Friday Night Loser Thread: Minimum Required Effort Edition.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 7:52 PM CDT
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When I came over to this country, I was a pretty applied student. I went to the 8th grade without knowing any english, and still got mostly A's. Which says a lot about the quality of the education here, or maybe I'm just a genius.
Then I discovered the idea of "minimum effort". As in, doing what you have to do to just pass, and then fuck it. For me, that entailed not doing any homework but doing well in test so I could pass the class.
The PTR crowd is fairly well educated. So to all the slackers underachievers like me, this is your thread. Insightful comments? Fuck it. Funny jokes that are smart? Fuck it.
This is the minimum required effort thread, time to bring your C game!
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Some links:
Watch tv.
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Nan.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good job, H!
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t want you to have to hold back your link urges, you have to release that stuff, otherwise you get “blue links”.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear you should see a doctor if your blue links last longer than 4 hours.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, just find someone hot drink alcohol.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, so.
FIrst, there’s this video:
What absolutely makes this for me is the little interaction at the very end (after the line-crossing).
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Zelkmassb (2 days ago)
Ooooh noo, pobre gato!! =:( hugs kitty
I liked that comment.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cat is lucky that wasn’t a Dogo.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate saying it, but i’ve been there before. i think i speak for the majority of the males around here, we have all crashed and burned at least one time.
but then again, that was intra-species action, i’d freak out like that too (is it inter-species? i dont know, i went to public school)
What the Bowen giveth Horry taketh away. --LatinD (2008 Playoffs Round 2, Game 1)
the Spurs do not defeat you so much as they grind you into tiny shards of psychological wreckage.
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by Hamer_SpursFan on May 22, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh. Yeah, as the guy who posted the video wrote:
He tried to steal third when he should have stayed at second. These things take time. He’ll learn.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The cat was totally within it’s rights… right up until he wasn’t. Poor Cat.
BTW, whoever posted that video should have included a better selection of porn music.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cat knew what he wanted.
Straight from the No-Stat Zone to your computer!
Dunkin' Cheerleaders
by LatinD on May 22, 2009 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and the Cavs are winning. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(But Orlando is making a little run here.)
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, you take those things out of their natural habitat and they just look plain creepy.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And finally . . .
This man’s life and the lives of his entire family are ruined by Jimmy Dean’s marketing decision.
Warning: He kind of forgets to hang up the phone there at the end and the language takes a turn for the NSFW.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The big corporations just don’t give a shit about the little man and his love for sausage at a reasonable price.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s awesome. I wish I was that passionate about life.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s it. I have depleted the day’s quota of stupid links.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have the Cavs fans always waved “terrible towels?”
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes? No?
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cleveland winning by a certain number of points.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m working tomorrow and Sunday and Monday. Tonight, I’m going to have a drink. And stay up late if I want. And sleep late tomorrow, too.
FML.
Oh no, an elderly Cavs fan got creamed on the sidelines.
Walk it off, mister.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to stay up late too. I plan on reading maybe watching a movie, reading Tropical Fish Hobbyist and then at 5am I gotta watch Formula One quali. I live life in the motherfucking fast lane.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lauri you fucking crack me up. But seriously sister, you need to lay off the you tubes for a while.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t help it if the housie sends me all these links. He’s doing the sifting — I merely reap the rewards.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I doubt this game ends the same way as game 1.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder when we’ll get to 25 comments.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woah, that was the 25th comment, you just blew my mind.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
27
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I’m off to eat, I hope when I come back I can keep up with the crazy activity going on.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, now that we got rid of him, we can all start commenting.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ATS is gone? cool.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooops.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You better watch your back next time you have had too many grapefruit margaritas.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not scared of you. ::quacking in my boots::
Bring it mister… I’ll take you down. ::Just don’t look at the laser eyes::
JK, Ha-Ha ::Thinking at least he doesn’t know where we live::
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite rubber duck was that enorrrrmous one the Dutch artist made a few years back. Remember that one?
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Insert funny caption here.
Funniest one gets a half-eaten dead tadpole from Hipuks.
by silverandblack_davis on May 22, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This will make you quack in your boots Bella.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about getting waterboarded instead?
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would probably beat out my fear of heights.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
talk about your nightmares….
And I thought that particular horror film was over. But, no… he’s back.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Since I’m among friends, I will let you know that I just re-read my post and realized my misspelling.
That’s what I get for trying to blog and work.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha. You are awesome and amazine.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey ATS you back for real?
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How so?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh just wanted to ask about the “featured stories” section. Thought I knew how to add to it, but I guess not – heh.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just a guess here, but I think they have to be stories not fanposts. Stories are the front page articles. They seem to be handled differently than the Fanposts and Fanshots for stuff like that.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For instance, you can’t put the Fanposts into the sections. Which is a bummer.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooooooohhhhhhhhh. That explains it. Perhaps we need a do-over, like on that commercial where they re-do all the kid’s baby pictures.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you just had a BRILLIAN moment there.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m a dork.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t know. I think that was more dorky than moranic.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or it could be you’re working too damn much.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true… but at least I’ve got 3 days of personal time coming up. Yeah!
