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Existential question for my PtR family

by Aaronstampler on Jun 22, 2009 7:41 PM CDT

I'm in quite a pickle here, so please help.

So my dad got married the other day to some Turkish lady who isn't my mother. She's got a 23-year old daughter who might be the most attractive Turkish girl I've ever seen. She's kind of got this bucktooth thing going on with her teeth, but she's tall and skinny and has a figure like a supermodel with a really pretty face. Also, she's smart (studying to be a lawyer) and really nice. Basically she's completely out of my league.

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So should I use my internet blogging sensation charm to try to hook up with her?

Why not, it's not like you're related to her by blood.

32 votes

God no! She's your family now, that's gross!

12 votes

Don't even try it, she'll be totally creeped out.

29 votes

I would need to see some scantily clad pictures of her to make an informed decision. Link?

68 votes

You don't even like girls, Stampler. You're just trying to make Manu jealous.

35 votes

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Hey Stampler. I remember something you wrote in the illusion crushing thread (hah, that one keeps on giving) so I dug it up and found this for you:

And yes, as sad as it is for my people, I am the handsomest Turkish guy in the world.

Are you kidding me? THE handsomest Turkish guy in the world and THE most attractive Turkish girl that THE handsomest Turkish guy in the world has ever seen, are step siblings? Crazy world, huh?

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by silverandblack_davis on Jun 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions

Haha good find davis. Hyperbole much Stampler?

...formerly known as speedostuffer

by Manuwar on Jun 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions

somewhere bill walton smiles

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

by Chilai on Jun 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions

You’re like the PTR Wiki, Davis.

Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders

by LatinD on Jun 23, 2009 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions

I read that Memo Okur is the second best looking Turk out there, and Hedo Turkey-glue gets the bronze.

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies. --Andy Dufresne

by tomasito on Jun 23, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions

okay, I was kidding about me. I’m ugly (though better looking than Memo or Hedo). But she’s really, really hot. Maybe not as hot as Memo’s wife, but up there.

Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.

by Aaronstampler on Jun 23, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions

no, really...

Link? :)

by tandur on Jun 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions

Manu? Jealous? Please...

The #21 is Lord

by ddog28 on Jun 22, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions

look at all that hair..

...formerly known as speedostuffer

by Manuwar on Jun 23, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions

Pretty damn amazine.

The #21 is Lord

by ddog28 on Jun 23, 2009 3:01 AM CDT up reply actions

Ah, the slam dunk: A lost concept to our Spurs. * coughs, Pops, coughs *

Hi, my name is Ed, and I despise the Lakers.

by Ed (dfjmed) on Jun 23, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions

::cough,RichardJefferson,cough::

Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed.

by CMoney on Jun 24, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions

Oh Manu, you’re so fine. You’re so fine, you blow my mind! Hey, Manu!

"We suck on 'D. Both individually and team-wise, we suck. We're pretty consistent that way. I don't know if I have an answer to that. If I did, we wouldn't suck quite so bad." - Popovich

by Aaron "Hirschof" Preine on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions