrating on Team France.

Marcus Vinicius: Can you describe a typical day in the life of a Roman Consul? What do you think of Gauls?
 
Malik Hairston: Are you concerned about people mixing your name up with Marcus Haislip now that he is a Spur?

Squeaky Johnson: How did you get the name Squeaky?

Donnell Taylor: Do you see yourself as a 1 or a 2? Can you play the 3 as well?
 
Antonio Anderson: What was it like playing with all of those studs on Memphis? Do you think that experience has gotten you ready for the NBA?
 
Romel Beck: You have a sweet jumper, and that has been evident since your days at UNLV. Have you improved on other areas of your game besides your shooting? Have you put on any muscle since college?
 
Alonzo Gee: You are known for your defense. Have you watched Bruce Bowen play? Do you think you could bring some of that to the Spurs?

Will Haislip play in the summer league?

ATS, you need to ask each and everyone of them what they want their official PtR nickname to be, so then we take the ones who don’t play very well and twist it into something evil for our own cruel amusement we can use it here on PtR to refer to that player when they make the big roster.

on a site where everyone nicknames themselves because they don’t want to put their real name out there is totally different than a professional player that nicknames themselves when everybody knows their real name to begin with.

I’d actually like to know if they watched the Spurs regularly before being drafted, maybe check what kind of insight they have on the team and Pop.

Granted they’re only summer league games, but I’d be interested in how they differ from the collegiate or European game.

HIl: What does IUPUI stand for… (wait until he gets upset) just kidding, how often do people ask you that question, and does it get tiring having to tell people the whole name of your school.

Hairston: Do you see yourself pulling a Finley role for the summer league and coming here for the next 4 or 5 years?

Mahinmi: Can you elaborate on what you felt during this moment? It seemed like you knew it was coming. Was it difficult to play hard to get?

Hairston: How difficult was it to hide the envious feelings towards Ian at that moment?

McClinton: Are you aware that with your excellent spot up shooting, and good solid defense, you are already more than capable of replacing Bonner as the starting center? Does this make you feel good or bad?

Coach: Are you under strict orders by Pop to play only the savvy vets in your lineup, and not allow any dunks despite this being a summer league game?

Blair: Your offensive rebounding numbers are staggering, however, as you might be aware, the Spurs don’t get many offensive rebounds mostly because Pop prefers that everyone run back on defense to prevent any easy baskets. Has Pop, or the coach of the summer league discussed with you when they will want you to go after offensive boards and when you shouldn’t? What have they said about it?

SpurNando: Since it is obvious that you have mastered the art of human cloning by being here in Vegas and with the French team, could you possibly clone Manu so he can fulfill his argentine duty to play for the national team, and also play for the spurs?

Was it difficult to play hard to get?

Well crafted — and rec’d.

Y’all are all just adorable.