I'm in quite a pickle here, so please help.
So my dad got married the other day to some Turkish lady who isn't my mother. She's got a 23-year old daughter who might be the most attractive Turkish girl I've ever seen. She's kind of got this bucktooth thing going on with her teeth, but she's tall and skinny and has a figure like a supermodel with a really pretty face. Also, she's smart (studying to be a lawyer) and really nice. Basically she's completely out of my league.
So should I use my internet blogging sensation charm to try to hook up with her?
Why not, it's not like you're related to her by blood. (32 votes)
God no! She's your family now, that's gross! (12 votes)
Don't even try it, she'll be totally creeped out. (29 votes)
I would need to see some scantily clad pictures of her to make an informed decision. Link? (68 votes)
You don't even like girls, Stampler. You're just trying to make Manu jealous. (35 votes)
176 total votes