I'm in quite a pickle here, so please help.
So my dad got married the other day to some Turkish lady who isn't my mother. She's got a 23-year old daughter who might be the most attractive Turkish girl I've ever seen. She's kind of got this bucktooth thing going on with her teeth, but she's tall and skinny and has a figure like a supermodel with a really pretty face. Also, she's smart (studying to be a lawyer) and really nice. Basically she's completely out of my league.