Existential question for my PtR family
I'm in quite a pickle here, so please help.
So my dad got married the other day to some Turkish lady who isn't my mother. She's got a 23-year old daughter who might be the most attractive Turkish girl I've ever seen. She's kind of got this bucktooth thing going on with her teeth, but she's tall and skinny and has a figure like a supermodel with a really pretty face. Also, she's smart (studying to be a lawyer) and really nice. Basically she's completely out of my league.
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Hey Stampler. I remember something you wrote in the illusion crushing thread (hah, that one keeps on giving) so I dug it up and found this for you:
And yes, as sad as it is for my people, I am the handsomest Turkish guy in the world.
Are you kidding me? THE handsomest Turkish guy in the world and THE most attractive Turkish girl that THE handsomest Turkish guy in the world has ever seen, are step siblings? Crazy world, huh?
by silverandblack_davis on Jun 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha good find davis. Hyperbole much Stampler?
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by Manuwar on Jun 22, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
somewhere bill walton smiles
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."
by Chilai on Jun 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’re like the PTR Wiki, Davis.
Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
by LatinD on Jun 23, 2009 7:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read that Memo Okur is the second best looking Turk out there, and Hedo Turkey-glue gets the bronze.
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by tomasito on Jun 23, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay, I was kidding about me. I’m ugly (though better looking than Memo or Hedo). But she’s really, really hot. Maybe not as hot as Memo’s wife, but up there.
Give a man a chicken and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to chicken and he'll call you crazy and question your command of the English language.
by Aaronstampler on Jun 23, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manu? Jealous? Please...

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by ddog28 on Jun 22, 2009 11:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
look at all that hair..
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by Manuwar on Jun 23, 2009 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, the slam dunk: A lost concept to our Spurs. * coughs, Pops, coughs *
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by dfjmed on Jun 23, 2009 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Manu, you’re so fine. You’re so fine, you blow my mind! Hey, Manu!
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by Hirschof on Jun 23, 2009 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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