Why We Signed Theo Ratliff

I know some of you have wondered: is it because the Spurs desperately needed a 7th big? Is it because we're a lousy shot-blocking team? Is it because we were getting too young too fast?

Well, no. It's because with Theo comes Youngevity! Imagine the new heights our old and tired veterans might reach using Reboundfx, or even Pig Pak! That's the kind of outside-the-box thinking that RC and Pop bring to the table.

Well done, Spurs, well done.

(Thanks to jkalb for the find.)

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I was a little skeptical at first, but after seeing that slick website, now I’m sold.

My tapeworm tells me what to do.

by Hipuks on Jul 23, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions

Check the copyright date at the bottom left. It’s legit.

5 in 10
I want my Manu o;—-)

by J.R. Wilco on Jul 23, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions

It’s hard to express how phenomenally craptacular that website is. And I mean that as a compliment.

My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri

by CapHill on Jul 23, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions

Ratiff should bring some of his stuff to San Antonio. All are Vet would be hyped up as hell.

GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)

by Manu-20 on Jul 23, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions

when the link to his website was first posted in the comments, i immediately clicked on it.

then, just as quickly, i closed the page and deleted my browsing history.

i sure hope he was paid more than the vets minimum to endorse that stuff. i mean, you carry that your whole life…

by theonlyromeo on Jul 23, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions

Especially when it’s obvious that they’re never taking that site down.

5 in 10
I want my Manu o;—-)

by J.R. Wilco on Jul 23, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions

so which one’s going to be his nick? Youngevity? Reboundfx? or Pig Pak? for some reason, i’m liking CM Cream. this post should have a poll.

by theonlyromeo on Jul 23, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions

I dont know but I just placed an order of Reboundfx… he is such a good salesman

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jul 24, 2009 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions

nice

by spursfan87 on Jul 24, 2009 12:19 AM CDT reply actions

Spurs = 2010 NBA Champs!!!!

half cool - half old school

by zargo7 on Jul 24, 2009 12:31 AM CDT reply actions

Did anyone else watch the incredible video montage of Theo’s career? He goes against TD at the 1:35 mark, but it doesn’t show the result of their encounter.

As for a nickname. I’ve got: Oldgevity.

I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili

by pollackj on Jul 24, 2009 4:18 AM CDT reply actions

I couldnt even pronaucne that name. How about Blockzilla.

GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)

by Manu-20 on Jul 24, 2009 5:33 AM CDT up reply actions

Oldgevity is my favorite so far.

by BlaseE on Jul 24, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions

Still has the sixers logo at the bottom. Don’t know how i’d feel if it was a spurs logo.
Kinda along the same subject… What was the name of that weight loss supplement that was so big back in the late 90’s/early 00’s? They had their own box at the alamodome and their hq was on 281 & bitters. Think they ended up getting sued for fraud or something.

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

by JonDough on Jul 24, 2009 7:16 AM CDT via mobile reply actions