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2009 NBA Draft Open Thread (Beware The Spurs Ninja)

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Let's stash him in Europe for 15 years as he develops

It's the 2009 Draft! Are you excited?!

...That's great, because I'm not so much. The good regular season records from the Spurs through the last decade and the proclivity of the front office to trade away our first round picks mean that I'm usually not able to muster enough interest in the proceeding to sit through the hours of insipid ceremony. Draft night is not Spurs night.

However, our fearless leader will be going to the Austin Toros draft party (and I'm sure he'll look away whenever a Capital City Dancer walks past him), so it became my duty to write a post about this momentous occasion. Considering I haven't followed the mock drafts and don't watch much NCAA basketball, the more knowledgeable PTR regulars might notice I'm talking out of my derrière. I apologize for that, and welcome anyone that has some accurate information to write a fanpost that I'll afterwards cannibalize to update this one.

Without further disclaimers, let's start plagiarizing Draft Express:

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The Spurs Play In The Second Round

How unlike the playoffs. Zing!

The Spurs have 3 second round picks: numbers 37, 51 and 53. With Jefferson in black and white, I would imagine that the FO will do their best to plug our holes in the frontcourt, despite having two young bigs already signed (Tiago and Yawn). A serviceable rookie center or power forward would be perfect for us, but Draft Express says that the group of centers available leaves a lot to be desired. Check their post on the subject to see more stats you can shake a Hollinger at. (And here's their take on the power forwards crop.)

As ATS explains here, a possibility open to the Spurs is moving up into the low 20s, or use his trade assets (all Romaju of them) to move even higher. The truth is, the fact that the owner is willing to pay the luxury tax has ruined every pundit's predictions. Moving into the first round would mean that the Spurs would be even further beyond the cap, but I'm starting to think our beloved leaders our going for broke this year.

Okay, I'm sort of excited after all.

 

The Wealthy Kids

Let's get to know the top 5 picks, according to Draft Express.

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Ouch

  1. Blake Griffin PF/C - Oklahoma, Sophomore

  2. I started paying attention to this big lug during March Madness, when someone went all Karate Kid on him and flipped him over his shoulder for one of the most spectacular fouls I've seen. Here's the .gif image, or you can go watch it over at YouTube. A few days later he did what you see above - he elevated for a slamma-jamma, hit his head on the side of the backboard and still made the dunk. No, really.

    DE's take on the manbeast:

    Blake Griffin’s spot at the top of draft is more than justified by breaking down his advanced statistics, as it truly emphasizes just how impressive a prospect he is from a physical standpoint.

    Not only did Griffin garner the most possessions of any PF in the draft at finishing around the basket per game (7.9), but he's also the #1 finisher as well, connecting on an outrageous 75.5% of his short range attempts, not including post ups. While his overall points per possession (PPP) of 1.08 ranks fourth, thanks to the fact that he’s fouled on 18.5% of his possessions, has finished 51 of his 61 attempts in transition, and ranks amongst the best finishers when cutting to the rim at 1.52 PPP. Athleticism, strength, and tenacity aside, those numbers alone go a long way towards explaining why he’s such a coveted prospect considering he’s managed to generate 20.2 total possessions per game (good for 3rd on our list) while still getting the job done in the post (53% on 7.9 Pos/G).

    Too many stats... Whatever. Anyone able to do things like this is okay in my book. Then again, I'm biased.

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  3. Hasheem Thabeet C - Connecticut, Junior

  4. Who is this guy? Don't look at me, I have no idea. Apparently he plays basketball and loves balloon hats.

    DE to the rescue:

Hasheem Thabeet’s value comes from his defensive ability, but the development of his offensive game will be integral to his success in the long-term and determine how he is viewed as a player.

Thabeet is going to block shots next year, pull down some rebounds, and face an uphill battle to become a bigger offensive threat than he already is.

[...]

Its more than a bit concerning that Thabeet was already having trouble making his presence felt on the offensive end on the NCAA, however efficient he may have been. He was after all, essentially a giant in a land of midgets. He won’t have anywhere near as big a physical advantage in the NBA as he did in college, which will make things even more difficult on him moving forward.

Thabeet struggles badly trying to create opportunities for himself, being incredibly reliant on the talent and generosity of his teammates to generate offense for him. When he was able to get the ball in scoring position, though, he was a major force. Thabeet scored a point on 62.7% of his half court offensive touches, ranking him first amongst all players we looked at. The problem is that he received such few touches, his 11.8 possessions would place him 25th amongst the power forwards we previously examined.

    You can watch him answering questions during the Draft Combine here. He has a bit of Mutombo in his voice. Watch him block shots, rebound, hustle, make dunks, oop some alleys and jump really high in this video. Considering we don't need another scorer, we could really use some of that, eh?

     

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  1. Ricky Rubio PG - DKV Joventut, International

  2. Ricky, at 18 years old, is the youngest of the 5, and probably (hack!) the youngest in the entire draft. I've seen him play for the Spanish national team for a few years now, and I must say he's everything people say he is (even what this guy says rings true). He has played in high pressure situations since he was 15 years old, and he's a gifted passer. If he can develop a deadly jumper and learns to finish at the rim like Tony, he could be the next Steve Nash. (Big ifs, eh?)

    DE speaketh:

Ricky Rubio doesn’t have overwhelming stats, but he’s the youngest prospect on our list playing against by far the strongest competition, and thus isn’t as weak in some areas as people may imagine.

[...]

Always better known for his creativity and playmaking ability, it doesn’t come as a shock that Rubio looks good in transition. He is shooting 69% on his transition opportunities on just 13 attempts this season –which is a bit misleading since he doesn’t take many attempts more because he knows when to give the ball up than because he isn’t pushing the tempo. In contrast, his limited isolation possessions are indicative of some issues, as he’s not going to produce a ton in pure one-on-one situations. Fortunately, Rubio, like most European point guard’s we’ve evaluated, is effective on the pick and roll. With 27% of his touches coming from the two-man game, Rubio could have a mutually beneficial relationship with the post players he is teamed with in the NBA, since they’ll likely make his life just as easy as he’ll make theirs.

    I'm going to enjoy watching this guy play basketball in the NBA (wrap around galore!). Especially if he doesn't become a punk female dog like Paul.

     

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    He can (and will) kick your butt

  1. Jonny Flynn PG - Syracuse, Sophomore

  2. Another unknown for me, even though I watched him play during March Madness a couple of times. First thing that strikes me about this kid: he looks strong. Seriously strong, lamentations-of-your-women, green-skin strong. I had saved this dunk on poor Mike Rosario for my blog, but it's perfect to illustrate my point: that's something else. (Here's a mix of his best plays for your enjoyment.) He's short, but I think he has it in him to become an effective NBA player.

    DE educates us:

    Jonny Flynn was fast enough to compensate for his size on the NCAA level.

    Flynn was a standout in two areas: his ability to get to the rim, and his one-on-one skills. Thankfully for him, those are two skills that the NBA values dearly. Clearly, his productivity is grounded in his first step. Flynn got to the rim 8.8 times per game, which accounted for a lot of his scoring, but his 1.24 PPP in unguarded catch and shoot situations and .94 PPP on pull up jumpers are both very respectable. His 4.3 possessions per game on isolations are amongst the best amongst big-conference players, and his 41% shooting on those plays isn’t awful. Couple those tools with his capacity to drive in both directions and his ability to draw fouls (16.1% SF), and it becomes hard not to think that Flynn could be, at the very least, a high quality backup if he improves his efficiency, especially once he masters the pick and roll (.84 PPP).

    That's no-h Jonny for you, guys. Watch him in a Draft Combine interview here, and during workouts last month. Let's move on.