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hello and I’m going back to work. See you in the 2nd half. I hope.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess this thread is reaaaally slacking off. 40th!!!
by silverandblack_davis on May 22, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man…How’s the…um…market?
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not too great Hipuks. We just follow this certain market called Wall Street… ugh.
by silverandblack_davis on May 22, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I think the Magic have them right where they want them. Am I wrong?
No, I don’t think so either.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seriously? It’s a 6 point game? Wowe.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf…..I need to not pay attention more often.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How ’bout that, huh? It might turn into another barn burner!
I hope so, ’cause I am sleeeeeepy.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cavs are either really bad at holding leads, or the Magic are really good at comebacks.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O.K. So apparently LBJ can never leave the game if the Cavs hope to win.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone else think of Lyndon B. Johnson everytime LBJ is mentioned?
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Lady Bird.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, the singer [not a cheerleader, I swear!]
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep… I almost did it this way instead lbj… cuz it reminds me of good ole Lyndon.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did they decide to show Timmy when cflop3 says “Even when there’s no chance to win”
It’s a frigging NBA conspiracy… bunch of envious haters.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want a homemade tuna fish sandwich and some green apple slices.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sounds good, order two.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back to a 10-point lead.
Zzzzzz.
Come on Magic, help a sister out.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone watching UFC? Tomorrow’s card should be awesome. I’m torn between LA vs DEN and that one.
by silverandblack_davis on May 22, 2009 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark my words,
Joey is reffing one of the games in Denver.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 point game… love it.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Magic… make this work for me.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn’t look like either Conference Final is going to be a slam dunl.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would Sasha Fierce be as annoying if it weren’t for the hair? The Cavs’ Pavlovic is the same type of player, but he doesn’t bother me as much. Or am I just crazy?
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it’s the hair, plus the eyebrows, plus being named Sasha, plus he’s a douchebag.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sasha is a punkass. See: Taking threes when the clinching game’s already decided, and your opponent has conceded.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So are you bagging on both Sashas or just Smurfette?
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So guys, who are we rooting for in this one? I don’t care one way or the other. I do really like the Lebron puppet commercial where he keeps throwing powder in the air, though, much more than the Fave Five commercial where Video Dwight Howard pulls his hamstring (which appears to be on his ankle).
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we’re rooting for the Magic, but I don’t care either way. I like Turkish-glue, but the Cavs don’t piss me off. If you think about it, the Cavs play defensive basketball like we used to. They’re one of the “boring” teams, its just that they have LeBron.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though all of the LeBron love gets annoying, he doesn’t bother me. Plus, he seems to be a good teammate and doesn’t screw them over, like a certain Laker.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly. This is why I want to see the Cavs win the title. The style they play, and that #1 defense in the league – maybe a good way to remind Pop/RC why they won ’chips at all.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good question. I know we’re mostly pulling for Denver in the WCF… except for Lauri & Riki.
I’m pulling for the Magic. I don’t want a Lebron/Kobe Final.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Denver/Orlando final also has the side benefit of making Stern sick.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s a major benefit to me. Plus Orlando is a 1 team city. That’s a plus.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but can you imagine the smack-talk from your neighbors/co-workers if Denver makes the finals? I want Denver to be there as much as anyone(no matter what bella says), but I would probably go on a shooting spree if the Suns ever made the finals.
Or maybe nugget fans aren’t that obnoxious?
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nuggets fans don’t give me crap. They don’t like the Spurs, but tend to respect them. I honestly think that beating LA is more important to them than winning a chip at this point.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, now I remember living in Sacto. Yep, it’s only Suns fans that I want to do physical harm to.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think there’s a comparison to the whining that comes out of Phoenix.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
werd.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you talking about Riki? I want Denver to beat LA… aren’t you the LA fan?
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell no. Remember when we had that post about least favorite teams? A-B-L, damnit.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he just has a Laker “friend” – kinda like Lauri.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 point game. Nice.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Orlando is showing a lot of resiliency.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol. If Orlando comes back from down 23, Cleveland is toast. See: Suns, v. Spurs, 2008.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t see the first game – how much were the Magic down then?
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 – 16, I believe.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea, I think it was 16
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels & Demons is better than the DaVinci Code, and Tom Hanks has much better hair this time around.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but where is Audrey Tautou?!!
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish Tony Parker would’ve hooked up with her, then we would get Audrey shots at every Spur game.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fell in love with her while watching Amelie.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very understandable – cute movie and star.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puppet Kobe looks like Bing Crosby with a tan.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fishboy, you have some competition.
