Why We Signed Theo Ratliff
I know some of you have wondered: is it because the Spurs desperately needed a 7th big? Is it because we're a lousy shot-blocking team? Is it because we were getting too young too fast?
Well, no. It's because with Theo comes Youngevity! Imagine the new heights our old and tired veterans might reach using Reboundfx, or even Pig Pak! That's the kind of outside-the-box thinking that RC and Pop bring to the table.
Well done, Spurs, well done.
(Thanks to jkalb for the find.)
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I was a little skeptical at first, but after seeing that slick website, now I’m sold.
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on Jul 23, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Check the copyright date at the bottom left. It’s legit.
5 in 10
I want my Manu o;—-)
by jollyrogerwilco on Jul 23, 2009 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s hard to express how phenomenally craptacular that website is. And I mean that as a compliment.
My people call it "sarcasm." - Lauri
by CapHill on Jul 23, 2009 11:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ratiff should bring some of his stuff to San Antonio. All are Vet would be hyped up as hell.
GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)
by Manu-20 on Jul 23, 2009 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when the link to his website was first posted in the comments, i immediately clicked on it.
then, just as quickly, i closed the page and deleted my browsing history.
i sure hope he was paid more than the vets minimum to endorse that stuff. i mean, you carry that your whole life…
by theonlyromeo on Jul 23, 2009 11:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially when it’s obvious that they’re never taking that site down.
5 in 10
I want my Manu o;—-)
by jollyrogerwilco on Jul 23, 2009 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so which one’s going to be his nick? Youngevity? Reboundfx? or Pig Pak? for some reason, i’m liking CM Cream. this post should have a poll.
by theonlyromeo on Jul 23, 2009 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont know but I just placed an order of Reboundfx… he is such a good salesman
"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG
by LasEspuelas on Jul 24, 2009 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spurs = 2010 NBA Champs!!!!
half cool - half old school
by zargo7 on Jul 24, 2009 12:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone else watch the incredible video montage of Theo’s career? He goes against TD at the 1:35 mark, but it doesn’t show the result of their encounter.
As for a nickname. I’ve got: Oldgevity.
I'm comfortable winning -- Emmanuel Ginobili
by pollackj on Jul 24, 2009 4:18 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldnt even pronaucne that name. How about Blockzilla.
GO SPURS GO
SPURS 2010 NBA Champions (if team is healty LoL)
by Manu-20 on Jul 24, 2009 5:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still has the sixers logo at the bottom. Don’t know how i’d feel if it was a spurs logo.
Kinda along the same subject… What was the name of that weight loss supplement that was so big back in the late 90’s/early 00’s? They had their own box at the alamodome and their hq was on 281 & bitters. Think they ended up getting sued for fraud or something.
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
by JonDough on Jul 24, 2009 7:16 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know about any box but you may be thinking of phen phen.
by BlaseE on Jul 24, 2009 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Body solutions. Google is amazing.
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
by JonDough on Jul 24, 2009 8:59 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Has there been any official word of this signing yet?
Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
by bren on Jul 24, 2009 9:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?
by JonDough on Jul 24, 2009 9:19 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
It hasnt been on the Spurs page yet
which seems odd
Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
by bren on Jul 24, 2009 9:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
first song that came to mind with the ratliff twist to it….
they wan’t fx… some reboundfx
they wan’t fx… some reboudnfx
BLAIR FORCE ONE
by FreshmakerDTM on Jul 24, 2009 9:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chiggity Check yo’self before you reck yo’self…
Das Efx with the reaaaal hip hop!
Sorry…couldn’t resist.
Hi, my name is Ed, and I despise the Lakers.
by Ed (dfjmed) on Jul 24, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
by Lauri on Jul 24, 2009 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
