     

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    Should fit right in

  3. James Harden SG - Arizona State, Sophomore

  4. James Harden. James... Harden. Just a second... ...aah, here we go. YouTube Mix of James Harden. It's pretty helpful, considering it's titled "Get to know James Harden". Judging from the level of skill shown in this video, he might be the next Kobe. Or the next next Jordan.

    DE with the save:

    James Harden’s situational statistics should ease many of the concerns teams have about his game. It appears that he's one of those players who "finds a way to get by" despite his shortcomings.

    Very efficient, while maintaining fairly high usage rates, Harden made 47% of his shots in logged possessions –an excellent percentage for a two. [...] A lot of Harden’s efficiency comes from an area that most probably wouldn’t expect it to. In spite of his perceived athletic limitations, Harden was a terrific finisher around the basket this season.

    [...]

    Harden's biggest shortcoming ended up being in the perimeter shooting department. He was terrific on the very few catch and shoot opportunities he received with his feet set (2.4 Pos/G), but really struggled when being contested (.85 PPP) or shooting off the dribble (.73 PPP).[...] Fortunately for Harden, this is clearly a part of his game he can work on, but he'll have to put in the appropriate time in the gym. [...] Harden's intelligence and excellent skill-level really shine through in his ability to score in transition--which was an important part of his game in college.

    Just Another Role Player, I guess. Considering he's the 5th pick, well, that should tell you something about the overall quality of this draft. That's why I was so mad that some people suggested trading Manu freaking Ginobili for a 5th pick. Really? Manu for James Harden? Shooting guard for shooting guard? You can see him all dressed up in this Draft Combine interview.

    Oh, and I almost used this photo for James. I think it took me 5 minutes to decide, they were both so good.

     

    The Merely Rich Kids

    Pay attention, because if we trade up, the future Spur will be among these guys.

  5. Stephen Curry PG/SG - Davidson, Junior
  6. Jordan Hill PF - Arizona, Junior
  7. Tyreke Evans PG/SG - Memphis, Freshman
  8. Jrue Holiday PG/SG - UCLA, Freshman
  9. Demar DeRozan SG/SF - USC, Freshman
  10. James Johnson SF/PF - Wake Forest, Sophomore
  11. Terrence Williams SG/SF - Louisville, Senior
  12. Ty Lawson PG - North Carolina, Junior
  13. Earl Clark SF/PF - Louisville, Junior
  14. B.J. Mullens C - Ohio State, Freshman
  15. Gerald Henderson SG - Duke, Junior
  16. Brandon Jennings PG - Lottomatica Roma, International
  17. Sam Young SF/PF - Pittsburgh, Senior
  18. Jeff Teague PG/SG - Wake Forest, Sophomore
  19. Tyler Hansbrough PF - North Carolina, Senior
  20. DeJuan Blair PF/C - Pittsburgh, Sophomore
  21. Austin Daye SF/PF - Gonzaga, Sophomore
  22. Eric Maynor PG - VCU, Senior
  23. Toney Douglas PG/SG - Florida State, Senior
  24. DeMarre Carroll SF/PF - Missouri, Senior
  25. Omri Casspi SF/PF - Maccabi Tel Aviv, International
  26. Taj Gibson PF - USC, Junior
  27.  Jonas Jerebko SF/PF - Angelico Biella, International - Here's The Painted Area's take on him.
  28. Nick Calathes PG/SG - Florida, Sophomore
  29. Darren Collison PG - UCLA, Senior

Here's a list of all the players eligible for this draft.

 

The Pecking Order

Yes, I will go all the way to the Spurs' 37th pick. That's how professional PTR bloggers are. And for the record, I typed this team by team. (Efficiency fail.)

First Round

  1. Clippers
  2. Grizzlies
  3. Thunder
  4. Kings
  5. Timberwolves
  6. Timberwolves
  7. Warriors
  8. Knicks
  9. Raptors
  10. Bucks
  11. Nets
  12. Bobcats
  13. Pacers
  14. Suns
  15. Pistons
  16. Bulls
  17. 76ers
  18. Timberwolves
  19. Hawks
  20. Jazz
  21. Hornets
  22. Mavericks
  23. Kings
  24. Trailblazers
  25. Thunder
  26. Bulls
  27. Grizzlies
  28. Timberwolves
  29. Knicks (via Lakers, according to ESPN)
  30. Cavaliers

Second Round

  1. Kings
  2. Wizards
  3. Trailblazers
  4. Nuggets
  5. Pistons
  6. Grizzlies
  7. Spurs - "Yay! We'll take... Ricky Rubio! ...Oh? Already taken? ...Hmmm... Blake Griffin? ...Oh, first pick? Hmm..."
  8. Trailblazers
  9. Pistons
  10. Bobcats
  11. Bucks
  12. Lakers
  13. Heat
  14. Pistons
  15. Timberwolves
  16. Cavaliers
  17. Timberwolves
  18. Suns
  19. Hawks
  20. Jazz
  21. Spurs - "Jonny Flynn? No. Tyreke Evans? No. Sam Young? No. ...Anyone? Please?"
  22. Pacers
  23. Spurs - "How about Jacque Vaughn? ...Ah, not in the draft, and he retired... Duncan?"
  24. Bobcats
  25. Trailblazers
  26. Trailblazers
  27. Suns
  28. Celtics
  29. Lakers
  30. Heat


The Recommended Reading

You mean this exhaustive post wasn't enough? Ah well, check these out, then:

Remember, guys: it's draft day. And draft day has been good to us in the past.

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good post LatinD

I’m jazzed up to see San Antonio move into the first. I guarantee it.

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by KA1Z3R on Jun 25, 2009 3:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know I already said it on another thread, but excellent work LD.

I’d expect the Spurs to try trading up to get Jerebko or Casspi as an extra wing, but there really aren’t any big men in the draft that would be helpful to our current needs. It should be fun to watch, though.

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
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by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we will draft Ian again…

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, rik.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Draft a non-euro small forward

that can play some offense. Use your MLE on a power forward/center. Use the other second rounders (this is without a trade up) to look for a shooting guard who we can develop or bring in immediately in case Manu gets injured again. This way we would have Mason, Hill can play shooting guard, and that third guard. Plus Udoka can play guard. If Finley doesn’t return, than this is a very crucial area of need.

And the final second rounder is where you get your Euro guy to use in three years. Wouldn’t be a Spurs draft without a euro player. But that should be the only one. We need people who can be here when we need them, instead of us waiting two years to be able to use them.

Randy Blythe, Singer of Lamb of God- "Words can be broken, so can bones....." Omerta by Lamb of God

by KA1Z3R on Jun 25, 2009 3:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

After Griffin and Rubio I think the best player is going to be Harden. In this weak draft players are getting selected on pure athleticism and physical prowess. Not Harden, he seems to have real skill. Me likes.

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 3:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Harden will be a solid player. I saw him light up UTEP this year in a tournament and the guy was not only making shots but created opportunities for his teammates.

by xman130 on Jun 25, 2009 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vince Carter to Magic for Lee and Rafer. Link.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 3:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well the Magic just got better offensively.

by xman130 on Jun 25, 2009 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make it a Fanshot, so we can put it up.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gee. Will be done O Strict One.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saying… :)

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It hasn’t been agreed to yet. Just very close.

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by Hirschof on Jun 25, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord, dude. This a monolithic post. Is that right? Monolithic?

I hope draft express appreciates all the traffic you sent them.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait? Are you answering my word choice question? I thought you were the ignorant inbred from Texas.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word choice.

“Ignorant ….etc”. Anyone can appreciate The Sickness! I dun need degrees for a mancrush on Manu or school you.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what I’m referring to, don’t you?