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/5/22/734537/-Marine-Life-Series:-Sargassum-Fish
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Serious competition.
http://www.dailykos.com/tag/Marine%20Life%20Series
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn it…He has a Fun Fact at the end too, why didn’t I think of that.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just use it next year with your halftime fish.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this bad boy is the BOMB.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/3/27/713866/-Marine-Life-Series:-Psychedelic-Frogfish
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is my favorite:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/2/26/702306/-Marine-Life-Series:-The-Coolest-Fish-on-Earth
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen that one before somewhere.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turkish glue can freaking ball.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When he’s not in San Antonio, that is.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, the Cavs have to be quacking in their boots
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did LeBron just try another crab dribble? I see he got called for traveling.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He did. I’m shocked they called it—I thought it might be some ticky-tack junk against Howard. Lebron made an incredibly tough shot after the whistle that would have put them up two.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
although he shouldn’t have reached in for the ball
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Pudgy, take note. Orlando is using a 6-11 guy to inbounds the ball – thought you might like to know.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Glueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awwww, poor little Cavs fan! That kid kind of broke my heart.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That’s what my grandma was saying, “Look at that poor little kid”.
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by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it were a little Laker fan, you’d be laughing.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep – like when Mace hit the xmas day shot. I was totally laughing my ass off even more after they showed some disappointed kids.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having a three year old, I can’t help but feel bad for sad little kids, even when they are rooting for evil. I think to myself, “that’s Max in a few years, when TD has retired and his beloved Spurs are terrible.”
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh dude. Will the Magic take the first two in Cleveland?
We specialize in misinformation around here. Facts and stats just get in the way.
by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn’t think the Magic had it in them. I was so wrong. I’m sorry for giving you crap about your vote in the poll, bella.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn it… I come back to my office in time to see that crap at the end? WTF! Argghhh.
Hmmmm, maybe we should play some defense on arguably the best player in the league?
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened? LeBron hit a 3?
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A fucking far away three.
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, got it on the inbounds at the top of the key. Hit the back of the iron and went in.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, these have been 4 really close games so far. Decided by a total of 7 points.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not what the experts were expecting.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh great, Lebron’s ego is taking over in the post-game interview. He could never play for Pop.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Even though they won, Cavs are dead. Magic at home will crush them.
by silverandblack_davis on May 22, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Orlando has to be pissed right now.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Later guys and gals.
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by Wayne Vore (ATS) on May 22, 2009 10:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see ya, boss.
I’m out too. You kids behave yourselves.
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by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bye.
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was awesome. I’m wide awake now.
I love this game.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 10:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can’t complain about the playoffs this year – they’ve been compelling.
by CapHill on May 22, 2009 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my goodness, just caught up to the ending on DVR. I thought Lebron’s shot had no chance when he caught it.
Still, Orlando went toe-to-toe with Cleveland on their home court, came away with a split, and missed winning both by one second. This series is going the distance, methinks.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
After watching the Magic have several last minute meltdowns against the Celtics, I didn’t think they had it in them to come back like this.
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you look at it from another perspective, they basically beat Boston 6 out of 7 games in that series. They are a really good team.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nighty night, guys and dolls. Might see you for Game 3 in Denver tomorrow night.
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
later…
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup… four great games.
Would it have killed them to stick to Lebron on the final possession? How was he so wide open?
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he’s 6’8", 270 lbs, and can jump higher than anyone in the league. He wasn’t open when he caught it, only after he elevated.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what, I’m so over Kleiza and Balkman. I think Lebron would be a good fit for us at the three. I bet Tony would even pass to him sometimes.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not too much, though.
Free James Gist!
by Tim C. on May 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If not, we should settle for Krazy Glue.
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was like 50 thousand feet away from the basket though. Turku-glue did what he could.
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Spurs should hire their scorekeeping crew.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Free George Hill! (member #3)
by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I had to come back to show you what Manu just posted on Facebook:
Manu Ginobili: No se puede creer!! Qué final!! CLAP CLAP! Estaba ya entrando para decir algo de Hedo y tengo que cambiar por Lebron a último momento. Impresionante el tiro que metió. Qué lindo es el básquet! Quiero jugar YA!! //// Wow! What a game! I was about to say something about Hedo but had to change it for LBJ. Unbelievable. What a shot. Congrats. We are watching great conference finals. I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!
by Lauri on May 22, 2009 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He also said:“Quiero jugar YA!”
I want to play NOW!
My tapeworm tells me what to do.
by Hipuks on May 22, 2009 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he doesn’t…
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep… If you read his posts regularly he subtly switches changes things from the Sanish to the English version. Most of the time it doesn’t matter. But that last line is huge.
I want him to play now, too.
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
Free George Hill! (member #3)
by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, I’m tired.
*changes
and
*Spanish
Superman wears Manu Ginobili pajamas to bed. - CMoney
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by bellasa on May 22, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah, ‘changes’ was corect all along!
The #21 is Lord
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by ddog28 on May 22, 2009 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just saw a highlight on TNT where JJ Redick was matched up against Lebron James. That may be the biggest mismatch in basketball history (not counting Lebron against 5’8" guys in high school). At least NBA history. As you would imagine, it ended with Redick tripping and Lebron throwing down a vicious dunk.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
by tomasito on May 22, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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