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried hard to figure it out, but nope. Not sure who or what you are referring to.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah, on the Nuggets blog in the post about trading Manu for Kenyon, one of the guys asked if you were an uneducated inbred Texan which made me crack up. Nate moderated it out, but it was up there for a while.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lmao.

Sadly I missed that part. Damn. The come back possibilities are enticing!

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn’t uneducated inbred Texan redundant?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are lucky you are on this blog and not Nate’s. But, to answer your question, it might be tridundant.

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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

…Monolithic is good, right?

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HI EVERYBODY

Okay, so here are a couple of appetizers before we get into basketball geek mode.

1. My favorite music video ever just get better. Watch this immediately.

2. Watch this brief Youtube clip. It kind of explains my situation in a nut shell.

I’m going to take out that super hot daughter of my dad’s new wife tomorrow night. It’s not a date, just showing her a good time. So since my idea of a good time would be to go to Carl’s Jr., go watch Transformers 2 and then have my carnal way with her, and none of that is going to happen, what should we do? Advice?

Thanks in advance for all your suggestions. Will talk about basketball soon, I promise.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

transformers 2? way to go romeo!!! Just show her megan fox on a huge screen to lower her selfsteem so she is more available…. GENIUS

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this girl could hold her head up high with megan staring down at her.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just do what you think Manu would do.

That’s all the advice you need.

by BigFresh on Jun 25, 2009 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dunking a ball on her face?

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny, when you wrote “think what Manu would do”, all I could think of was Scrappy’s signature:

“I like to use my pump fake to make them come hard, that’s when I use my penetration.” -Manu Ginobili

ummm… o.k. don’t do that.

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by bellasa on Jun 25, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just hope she is not a Spurs fan

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stampler, that Take On Me video was the shiznit. Thanks.

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss the incomprehensible, “artistic” videos of the ‘80s. Now let’s see if anyone can explain this.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Catch up with all the latest draft rumers HERE at the DraftExpress live blog.

We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.

by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 4:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you know draft express’s twitter name?

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on Jun 25, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THOUGHTS ON SHAQ TRADE

I’m ecstatic. I love when these Axis-of-Evil unions come together. My least favorite player joins one of my least favorite teams, it’s perfect. The only thing better would’ve been The Big Vagabond joining the Mavs.

These marriages made in hell always work out quite nicely for me. See A-Rod joining the Yankees or T.O. joining the Cowboys for proof. (P.S. I’m a bit embarrassed to admit this, but the other day I watched the first episode of ABC’s “Superstars” reality show, just to see Polish model Joanna Kruppa bitch out Owens for sucking so bad and getting them eliminated and I have to say, it might have been the most delightful 90 minutes of television of 2009).

So yeah, where was I? This won’t end well for the Cavs. Shaq is done. D-U-N done.

First of all, he can’t defend. At all. Remember that whole “master of panic” controversy where Shaq ripped Stan Van Gundy? That mess started after Van Gundy called out O’Neal for flopping shamelessly against D-Ho. And why did he flop, amigos?

BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GUARD HIM ANY BETTER THAN ZYDRUNAS COULD.

Factor in Shaq’s chronic inability and unwillingness to guard the pick-and-roll, and any team with a point guard that can dribble and some shooters (sound familiar?) will be able to score at will against Cleveland.

Meanwhile offensively Shaq’s big ol’ butt will clog the lane and take away LeBron’s routes to the basket, effectively turning him into a reluctant jump-shooter. You think Shaq is going to change his game for anybody? He’s just gonna post up like the mindless cretin he is and demand the ball as always, so he can execute his patented travel/offensive foul/dunk/turnover move.

And in a truly bizarre twist, for the first time since he was like 12, LeBron will have to adjust to the concept of catching and shooting the basketball. I grant you that I haven’t watched every Cavs game these past six years (though Lord knows they’re all on ESPN/TNT/ABC) but I think every jumper he’s taken has been a pull up off the dribble.

But yes, I’m eagerly anticipating watching this awful, wretched experiment crash and burn. And I can’t believe I agree with Tony Kornheiser, but I think this move increases the odds of LeBron leaving Cleveland as a free agent big time. He’ll see how futile it is after this blows up in everyone’s face.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I hope it’s like you say. All I know right now is that Shaq was probably the third or fourth best center in the league last season, and the Cavs didn’t have anyone able to score without BronBron holding their hands. And now they do.

Also, Shaq still requires doubling against most opponents. That’s important.

I hate Kerr. But mostly because of Amar’e.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you need defense to win it all dude. As a Spurs fan you should get this. Miami won with Shaq mostly sitting on the bench and Zo being the backbone to their defense.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were this close to reaching the Finals. I trust Brown to do something on the defensive end to work around Shaq’s deficiencies. I don’t trust him to solve the lack of solid offense, and this trade sure helps on that end.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree. See how the offense “Improved” in phoenix with shaq on board.

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Different system. Shaq isn’t a 7SoL kind of player. And he still shot at a league-best percentage.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly. Third team all nba my ass. Shaq is one of the worst defenders at the center position right now. His 15-20ppg are ofset by the 50 he gives

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d rather have Howard, Yao and Gasol, who is basically the Lakers’ center.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

for that matter, Tim is basically our center, and I think we’re in agreement that he’s better than shaq.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would rather have Al Jefferson or Brook Lopez than shaq. Oh and also Nene.

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You’re considering potential. Shaq’s better than Nene and LĂłpez.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no I’d rather have both of those guys right now.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely a healthy al jefferson with a good coach

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you seen al jefferson’s contract???

I swear to flying spaghetti monster I just opened a new tab to get that ShamSports link and typed “ATS” and was like “where are my shamsports links?” before I realized I typed the wrong thing. It really is your site, ATS.

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They’re gambling on the next season.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope. Check the numbers. Check the pace of the Suns. Check how much possesions Shaq spends with the ball in his hands. Check their defense (Brook is somewhat decent, Nene is a great one on one defender)

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You check…

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shaq is gonna clog the interior. It will be interesting what Brown is gonna do.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well he’s clearly proven himself as a tactical mastermind, so I’m sure they’ll adjust easily.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Big Collosal Failure?

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but the refs let him score so much with it, that it can’t be called a failure

try again

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THOUGHTS ON MAGIC-NETS TRADE

Basically, I liked this move when I thought they were going to keep Hedo. Now that I read more and I came to discover that it’s basically Carter to replace Turkoglu, I like it a lot less.

Apparently Turkoglu wants too much money and Orlando doesn’t think of him that way. Whatever. Mark Jackson just said on TV that Carter is a better passer than Hedo and he’s a fucking nitwit.

I know Hedo isn’t going to NJ, but the trade now looks like Orlando giving up Hedo, Lee and Alston for Carter, plus throw-ins Ryan Anderson and Tony Battie switching teams.

That’s like 2.5 starters for 1, so no thanks. Plus I think at this point in their careers I think Turkoglu’s the best player of all of them, and he fit in perfectly for that offense. They should’ve kept him and kept their team together.

They didn’t lose the Finals because they weren’t good enough, but rather because they weren’t experienced enough. Games 2 and 4 could’ve gone either way. I think it’s a mistake to toss away your second best player for a 32 year-old Carter who won’t give you the passing and pick-and-roll ability of Hedo, or the clutch shooting.

This makes the Magic worse, if you ask me. Between Big Fatass going to Cleveland, Rondo T.O.ing his way out of Boston and this, it’s like no Eastern team wants to be good next year.

I guess the Spurs could play Chicago. That’d be sweet.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

STUART SCOTT IS CLOWNSHOES

“So guys, tell me, is there any reason that LeBron plus Shaq doesn’t equal an automatic championship?”

He was like literally stunned when the panel said no. Apparently Scott doesn’t actually watch basketball, just does the studio host/highlight thing. This is the same guy who thought Shaq’s flop against Howard was the first of his career.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MICHAEL JACKSON JUST DIED

Seriously, look up the news. Its a sad day for music lovers (the children are happy though)

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 5:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I still haven’t seen confirmation that he died. Sucks.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thriller was the first tape I ever bought.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you can’t say anything good… so I’ll shut up.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, not a joke. The dude is really dead.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel so old.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he died young (50) if that makes you feel better…..

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he died at 50 of a heart attack? I guess he really was black after all.

I know, I know, that’s awful.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heaven lock up your angels.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they’re still confused if he’s really dead or just fell into a coma. Pretty hard to tell with the face he’s got now.

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, off to play some COD 5. Nazi zombies!

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 5:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bought it a couple of months ago, just got around to installing it last weekend. The zombi nazis maps are awesome.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t even gotten to the bottom of this thread and you’ve replied already. You’re everywhere man. By the way, kudos to the excellent thread. PtR nation’s abuzz!

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, man, but I totally copied DE’s stuff. :)

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, but that’s the most extensive work of plagiarism I’ve ever seen! Just kidding. At least you were forced to buy into this draft thing? ATS sure has you wrapped around his finger. Hah.

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, no kidding. I usually just check the list the next day…

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love me some COD. Was up till 2 am this morning playing.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah? We need to play together. I suck right now, but I’ll get better. Zombi maps are a blast!

(Haven’t even played the single player campaign yet. Straight to coop and multiplayer. :)

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah I’m down. I just started playing a month ago so I’m a rook too. Something has to get me through the offseason.

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by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You really need to get Crysis Wars. Not as popular, needs a good PC, but it’s tons of fun.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is the draft on ESPN? im seeing a guy tall nonsense with a clock running down

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 6:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe anyone can seriously argue Shaq played well last year

Phoenix didn’t even make the playoffs last year. You think if Shaq is in his prime he ever misses the playoffs, even playing with four bums?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think its more a question of egos and politics with Nash and Shaq. Shaq will still win you a game in the playoffs. Big Z nor Wallace will.

But Shaq can prob lose you coupla games too. Big Z and Wallace are irrelevant there too. So who knows.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his stats were good but him getting those stats dragged that team down hard…..or out of the playoffs to be exact

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else excited to see shaq and howard in a free throw battle for the eastern conference title?

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is from Manu’s Facebook page… I love it. And please notice, he’s a fan of LD’s emoticons.

Jefferson a San Antonio, Shaq a Cleveland, Vince Carter a Orlando… Cuántos movimientos. Se está poniendo bueno esto, espero que no haya muchos más! ;-) //// RJ to San Antonio, Shaq to the Cavs, Vince to Orlando…. Man! This is getting interesting. But hopefully nothing involving argentine slashers! ;-).

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
I don't like chatty. I don't do chatty. I like quiet. Quiet and mean. Those are my people. - Nurse Jackie

by bellasa on Jun 25, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

was the translation yours? artistic license

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s Manu’s.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

argentine slashers!! that is great…

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- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, Manu’s a fan of my emoticons… like me, he prefers a nose for his smilies ;-)

Yet another smackdown from Manu on LatinD!

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by tomasito on Jun 26, 2009 9:53 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sure he was simply using the more obvious smilie so that it’d be more easily recognizable. He’s always thinking of the little people, our Manu is.

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by LatinD on Jun 26, 2009 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nobody commenting on my video, links : (

I worked so hard to cut and paste.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m still at work so all videos are blocked like Lebron trying to drive while Shaq’s in the lane.

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

espn already making mistakes...

Jay Bilas, in describing Griffin said that he’s tough and when you get him you know you can get a guy who can bang his head on the backboard and keep on playing…

poor choice of words in describing a guy who missed games with a concussion this year. Apparently he’s not so indestructible.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

has griffin been picked yet? this is taking forever

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it starts at 430

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate when espn tricks me with their “coverage” times….

i thought i’d be clever and work overtime on draft night but im just unproductive and bored

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dick Vitale just told Stuart Scott (two working eyes between them) that Cleveland will beat us in the Finals. Stick to college you hack.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dickey V just said Cleveland defeats SA in the finals this season …I think it get it backwards

by joe20 on Jun 25, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no way Tim and Manu get to the finals just to lose.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no way cleveland gets to the finals to….

no way cleveland gets to the finals

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the blond in the cab in this Heineken commercial looks like Elizabeth Mitchell “Juliet” from Lost.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

She’s so hot

by joe20 on Jun 25, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m more of a Kate guy (Evangaline Lilly) but yeah, hot.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder which draftee will have the fattest mother.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The home of the Knicks and the Liberty

… whose rosters are completely interchangeable.

HEY-O. I’ll be here all night.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If Stern thinks he’s getting booed now, wait until he announces Curry going to anyone but the Knicks.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stern just loves the Lakers. Why try to hide it? I admire him. Reminds of the gov of South Carolina.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So wait, the Lakers would have to throw in sasha vujacic as sweetner to Kobe to make the Griffin trade?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Griffin doesn’t exactly have big shoes to fill as the No. 1 overall pick for the clips.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Talent level? He has no jumper, can’t shoot free throws, doesn’t block shots, doesn’t pass out of the double team well.

Other than that, yeah, he’s a superduperstar

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t mind Camby being a Spur. Anyone?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

seconded.

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
Pounding the Rock - where RJ happens.

by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tony, Manu, RJ, Duncan, Camby. That’s a riduculous not-neccessarily-starting 5.

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
Pounding the Rock - where RJ happens.

by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thirded

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

before we got jefferson, I thought we would do a similar trade for him

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats with pop trying to get players we’ve crushed emotionally in the finals?

Thomas? Camby? Carter? Jefferson? Gooden? who else am I forgetting that we have gone after?

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Discussing the merits of Zach Randolph?

Nobody on this panel actually watches basketball. I’m convinced of it.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Clippers select Blake Griffin #1

ZOMG!

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

R U serious??

The #21 is Lord
Free Bruce Bowen! (I'm talking to you, Milwaukee)

by ddog28 on Jun 25, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He just looks thrilled to be a Clipper. I haven’t seen anyone this happy being drafted since Eli Manning.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

or maybe Steve Francis.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Blake Griffin: Strengths: Strength Weaknesses: Shooting, passing

Sounds like he’d be a better tight end than a basketball player.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Strengths: Strength?

Hah.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

most double doubles since David Robinson. I’m sure he’ll be just as good…

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what they say, “You can’t teach height.” Wait, that’s not applicable with Griffin.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How dare they mention 5-O in the same night.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Robinson has taken shits more athletic than Blake Griffin. And those shits had better jump shots.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOL

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His first thought? “I am now officially cursed”.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So we’re all in agreement that Stuart Scott has no idea what he’s talking about, right?

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also needs to stop trying to act like he’s cool too.

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not sure any of them do.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stuart thinks Shaq is still a great difference-making player and that Zach Randolph is an asset.

Also, he has no idea why people were down on Michael Jackson.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How about disbanding the Griz.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good news everybody: Mike Dunleavy has no doubts Griffin will be a good player.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoah…

The #21 is Lord
Free Bruce Bowen! (I'm talking to you, Milwaukee)

by ddog28 on Jun 25, 2009 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah the first pick from Tanzinia

by joe20 on Jun 25, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GRIZZLIES TAKE HASHEEM THABEET AT #2

Dammit. I was hoping this sleeper would fall to us at #37. He’d be perfect for us.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good pick for them.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Still, does Gasol become their PF now? Lotta beef at 4 and 5 now.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like Thabeet, but I’d rather have drafted a PG. Would make more sense for them. Or trade Gasol at least for another lottery pick.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so do the lakers just have to trade walton for thabeet or just skynet?

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by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Must improve: Strength, Offense

Sounds like an ideal #2 to me.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like a reasonable bust.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could have been a great defensive center. Bad fundamentals, but I am sure Memphis and their great crew will help him develop. The Lakers farm team usually produces well. He will be a Laker in 3-4 years if he develops and they call him up.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why the NBA should consider the Premier League approach of demoting/promoting teams to/from D-League. Maybe then the Memphis “brain trust” would get their chit together.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hasheem means “The Destroyer of Evil”

So why is everyone at the ESPN studio panel still alive? I call shenanigans.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he knew the Griz would get him, check out the blue tie.

The #21 is Lord
Free Bruce Bowen! (I'm talking to you, Milwaukee)

by ddog28 on Jun 25, 2009 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Grizz are basically the Kansas City Athletics to the Lakers’ Yankees.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF? James Harden?

The #21 is Lord
Free Bruce Bowen! (I'm talking to you, Milwaukee)

by ddog28 on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oooooh – OKC takes Harden instead of Rubio.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you see his expression?

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oklahoma City Thunder take James Harden #3

A bit of a surprise, but not really. I guess they consider Westbrook a PG after all. This makes a ton of sense for them, with Thabeet gone.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Err…So harden is a 2?

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, Presti is slightly better at his job than Wallace.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think if Thabeet was there the Thunder would’ve taken him.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he would have fit in well too with OKC, but Presti would NEVER have traded Pau for a bag of chips.

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

any guy who likens his game to Manu, I’ll be a fan. I think the Thunder will be a ton of fun to watch.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Love this team. Still need a big who can rebound though.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Should look to Grizz to acquire Gasol.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they are going to sign Gortat too…

they are WAY under the cap

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 6:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping we’d get gortat. Ah well.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if that bowtie is from Dhani Jones’ company.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

James Harden Weakness: Dressing.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wouldn’t be a surprise to see Rubio go here? Bilas is an idiot. Sacramento hates Rubio

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

these idiots do zero research.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You expect them to actually work for their paychecks? Seriously?

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I work here for no pay, so I guess it all evens out, in the cosmic balance of the universe.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Ricky…

The #21 is Lord
Free Bruce Bowen! (I'm talking to you, Milwaukee)

by ddog28 on Jun 25, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ricky will be gone in one of these two picks.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GS is such a mess that I’d rather go to the Wolves.

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d love to see him on the Dubs. Ellis would be pissed.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be a great side benefit – dude is a diva who hasn’t proven anything yet.

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sacramento Kings take Tyreke Evans #4

Wearing Kings purple. Which means either he knew something we didn’t, or he has the same favorite color as my eight year old cousin Samantha (who is a serious baller).

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 6:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tyreke Evans’ nickname based on natural disaster that killed people.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

few people know this about me, but my nickname is smallpox.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thought it was typhus

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rubio is the second best prospect by far. YOU AMERICANS ARE SO BLIND… SERIOUSLY? THABHEET? HARDEN? EVANS? SUCKERs

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My favorite player is a foreigner so leave me out of it.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why would we want to draft any furriners. None of them has ever been any good. :)

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about Rubio for our third PG?

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rubio is a bazillion times more awesome than any one of the bozos drafted ahead of him. These scouts don’t know what they’re doing.

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

What the hell are the Grizzlies thinking? Did they not watch Thabeet play Dejuan Blair this season? Chris Wallace is an IDIOT!

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides they have some serviciable centers in Marc Gasol and Hadaddi

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he was american he would have been the first pick and people would be talking about the next Chris Paul/Jason Kidd

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, we’re all xenophobic racists. What else do you expect?

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can be racists, I dont care. You can ditch all you want Rubio for being spanish. But you CANT BE STUPID AND TAKE THABBET AND EVANS AHEAD OF RUBIO

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m in agreement with you, Chilai. But when has ANY move by the Grizz made ANY sense?

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Er… those times when Jerry West was their GM?

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was about to say that. The League is still iffy about ’em foreigners, despite what everybody says.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He really is.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Wolves hired a sportswriter for GM after all. Just not the one who was the most famous.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

IM glad he didnt get elected as a GM. I was fearing that Parker would go away and it was inevitable…after all its a good trade for the wolves

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe he thinks every team is like the lakers, where as long as it’s a good trade for one team, the other team has to agree to it.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess twolves will get their wish after all

by joe20 on Jun 25, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wolves select Ricky Rubio #5

I like their draft already.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He took ur jobs!

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minny seems to be taking a page out of OKC’s book – keep our young nucleus, trade for draft picks and wait a couple of years.

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and wait… and wait… and wait….

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, the Thunder’s gonna make the playoffs next year.

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey I might actually go to some Wolves games this year

by One4theThumb on Jun 25, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s got a Gretzky like feel for the game of basketball. Because we all know what a legendary basketball player Wayne Gretzky was.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ricky Rubio Must Improve: Teammates.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

GOL

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great com skills already.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He’s compared to Pistol Pete because he’s white, has shaggy hair and a big nose.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ve heard manu being compared to pistol pete a lot of times also

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Compare Rubio to Maravich – do these people watch any tape? Do they know Pistol Pete could shoot the ball just a little?

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Manu was pistol pete. Ricky is Pistol Vaughn.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stylistically I think Brent Barry tried to be Pistol Pete.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he failed.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think of all the people in the news today, the most similar to Pistol Pete is Michael Jackson. A white weirdo who people obsessed over who died of a heart attack at a young age.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

GOL

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wolves take Jonny Flynn at # 6

Taking back to back point guards at 5 and 6? That’s certainly uh.. interesting.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rubio and Jonny Flynn…what the hell

by One4theThumb on Jun 25, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Minnesota is about to make another move.

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They have to be making another trade.

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does anyone else think the NBA draft would be much more entertaining and move quicker with a Mystery Science Theater 3000 format?

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they’re doing that now, unintentionally. Let’s get the four stupidest people we can find and have them comment on the draft.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but MST3K worked because they had witty people, not stupid ones

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES! I miss that show.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They do a live version at the Alamo Drafthouse cinema in Austin. I’ve been twice, for Top Gun and Terminator, and it was hilarious both times.

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by tomasito on Jun 26, 2009 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t wait to go to one of those!

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 26, 2009 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flynn has to be traded, right? No way they’ll actually go through with that.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Point guard with must improve: Decision making.

Sign me up.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knicks must have paid the wolves not to select Curry. That pick is a puzzler. Do they not know you can get a guy like that off the AND-1 tour?

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He also just called an area of the country the “mid-coast”

by One4theThumb on Jun 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice segue Stu: Compared being interviewed by Mark Jones to going to church.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A Tim Duncan mention. Nice. I always know when he’s up 20 or down 20 because he’s on the bench.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what channel can I watch the draft?

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

any feeds?

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

http://atdhe.net/7215/watch-espn

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you sir

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Completely off-topic

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenyon Martin thinks Ben Wallace is soft.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you imagine the horror of a run in with him in prison?

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that a lolwallace?

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the warriors trade is old news

Two point guards to piss of Monta Ellis.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Warriors select Curry # 7

Knicks fans pissed. Monta Ellis way more pissed. Shortest backcourt in the NBA?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn’t be surprised if Nelson did this just to piss off NYC.

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by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewing got him fired after he tried to secretly lure Shaq to NY from Orlando.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stern can’t be happy . oh well

by joe20 on Jun 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Jordan Hill would’ve made more sense for them.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe they haven’t given up on Wright after all. I still like him.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bilas: Curry has beyond NBA range.

So there’s apparently a league with deeper three point lines out there. Look out for the XBA, with 5 point shots!

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knick fans just dumped in their pants. I love it! I hope they make some odd freaky pick. That will make it a good night. The fans will completely lose it.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

take some foreign center. That’d be awesome.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about a funky white 7 footer from the Mountain West conference. Some shaggy haired tree hugger.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Heytfelt?

Not mountain west, but he might fit the criteria, eh?

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why were the knicks all over curry? Excuse my ignorance.. do not pay much attention to the draft college ball…

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by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He was a gunner that doesn’t play much defense aka the perfect Knick.

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you…complete me

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel the same way about you : )

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Bromance alert.

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by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be jealous

: )

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets rec each other

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because he can score like a madman and D’Antoni loves guys who can score and dont like to defend

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Van Gundy: Knicks need to continue to build their talent base.

Right after they find a talent base.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The little girl thumbs down! Classic!

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knicks select Jordan Hill # 8

I guess they expect Lee to leave via free agency soon.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to get lee, so we can continue to devolve into an all offense-no defense team

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Dan Wetzel’s (Yahoo Sports) take on this pick:

A serious athlete at 6-10 who everyone says is raw. That may be because he had to the good fortune of playing at Arizona the last three years, meaning he got a new coach every two months and got to watch first-hand lessons in backstabbing, lying and double-crossing. It’s all about life skills in college hoops. Knicks fans booed him for not being a skinny 6-3 guy from Davidson.

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s teh winz

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Knicks fans are douchebags.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah. The pencil thin white guys (boys) with the huge freshly bought ball cap.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hill keeps saying I, I, I, me, me, me. Perfect Knick.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think both Warriors and Knicks fans wanted the other teams’ guy. Which makes perfect sense for their franchises.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they should fusion their rosters to make a complete team full of fun and incompetence

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they could exchange rosters and no one would notice.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

by the way: Manoli has given up on the Warriors. He’s a front running Lakers fan now. He actually says stuff like “We did it, we won!” and “I think we’re gonna repeat next year, nobody can stop us.”

He just does it to piss me off, but still, worth mentioning.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my roomate (who hates basketball) just started to root for the lakers to piss me off. I understand the feeling

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

most of my co-workers are LA transplants. I feel your pain.

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
Pounding the Rock - where RJ happens.

by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce would be sooooo much better at this job than any of these jokers.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Raptors take DeMar DeRozan at #9

DeSucks.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Harold Miner Jr.

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

“needs to improve: shooting efficiency” YAY!! Thats what I call a scoring guard

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m waiting for Needs to Improve: Basketball Ability/Talent I’m thinking by the mid 20s it’s a real possibility.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

IS there any possibility we can trade our 3 picks for some iron to put into Ian’s glass ankles?

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they call me Mr. Glass.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GOL

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

When Yawn was drafted he got Needs to improve: overall skills

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by tomasito on Jun 26, 2009 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

now they’d need to add “ankles” to that list

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 26, 2009 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he can dunk chilai!!! Because theres an incredible track record of guards who cant shoot but can dunk.

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dunk over thabeet for the dunk contest championship?

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s got as much potential as anyone in the draft = This draft sucks.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As a rule, I dislike basketball players from usc.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stern should just have the rest of the pics streetball it in the parking lot upcoming slots. Oh and make sure and bring the guy who stands on the court with the microphone yelling “no holding…no holding…awwwwwwwww”

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bucks take Brandon Jennings at #10

Boy is he gonna miss Italy by December.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT RUBIO IS OVERHYPED!!! BRANDON SAID IT!

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad he doesn’t have RJ to take those lob passes. Oh wait… Jennings NEVER passes the ball!!! Selfish prick. Stop hating on Ricky!

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have they improved mechanics a bit since NBA live 07? Ea doesnt put a lot of effort to make better games….

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hm. Well, guys, I’m gonna go out with my lady friend. Have fun, and may the Force be with us. Or something.

And good luck tomorrow, Stampler.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jun 25, 2009 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks dude, have fun.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Milwaukee ain’t known for their hot women.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

another point guard with a must improve: decision making. What a great draft. Good thing he’s a great shooter.

Oh wait, my producer tells me he’s an awful shooter.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

isn’t this supposed to be the PG draft?

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow what a nice layup by that center, he didnt jump NOTHING

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stampler, you say the ESPN guys are clueless. That is certainly true, but is there really that much to say during the draft…. its a waste of event in my opinion. It should not be on TV.

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it exists so snarky people such as myself with no lives can make fun of it.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it makes you feel better, it also exists so that I can laugh at you making fun of it…

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

… and so that I can type “GOL” while reading as you laugh at him making fun of it

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the same reason I always watch the MTV awards

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

some t & a there.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is where the MST 3K robots would come in handy.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the grizzlies and wolves are shown on TV like 160 times a year. If they can be on TV, the draft deserves its space too

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok… I stand corrected…

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- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If a guy can’t shoot and can’t pass, how does it mean he has a ton of ability? That just means he can run fast and jump high and can dribble without falling down.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stuart Scott makes me sleepy.

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stu makes me feel smarter and dumber simultaneously.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A horrrrrible broadcast team.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

It’s a typical ESPN broadcast.

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TNT would have been waaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ESPN’s guys are just plain tuuurble. They be a bunch of knuckleheads.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still remember Barkley’s comments about Tony Parker being drafted. “I’ve never heard of him, but if he got picked in the first round, he must be good.”

He was right.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey all…internet at work keeps knocking me off the site! I Hope we get some good picks. Will check in later! Enjoy! :)

Hi, my name is Ed, and I despise the Lakers.

by dfjmed on Jun 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nets select Terrence Williams at # 11

Who? Rick Pitino is happy. Probably because he doesn’t have to coach this nitwit anymore. clap clap clap “He’s somebody else’s problem now” clap clap clap “Just smile, look supportive, don’t let them know you hate this kid” clap clap clap

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a senior? on a weak draft? with the 11 pick? AWFUL

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He calls himself T-Will. Probably because he can’t spell Terrence. But I do like his suit.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Does MJ pick a UNC/ACC player again?

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Hansbrough?

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the bobcats next!!! its time for some Jordan magic

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

when you draft adam morrison, the bar is set pretty high.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hansbrough will look so good on that bobcats uni, they are the perfect fit. After all, Sean May got released

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Hansbrough…come on down!

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What kind of player do the Bobcats need to get?

A good one?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I am in a great market? Williams is looking for a shoe deal already? That bodes well for him working on his fundamentals. I expect a ton of turnovers from him to begin the season.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, they want a specific position. Oops.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MJ’s a traitor!!! He drafted a Dookie!

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bobcats select Gerald Henderson at # 12

A shocking pick. No one here saw that coming.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a defensive guard on a Larry Brown team….. im SHOCKED

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dookie = bust

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MJ strikes again!

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MJ: “I drafted outside of the ACC once. Didn’t work out for me. Not doing it again.”

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great athlete. Has crazy hops.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

But he’s a guard who must improve his “ball handling” and doesn’t have a great basketball IQ. Hmmmm.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so he can defend…why did the raptor take Derozan again?

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because they’re the Raptors.

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
Pounding the Rock - where RJ happens.

by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does colangelo realize he doesnt have Nash anymore to feed those dunkers?

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great athlete that can’t shoot, dribble or pass. Bad draft pick. Jordan strikes again!

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are just a couple of picks away from a center who “needs to improve: rebounding”

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BJ Mullens?

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by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought we had the market cornered on those.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you cant call Bonner a center

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fab? Wait, we don’t have Fab…

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
Pounding the Rock - where RJ happens.

by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe one day Gerald can soar to the heights his dad reached and be the 10th man on an nba team. Dare to dream.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s actually something to aspire to. Think of the number of human victory cigars (Mark Madsen, JV) who get paid good money to sit at the end of the bench knowing that they’ll never have to produce in a pressure packed situation and no one will ever criticize them because they suck.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

like Robert Horry?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Horry actually played in pressure-packed situations and hit some big shots. He did, however, give absolutely no effort in the regular season and did ride some coattails.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and they’ll never risk their bodies to injury….

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My nephew wants to play football. I keep telling him to learn to long snap – get a college scholarship and be able to walk when you’re 40.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s good advice

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pacers select Tyler Hansbrough at # 13

Clearly they didn’t have enough white forwards.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Foster, Murphy, Rasho and Tyler…………thats a fearsome foursome

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don’t forget dunleavy.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats strange coming from a black GM……oh right Bird is their GM

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If things continue like this maybe we could see Steve Francis or Bonzi Wells back on the court soon

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In PtR speak, this draft is Griffin, Rubio and a WHOLE bunch of suck.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think more like a WHOLE bunch of suck.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is the GM for Indiana? He needs to be fired.

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Over -rated chant!

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that wasn’t nice. Hansborough will probably be just as good as Hill. Who the hell knows.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im competitive too!! DRAFT ME!

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you could actually submit your name to be drafted if you want. It’s just a form you fill out.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im 21 and they can stash me overseas while I develop (develop what? I dont know but I can develop)

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at this. A college student a few years ago had the same idea. Absolutely hilarious.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I remember that.

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA, i remember that

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Hansbrough way higher than expected but in this draft it’s hard to say its a bad pick.

Just call me The Profit

by Manuwar on Jun 25, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see one black kid rock a hansborough jersey. Just one. In the entire country.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s never gonna happen.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only guy capable of doing that just died today

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hansbrough = lottery pick? The NBA… where boneheaded decisions happen!

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I see him as a Joe Wolf type. Maybe Tom Tolbert.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kerr’s turn

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that warriors suns trade rumor makes much more sense because warriors didn’t draft Hill when they need a PF.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Still we are talking about Nelson. He doesnt need PF’s. He wouldnt play DUncan even if he could.

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

but he would play Amare.

Bring back Bruce, and free James Gist!
Pounding the Rock - where RJ happens.

by Tim C. on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at center.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nobody can knock Hansborough pick. This draft is too weak to knock him. Still comparing him to Duncan just because he stayed four years is dumb. I was in college for like nine years, so by that theory I’m twice is good.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BRANDON JENNINGS JUST CRASHED THE DRAFT!!!

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jennings must improve: Timing.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what happened?

"In time we hate that which we often fear." (that means you Dallas)

by TerribleTim on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he just showed up on stage so stern could introduce him even though he was drafted like a half hour ago.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LAME

"In time we hate that which we often fear." (that means you Dallas)

by TerribleTim on Jun 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

(Suns select Earl Clark at #14)

wonder if they’ll trade him to portland. That’d be different.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He looks 10 times better than the white dude

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clark

He is not assertive and he is going to Pheonix? Uh oh.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the Suns drafting a guy who needs to improve his toughness. Perfect. That’s like the Nuggets picking somebody who needs to stop committing flagrant fouls.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or a player with high basketball IQ.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it time for the Spurs to make a move soon?

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They should wait until the 20s. Can get the same amount of suck for cheaper.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that’s funny.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can’t just say “recced” — you should actually rec as well

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are there any other players from IIUUPPPEIIEUU we can get?

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

let me ask this. if the spurs dont pick Hill in last years draft. would he go undrafted?

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

But I will be praying Daye falls.

by naropean on Jun 25, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently god doesn’t like you.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we pray to the flying spaghetti monster around these parts, fella.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pistons select Austin Daye at #15

your prayers are answered, naropean. Oh, you meant for us. My bad.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d be happy if Blair fell to 37. Not very realistic though.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Great the Pistons now have 2 Tayshauns Prince

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this guy isn’t as ugly. And manu hasn’t made him his bitch. Yet.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice pluralization — + 2

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m interested to see if the Spurs will make a move to leap frog Portland for Omri.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a poposlap?

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly, payback’s a bitch.

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by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea who Darren Daye is. No memory of him as a player.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What’s with the # of dads this year who previously played in the league? Seems strange.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I can blame my dad for me sucking at basketball now. Thanks, asshole.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with the 16 pick the bulls select…..Tyrus Thomas brain!!! He left it in college

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dan Dickou, John Stockton, Adam Morrison and now Austin Daye, four first rounders from Gonzaga.

Which of these is not like the other?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dickau, he has a godly name

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting you bring this up. Abbot at True Hoop had this story today.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vitale predicted ROY for Curry and a 14-8 season for Hansborough.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dejuan Blair still on the board…

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. --Andy Dufresne

by tomasito on Jun 25, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not for long i reckon

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahah

well he is a martial arts expert awesome…

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who are we kidding? even if he slips to the 37 pick, Pop will still select the most unknown player of all just to laugh at ESPN broadcasters

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

knicks paid 3 million for pick 29, right? is that transaction bloated because its LA/NY….anyways we could buy a lower pick fo 2.5?

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no way L.A would have sold that to us though

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i mean someone else, not LA….

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

James Johnson…… original name

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

better than DeJames DeJohnson

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bulls select James Johnson at #16

Never heard of him. But I know three Wake Forest players are good, and one of them isn’t a complete fuckwad, so there’s that.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You wouldn’t be referring to this, would you?

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Kerr talking for 2 minutes without saying anything

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

long live the kerr!!!

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramen.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shoulda stuck to being an analyst.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, i will miss those days of sending the suns to fish

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Steve Kerr: President of Basketball OPS

Sounds so lofty. I’m President of PtR Blog OPS

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Kerr: President of Spurs Covert Ops

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

He’s one stealthy mofo.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kerr is our mole in Phoenix. Operation desert fox continues.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

we should get the lakers to hire him.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that’s perfect

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suns led the league in scoring four of the past five years. Did not however lead the league in championships.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sixers select Jrue Holiday at #16

I thought Jrues weren’t good at sports.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because being a good defender means blocking shots.

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

especially for a guard..

by arnav on Jun 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

[chris andersen flapping arms in bedroom by himself right now smiling]

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, what a hilarious/disturbing image

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

admittedly that is all I try to do when defending.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is no way he is 6’ 4".

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he will Jruely suck.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice basketball knowledge Stu! Scottie Pippen was a team manager and he ended up being pretty good. I know that and basketball is like my third most knowledegable sport.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Minny Draft room cam....

Has the rest of the room holding Khan up against a wall while he screams
“DRAFT ANOTHER PG>….>DRAFT ANOTHER FNG PG YOU SCURVY BASTARDS”

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i swear to god someone show me the war room now!

ppl will be blowing up

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAAHHAHA I CALLED IT I CALLLED ITTT

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG!! OMFG!!!

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just called the 3 ball and buried it. Well done.

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by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are correct, sir.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does the NBA announce draft trades in real time (ala the NFL) or do they wait until the draft is done? I was expecting a few more fireworks.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

usually it’s during the draft. It’s weird there are no trades.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

usually you see draft picks exchanging hats with goofy looks on their faces.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That tie was the thickest tie I have ever seen in my life. It was like a sleeping bag.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

At #18 Minnesota selects Ty Lawson

I think Simmons is laughing his balls off.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For the record, I like Lawson, but this is fucking weird.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere Bassy Telfair cries, and his cousin Marbury nods

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a way of saying “FUCK YOU EVERYONE; ITS A PG DRAFT AND WE ARE TAKING ALL OF THEM”

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think Minny might be thinking supply and demand: “Get all the points and then every team will have to trade with us to get one on our terms!”

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they want to play tiny ball

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

minny tiny ball

"If an expert says it can't be done, get another expert"
- DBG

by LasEspuelas on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

tiny? they are going to play Boykins ball

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently he will be Buh-buh-buh-billups’ buh-buh-buh backup.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you have knowledge we do not?

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bucher said he’s gonna be traded to the moonmen.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Roy Williams think’s your team’s GM sucks.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He is speedy…for college. He will get his shot blocked..in the NBA.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Time for DejuanÂż

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope, we still have a chance

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Atlanta needs someone to backup Acie Poor the IV

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he has been traded to the warriors for Jamal Crawford

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Acie is a Warrior now. Pay attention dammit.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Acie just got traded yesterday to GS for Jamal Crawford.

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawks select Jeff Teague at #19

Another Wake Forest guy. Don’t know him.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a tiny scoring guard, exactly the kind of player that translates perfectly to the nba

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Minnesota Timberwolves will trade Ty Lawson to the Denver Nuggets for a future first round pick that belonged to Charlotte, according to Ric Bucher.

by BigFresh on Jun 25, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is it me or are there like 5 smart nba gms and 25 nitwits?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe simmons could be a GM…..

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how about this...

I’m not watching this on TV so forgive me if I’m repeating something ESPN has already covered.

The Wolves will keep Ricky Rubio and Jonny Flynn with the intention of creating a situation similar to what Detroit had in Isiah Thomas and Joe Dumars, according to the Star Tribune.

by BigFresh on Jun 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I appreciate the updates, as I’ve spent 90% of the time with the TV on mute.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m assuming Rubio is Isiah

by BigFresh on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what? I didnt knew Rubio liked overpaid scorers

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dumars had a handle?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the key word is Similar. The similarities in this case are:

a. both are basketball players

by BigFresh on Jun 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah the GM who thinks the Spurs should sacrifice 2009 and go for broke without Tony for some random free agent in 2010.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brilliant.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Don’t you mean BRILLIAN? And hell of a pick – he’ll fit in great at Utah and with Sloan.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jazz select Eric Maynor at #20

Another point guard. Who’d have thunk?

Did every starting point guard in the country come out this year?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its the PG era ive heard from ESPN (even if Fisher and ALston where the starting PGs in the finals)

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, to be fair, if those two were the starting points in an nba finals, the league does need some fresh blood.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is unafraid to take big shots. Must improve: Decision making, shooting.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i don’t mind taking all kinds of bad shots and i have poor decision making and shooting skills.

Pay me my damn money

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cant shoot too!!! ANd my decision making is suspect at best!!! DRAFT ME DAMMIT!

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m tellin’ ya all, apply for the draft. Maybe you can get invited to the green room and maybe a clueless GM will take you late in the second round, thinking you’re a steal to still be in the green room that late.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can sign as a PG so my height could be an asset.

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

larry brown says Gerald Henderson has Good Jeans

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn, Portland is gonna take Omri. Assholes.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

because it would make sense or because you know something?

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing has made sense tonight, so I’m going with door #2.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read it was their motivation to trade with down with Dallas in order to prevent Sac from drafting Omri.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They already have Batum at the SF slot

maybe they work a trade for a PG, i don’t see Omri being a need.

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn they are going to be unstopable with that prototype 12th player. He sure high fives like a champion

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hornets take Collison at #21

Apparently nobody in college basketball is taller than 6’2 anymore. They don’t make ’em like they used to.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the only really big guy taken so far is from tazmania

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the hell does the NOOCH need a PG? Try help in the middle, you idiots.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

worst total assists in league at like 19.6 and chris paul had 11 or so of those a game….only team with a single player with over half the assists…..pretty bad

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m not saying they don’t need a backup, but they are woefully thin up front.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS?

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darren Collison welcome to never playing more than 10 minutes per night

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

your job is to keep Chris Paul from screaming at the coach to get back into the game.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must improve: Scoring ability

Sounds like we have another Jacque Vaughn in our hands.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I’m hoping my scoring ability will improve tomorrow night.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Portland is going to pick Greg Oden’s great grandson.

It is what it is.
We are who we are.

by SinCitySpur on Jun 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well at least one part of his body is working well

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought they’d pick up a flux compacitor to go back to the 2007 draft.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Many GM’s are picking salary friendly short guys.

by Clintons Cigar on Jun 25, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No big trades so far. Boring.

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a new theory about the brilliance of the Spurs’ FO: Everyone else is just fucking stupid.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its all in the wine

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you don't watch Ice Hockey..Ever...and live in Australia

ESPN can be heavy going sometimes

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

espn got the premiere league, so I fear I’ll be watching it even more. (sigh)

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhahahah

Portland 2nd deepest team in the league hahahah

JVG just goes “Are you crazy?” i was hoping someone would. Mark jackson is clown shoes.

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Knicks likely to get Ricky Rubio from Minnesota? Yahoo! reports that a deal is being discussed and one league GM said a deal "isn’t 100 percent," but likely.

by BigFresh on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

of course, trade a future all star and keep the guy with an “awesome vertical leap”

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just a thought….maybe we wanted dallas’s pick but knew they wouldn’t trade with us so we ask portland to take it and we’ll trade for pick after they get our guy

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Roy most underrated player in the NBA? My cock is the most underrated player in the nba.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not a very Claver pick, imo. Hey-O

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Blazers slect Victor Claver from Spain at #22

Looks like a Spurs pick don’t it. Has the potential to be as good as Mike Dunleavy Jr.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOHO, there you go conspiracy theorists!

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets..pick..omri!

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s what I’m hoping for.

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shaquille is such a wanker

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by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bushka, where you at? Because “wanker” is one of my favorites insults and everyone here thinks I’m nuts when I use it.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sydney australia

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Makes sense. And you’re right – Shaq is a wanker.

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think you’re nuts. “Wanker” as an insult is teh winz

I want my Manu

by jollyrogerwilco on Jun 25, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m still at work, what did the Big 2nd Fiddle do now?

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he did a live feed with the espn lady

and talked about how he was a team player and has always been about winning and to reiterate this point talked about how he was a team player some more and then his nose got so big he had to excuse himself.

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. "

by Bushka on Jun 25, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he’s a wanker….

"There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at." - Richard Pryor

by DennardC on Jun 25, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.. where’s that Spurs move to the 1st round?

by silverandblack_davis on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

all the guys the spurs want (and want to pay for) haven’t been drafted so they are seeing if their guy falls to 37 since he isn’t a PG

Did we really just add a player good enough to be guarded by Bruce Bowen?

by BlaseE on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MUTE…. the best invention of humanity

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

RAMEN!

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t had any verbal conversations with LeBron but I’ve had many mental conversations with him."

So they’re vulcans?

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chance of Shaq accepting a bench role: 0.0001%.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, he sounded so convincing……

"Rock and Roll angels bring that HardRock Hallelujah"

by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lebron + Shaq = The King and His Jester

by LionZion on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

GOL

We thank you, Bruce.

by CapHill on Jun 25, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a black hole of ego will emerge from Cleveland when those 2 guys collide

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by Chilai on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I so want them to release a sex tape.

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by Aaronstampler on Jun 25, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn you Sac

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 25, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs